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Patrick Kane to the Rangers? No conformation yet but this is the word on the street.

It's an email problem that we're still trying to work out. There are many new accounts sitting there but the board isn't sending out the emails to the members so they can validate their accounts. I'm actually away this week and will finally have time to do a deep dive into this.

Stole my post!

Now, you will stay in the canvas chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven.

Go on....aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't but The Big Money gets his at Red Tide tonight"?

Oh, yes indeed, I find that forum delightful, and the posters most attentive and particularly the little fawn-eyed girl with the great big.....Rush collection...

Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down.

Heard a lot of McCarver in the '80s watching the Mets. He got a little wordy at times, but he knew his shit. One of the better color analysts baseball ever had.

So it'll, uhh...it'll just grow back again, then, will it?

It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me!

We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite!

What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuung.

Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out.

https://www.nj.com/eagles/2023/02/ref-explains-questionable-penalty-on-eagles-james-bradberry-during-chiefs-game-winning-drive.html

"Still time to place a bet on FanDuel for the over/under on how many times Kelce says 'We're the Chiefs!'"

That's a shit holding penalty. How do you call that in this point in the game?

So many big plays in this game from both teams.

That looks like a catch and fumble to me, but they'll probably overturn it.

I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more. I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye!

Nice to watch a Super Bowl and not have to listen to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.

Right, keep me covered. Just keep me covered.

This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet.

As a diehard Giants fan, I approve this message. And don't forget, Johnson was knocked out of the game along with Purdy, so the Eagles got past a Niners team that couldn't field a QB for the whole second half. They're a good team, but they fell ass-backwards into good fortune this year, and God help them if they lose Hurts again, because we all know how they are without him. Let's do this, Chiefs! EDIT: I had posted the infamous Bill Burr Philly rant, but I watched it again and I was reminded of how brutal it was, and thought it might be a bit over the top for here.

But the police have film of Ibanez actually nailing your head to the floor.

Look, I came here for an argument!