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4 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

 It's one of our most popular programmes.

 I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off! 

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

I want you to move me to another cell. 

Well its only because you don't brush my teeth!

1 minute ago, blackhawkrush said:

Milan is better than Napoli.     

It's beautiful, it's Paris all over again.

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

Darling...there's a man here with our Book of the Month Club dung.  

Good thing I didn't say anything about the dirty knife!

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

I am now extremely hopeful that will break the world record for remaining underground. 

Blackhawk, there's some lovely filth down here!

3 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

 Vladimir Ilitch Ulyanov, better known to the world as Lenin, leader of the Russian Revolution, writer, statesman, and father of modern socialism.

Well there's a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I'm not going to tell you.

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

     It's just an ordinary garden shed.  

It's only a model.

2 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I thought there was only one peak, sir.    

No, no, hang on. Just answer the five questions...  ...three questions as best you can, and we shall watch...and pray.

Always good to see a goalie shoot one in.

8 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

We must study them in conditions of absolute secrecy. 

The remainder of this film was taken secretly at one of these mouse parties by a TRF cameraman posing as a vole.

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Tish, tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, four ounces of Caerphilly, if you please. 

Ah, that's our specialty! When you pop it in your mouth steel bolts spring out and plunge straight through-both cheeks.

10 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh yes, we've come from Paris... yes... yes, yes, we've just come from... er... Paris... yes. 

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Rush fan!

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Ah yes, did you bring the um...the specimen of your um...and so on, and so on?   

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter.

Patrick Kane to the Rangers? No conformation yet but this is the word on the street.

It's an email problem that we're still trying to work out. There are many new accounts sitting there but the board isn't sending out the emails to the members so they can validate their accounts.

I'm actually away this week and will finally have time to do a deep dive into this.

On 2/15/2023 at 3:47 PM, Principled Man said:

Nothing left but some damn rocks on a window sill....and that cupcake on the wall.  Let's ask her...maybe she knows.
What say there, fuzzy-britches?  Feel like talking?  Guess not!  Why should she be any different? 

This is a conspiracy, that's what this is.  One big, damn conspiracy....and everyone's in on it!  Including HER!  

 

 

 

Who would have thought that Raquel Welch's greatest achievement would be helping Andy Dufresne escape from prison.... 

Stole my post! 

7 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

I see you chose the canvas chair with the aluminium frame.  

  Now, you will stay in the canvas chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. 

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

And so, Inspector Zatapathique, the forensic expert from the Monaco Murder Squad sings his song 'Bing Tiddle Tiddle Subdivisions'. 

Go on....aren't you going to say something about "Mine aren't but The Big Money gets his at Red Tide tonight"? 

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

Take a seat. So, you want to join my expedition to New World Women, do you?     

Oh, yes indeed, I find that forum delightful, and the posters most attentive and particularly the little fawn-eyed girl with the great big.....Rush collection...  

1 hour ago, blackhawkrush said:

And don't forget tomorrow when it'll be 9.20    

Well, by then I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. 

Heard a lot of McCarver in the '80s watching the Mets. He got a little wordy at times, but he knew his shit. One of the better color analysts baseball ever had.

5 minutes ago, IbanezJem said:

Oh he was great. Did you see his left arm? 

 So it'll, uhh...it'll just grow back again, then, will it? 

33 minutes ago, blackhawkrush said:

   Wait a minute. If this is the who was filming us...who's filming us now?  

 It's German television. Isn't it exciting, Blackhawk? They're doing a prize-winning documentary on me! 

3 hours ago, IbanezJem said:

That's a dangerous animal. Quick! Throw it in the trough. 

We'd better not risk another frontal assault, that rabbit's dynamite! 

10 hours ago, blackhawkrush said:

I object strongly to the obvious lavatorial turn this thread has already taken.  

What's brown and sounds like a bell?  

Duuung.