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You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
IbanezJem replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Wait a minute - supposing two swallows carried it together? -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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It's possible, obviously, but I think it's really unlikely. I mean he's hardly likely to move in your circles, sir... -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Life can be fine if we both 69. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Well, this is a completely uncharted lake with like hitherto unclassified marine life man, so the whole scene's wide open for a scientific exploration. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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I have another theory. My theory number two, which is the second theory that I have. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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All right... if you will undertake to disengage your troops in America. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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All that'll be left of us will be a map, a compass and a few feet of film, recording our last posts... -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Robert, I think, with respect, we ought to return to the subject of your symphony. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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What's all this about coming upstairs? -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
I`m watching Norwich vs Millwall. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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No you may not! Get on with it! -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
Why buy a striker when we have Brazil`s No 9? Oh, wait... -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
The sight of Voller walking off after getting the red card with large amounts of Dutch phlegm visible on his perm; well, it was not unamusing to an England fan. -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
I`m liking Spurs XI for the Utd match - just two defenders, Romero and Van de Ven, and a goalkeeper, Bissouma in midfield and the rest are, ostensibly, attackers. Did I say like? I meant to say I`m terrified at just how many times Rashford will be running at goal unchallenged by a simple ball over the top. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Why should Tenzing and Sir Edmond Hillary be number one on top, when you're number one on top? -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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He's fighting as well as I've ever seen him. Must be losing blood at a rate of a pint a second now. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Oh dear. Nearly forgot the gesture. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Huh! I wouldn't wish it on my son. He's a sensitive boy, already. I'd rather he was a sewage attendant or a ratcatcher. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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You waggled your what? -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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Introducing, ladies and gentlemen, tonight, all the way from a mudwrestling tour of the OPEC countries...in the red corner: Colin 'Bomber' Harris! -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
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'FIVE YEARS, TWO MONTHS AND TWENTY-SIX DAYS LATER'. -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
Well, if you can think of a better solution to the fact Chelsea will buy any midfielder Klopp likes? It seems like there`s some trouble with Sporting Directors at Anfield and that isn`t helping any of these mooted transfers turn into reality. -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
Watching Wolves outplay the living crap out of Utd and get denied one of the most blatant pens in history is the kind of thing that drives people away... -
The Official 2023-24 Football (Soccer) Thread
IbanezJem replied to Nova Carmina's topic in One Little Victory
From my perspective, you`ve nothing to worry about - just play a 5-5 formation, bypassing the midfield area completely. -
You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3
IbanezJem replied to IbanezJem's topic in Video Vertigo
Brothers! Brothers! We should be struggling together!