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Everything posted by 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

  1. Say no MORE! Esher, squire, say no more, say no more, SAY NO MORE! WOOO!!!
  2. Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere!
  3. Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats!
  4. Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
  5. Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music.
  6. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
  7. Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today.
  8. Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets.
  9. He didn't have a dueling scar just here? And a hook?
  10. He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
  11. You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
  12. Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Ibanez was frightened of Doug.
  13. Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia?
  14. We have come from the East. We wish to praise the infant.
  15. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!
  16. Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey.
  17. Which scene are we shooting first? What? it's scene one. Scene one! It's in the middle of the movie. Well, it is now.
  18. That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that?
  19. Make yourself scarce, "Two Threads." This forum isn't big enough for the three of us!
  20. So, in three years you've spotted no camels?
  21. Now how about this one. Number five, Ram's Bladder Cup. What kind of confection is this?
  22. He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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