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  1. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Say no MORE! Esher, squire, say no more, say no more, SAY NO MORE! WOOO!!!
  2. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Well, how about the Dungeon Room? It's real Hawaiian food served in an authentic, medieval English dungeon atmosphere!
  3. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Yes, of course. We have a train to catch, and I don't want to start bleeding all over the seats!
  4. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Caribbean.
  5. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Oh, I thought you were complaining about the music.
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    I will not buy this record, it is scratched.
  7. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Here...he says he's not dead!
  8. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Yeah. No, wait a minute. I think I can only manage six crates today.
  9. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Doug and Charles Paisley, the baby crusher, and two film producers and a man they called 'Ibanez', who just sat there biting the heads of whippets.
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    He didn't have a dueling scar just here? And a hook?
  11. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy!
  12. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    You know, there are many people in the country today who, through no fault of their own, are sane.
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    It's only a bloody parking offense...
  14. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Everyone was terrified of Doug. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see Doug. Even Ibanez was frightened of Doug.
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    Mum? Do you know why Rhodesia's called Rhodesia?
  16. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    We have come from the East. We wish to praise the infant.
  17. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up!
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    Well look, I'll phone the bishop and see if we can get the Abbey.
  19. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Couldn't you have your balls cut off?
  20. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Which scene are we shooting first? What? it's scene one. Scene one! It's in the middle of the movie. Well, it is now.
  21. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that?
  22. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Make yourself scarce, "Two Threads." This forum isn't big enough for the three of us!
  23. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    So, in three years you've spotted no camels?
  24. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    Now how about this one. Number five, Ram's Bladder Cup. What kind of confection is this?
  25. 1-0-0-1-0-0-1
    He is an halibut. I chose him out of thousands. I didn't like the others, they were all too flat.
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