Midway Hawker

I would be shocked if the set list deviated from what has been posted on RIAB. If they did a dry run-through on Sunday night, that's what they'll be playing tonight. As for the list being a little light, also would not surprise me. They are not getting any younger and 3 hour shows would wear down the best of us.

He was jealous when Liz Taylor announced she's getting married for the 9th time. He said that bitch is breaking my record. Heck, they are the same age, they should just marry each other and put an end to the madness. Heard reports this morning that Larry was bangin' her sister, and that she was bangin' the son's little league coach. Lovely.

"A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."

HOT TUB.

QUOTE (Cygnalschick @ Dec 13 2008, 04:31 PM)A friend, who is a big fan, gave me a copy of Dogman. I've only listened to it once, but I liked what I heard Good guitar work http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycyI_HWrZQo ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ This frigin' rocks..... Who knew Jon Stewart had a show in 1994?

QUOTE (Mandalorian Hunter @ Jun 3 2008, 09:44 AM)Lois/Leia - "Govenor Tarkin, I reckognised your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board." Stewie/Darth Vader - "Um, actually, that was me. I made a Darth Doodie. I Sithed in my pants. My diaper's gone over to the Dark Side. I've got pages of these, I can go on." http://www.hulu.com/watch/13414/family-guy-your-foul-stench

Picked it up today. Wow.. Best since And Justice.. Great production, great sound.. Return of the riff masters...

QUOTE (JohnnyBlaze @ Jun 26 2008, 06:58 AM) Hard to pick. But I'd lean towards The Shawshank Redemption. It might even be perfect Hands down.. Best ever. I watched it once.. I may never watch it again...

HEAT I had this one on the shelf for years, finally watched it 2 nights ago.. Very entertaining. DeNiro was simply awesome. Out-acted Pacino IMO. The plot was predictable, but the acting was superb.. 8/10. PS: don't start this movie at 10:30pm if you plan on getting to bed early!!!

Brian: "Hey Barkeep, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here..."

It was total garbage. What a waste of 91 minutes... I could have been washing my car or something... Just for the Record.. I loved the Sixth Sense and Signs, so I tend to give M. Night some slack, but his last two have really blown...

Peter appearing on Wheel of Fortune: "Ok Peter, 5 Consonants and 1 vowel..." Peter: Z, 4, Q, another Q, a third Q, and the Batman Symbol...

Young Frankenstein The Princess Bride Murder by Death Those are my top 3, but I love many others... History of the World Part 1 Airplane! This is Spinal Tap Stripes Blazing Saddles Spaceballs Beavis and Butthead DO America Stewie Griffin the Untold story Young Doctors in Love Office Space As good as it gets Holy Grail Meaning of Life Amongst many others I'm sure....

Lady in the Water - 5/10. I had to see this before seeing the new M. Night movie. Strange, but sort of entertaining. The Happening- 2/10. Saw this on opening night. It is just bad. M. Night's worst yet. He is going down hill fast. People were actually laughing in the theater at some of the ridiculous lines and acting. Not sure what he was trying to do here. PI - Faith in Chaos - 8/10. Had this one on the shelf for years, finally watched it last night for the first time. Strange movie, but people with Math degrees (like me) should love this movie. Filmed in glorious black & white which added to the erieness of the whole thing. Indy Jones & the Crystal Skull - 7/10. Fun and entertaining. I like anything with an "X-files" twist to it.. And it was better than Temple of Doom...

Family Guy. Best show on TV. Period.

Peter, dressed as Daisy Duke, bends over to retrieve a basketball.. Brian and Stewie scream "ehhhhhhh" Brian says: "That looks like a Walrus flossing..."

"Did I leave the stove on????" "No, I'm a fuking squirrel"

QUOTE (Mandalorian Hunter @ May 17 2008, 11:50 AM) My prospective titles seem awful in comparison to these. One of my suggestions would be watching all three LOTR special editions in one go. Anyone else up for that? I've done it once... That was a long day...

Sweet... I own every episode!! This will be so cool..

Holy crap, Larry must have dyed his hair black and he looks just like a young Steve Hogarth .. Big Al with fake teeth... reminds me of intermission ????

Peter: Hey Quagmire, so this is your new Winnebago.. Quagmire: You mean "Wanna-bang-go".. I'm going to nail chicks in every state in this thing.. Gigity-gigity

Peter (in bed, arms behind his head): Ah Lois, that was fantastic. By the way, where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back? Lois: Ah, I don't know... Meth is a hell of a drug...

Lois: Peter, did you know that they dropped sex ed at Chris' school??? Peter: That's alright Lois, let him figure it out the way I did... With a can of Crisco and a shot glass...

QUOTE (Marathonist @ May 13 2008, 07:50 PM) Peter: "OK, I have the ipecac. Whoever makes it the longest without puking gets the last piece of pie!" (They all drink from the bottle, and a massive vomit-fest ensues). Hilarious. Brian: "Oh god, Peter, I need you to hold my ears! " Ok, maybe the 2nd best... "Who wants chowder?" http://www.hulu.com/watch/10907/family-guy...der#x-4,vclip,4

QUOTE (Gompers @ Apr 28 2008, 08:31 AM) This is the best. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lich59xsjik Cool Whip This is my favorite as well... http://www.hulu.com/watch/11473/family-guy...whip#s-p4-st-i1 The cool whip exchange makes me fall over backward...