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The goat's just done a bundle!

Eli is the best QB to ever play the game, now that you got me thinking about it. Who else could have thrown the ball that would become The Helmet Catch!

I'd like to answer this if I may in two ways. Firstly in my normal voice, and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine.

Yes, same! I never got into hair metal but a lot of those bands had a song or two that I liked. The Scorpions don't qualify as hair metal, do they? I see them on a few lists up there. I'd put them into the same category as Priest and Maiden. Rock You Like a Hurricane is a ferocious guitar song. Jabs jams his ass off on that one.

Yep, my cousin spun the vinyl for me and my brother and we said the same thing. I was only a couple of years into playing guitar when VH1 came out so that was a watershed moment for me. So many people back then had someone they know tell them "Wait till you hear this" as they pulled that album out of the sleeve and dropped the needle on Eruption. But what made Eddie and VH the complete package was that the songs were so damn good -- they weren't just vehicles for guitar solos like for so many of the bands and flashy guitar shredders that came after. Van Halen's songs have aged well -- they don't sound dated like so many of the hair band songs that followed.

That's a little bit too loud. Can you say it just a little less loud than that?

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

We wouldn't have had hair metal without them!

Yes, Sir Robert Blackhawk -- who's very interesting -- what have you discovered in the excavations at El Ara?

The swallow may fly south with the sun, or the house martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land.

If only the general public would take more care when buying its sweeties, they would spend less time having their stomachs pumped and sitting around in public lavatories.

The first ever boy band?

Yes, let me go, my liege. I will take them single-handed. I shall make a feint to the northeast...

Mr. Dino Vercotti and Mr. Luigi Vercotti to see you, sir.

....He can't come!

The year has been a good one for TRF. This year our members have put more Python posts on top of other Python posts than ever before!

There's only a hundred and fifty of them! I can defeat them!

Look, you crumb bum, I'm a star. Star, star, star!

My liege! I was looking for it...uh, here in this forest.

Frankly, ladies and Bruces, we find your American beer is a little like making love in a canoe. It's f***ing close to water.

Ken Blackhawk, a smile, two bangs and a religion.

Oh, thinking of the weather...I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes.

I'm aware of Lizzo, Kim Petras, Harry Styles and Sam Smith but I'm not familiar with their music, so I can't comment on their prowess as musicians, but I'll wholeheartedly disagree with you about Beyonce. You don't have to like her music to give her props for being a very skilled vocalist.

Okay, I'll bite -- what's a MAWG? I looked it up and didn't find anything that fit the context of your post. I'm assuming the "W" stands for "white" given your completely unnecessary need to race bait in a thread where we see positive comments about hip hop, Stevie Wonder, Smokey Robinson, Jimi Hendrix...