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Ohh, I hate wearing these beards.

I`m going to enjoy the free flowing style, but probably not the results. If we`re never going to win trophies, let`s at least be sexy whilst not doing it.

Same to you, of course!

You can catch it off lampposts.

If the first ninety seconds is anything to go by, I`m going to spend a lot of time watching Spurs whilst taking sharp intakes of breath. Which is better than the snoring of the previous two seasons.

'TRF WISH IT TO BE KNOWN THAT THAT MAN WAS NOT A BONA FIDE ANIMAL LOVER, AND ALSO THAT GOLDFISH DO NOT EAT SAUSAGES`.

England captain plays in Munich and has a German child is going to mess up a few of the racist songs the national team like to serenade the team with.

Look, Robert, it's and... one and two and three and four, and five and six and seven and down.

Yes, yes sir. Just one bottle?

We can`t even purchase a complete Moises Calceido with the money.

Oh stop bitching and let's go have tea.

RIP. Heard this when I was about 12, years before I knew anything bout The Band or involvement with Bob. Loved it then, still do.

We wish to praise the infant.

What do the stars say?

I'm sorry, we don't need you this week.

Well I think television`s killed real entertainment. In the old days we used to make our own fun.

Now it's time for 'Interesting Sport', and this week it's all-in cricket, live from the Municipal Baths, Croydon.

RIP. I will very happily rematch The French Connection, definitely one of my all-time favourites.

Do you think Jarrow will adopt a more defensive posture for the first leg of the next tie in Turkey?

And before I join in with congratulatory applause, I`d like to add CoS just sounds better.

Beans (cat toe beans of course), not inedible foodstuffs.

Spurs 5-1 Shakhtar Donetsk Kane scores 4 of them

I`d probably have about 100 songs ranked equally at the bottom, #65, and work from there, so I`m not going to knock anyone who has bothered to listen and rate the real dregs. I`d have The Necromancer Top 20. I like rambling lengthy songs that have pleasing outro solos.

Wolfgang plays a great solo from 4.04 onwards. In the absence of his father, this will do.

War Pigs has to be a contender - Generals gathered in their masses / Just like witches at black masses.