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  1. Mr. E.V. Blackhawk of Chicago, Illinois , has presented us with a poser. We do not know which bush he is behind, but we can soon find out.
  2. https://www.nj.com/eagles/2023/02/ref-explains-questionable-penalty-on-eagles-james-bradberry-during-chiefs-game-winning-drive.html
  3. "Still time to place a bet on FanDuel for the over/under on how many times Kelce says 'We're the Chiefs!'"
  4. That's a shit holding penalty. How do you call that in this point in the game?
  5. So many big plays in this game from both teams.
  6. That looks like a catch and fumble to me, but they'll probably overturn it.
  7. I just can't go on. I...I'm no good any more. I....I want to end it all! Goodbye! Goodbye!
  8. Nice to watch a Super Bowl and not have to listen to Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
  9. Right, keep me covered. Just keep me covered.
  10. This whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the senior officer here and I haven't had a funny line yet.
  11. As a diehard Giants fan, I approve this message. And don't forget, Johnson was knocked out of the game along with Purdy, so the Eagles got past a Niners team that couldn't field a QB for the whole second half. They're a good team, but they fell ass-backwards into good fortune this year, and God help them if they lose Hurts again, because we all know how they are without him. Let's do this, Chiefs! EDIT: I had posted the infamous Bill Burr Philly rant, but I watched it again and I was reminded of how brutal it was, and thought it might be a bit over the top for here.
  12. But the police have film of Ibanez actually nailing your head to the floor.
  13. Eli is the best QB to ever play the game, now that you got me thinking about it. Who else could have thrown the ball that would become The Helmet Catch!
  14. I'd like to answer this if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.
  15. Yes, same! I never got into hair metal but a lot of those bands had a song or two that I liked. The Scorpions don't qualify as hair metal, do they? I see them on a few lists up there. I'd put them into the same category as Priest and Maiden. Rock You Like a Hurricane is a ferocious guitar song. Jabs jams his ass off on that one.
  16. Yep, my cousin spun the vinyl for me and my brother and we said the same thing. I was only a couple of years into playing guitar when VH1 came out so that was a watershed moment for me. So many people back then had someone they know tell them "Wait till you hear this" as they pulled that album out of the sleeve and dropped the needle on Eruption. But what made Eddie and VH the complete package was that the songs were so damn good -- they weren't just vehicles for guitar solos like for so many of the bands and flashy guitar shredders that came after. Van Halen's songs have aged well -- they don't sound dated like so many of the hair band songs that followed.
  17. That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that?
  18. You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
  19. We wouldn't have had hair metal without them!
  20. Yes, Sir Robert Blackhawk -- who's very interesting -- what have you discovered in the excavations at El Ara?
  21. The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.
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