Three Eyes

Anyone remember these...?

 

 

Awesome!!! That's what I'm talking about. Noticing silliness is not a crime.

 

To me, those shorts are a much better example of "WTF were they thinking when they designed those?" than that mask was. Like, how did those shorts ever get okayed for production? (Maybe the red fire hydrant and dog from Signals would have been better? Hmm, maybe not...) The Starman on the mask is much smaller and not everyone is going to think there's an inappropriate juxtaposition there.

 

There's absolutely nothing wrong with silliness and sarcasm, or pointing it out when others use it. I wasn't crazy about your original mask comment either, mainly because the person wearing the mask was someone who was super excited about Rush re-tweeting her picture, and then you come in and put a big damper on it ("Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but..."). Again, it was the way you went after the ones who called you out. I didn't step in until you had a few exchanges with them -- there was enough material from you at that point to establish a certain pattern of "dickishness" in your responses, like you had all these smartass belittling comments lined up and ready to go, and you were so happy to be able to fire them all off to show how bitingly clever you are. It got old real quick.

 

You have over 1,100 posts and this is the first time someone's had a problem with you, so this doesn't need to turn into an ongoing thing. It happened, the original topic is back to doing it's original topic thing, so in the end, no big deal.

The shorts are hilarious obviously but you're missing the whole point of comedy as a skill and a profession. The funniness of those Hemi shorts is easily recognizable to everyone but if all the silliness in the world was just as easily recognizable there wouldn't be a need for stand up comics, comedy writers, or humorists. The Starman mask blowjob thing is not as easily noticeable but the juxtaposition is definitely there. You don't like the joke and that's cool. Not everyone likes the same jokes. Comedy might be the most subjective art-form there is.

It's true that not everything goes when posting to a message board and it's up to every member to use discretion but what a boring board it would be if we all walked around on eggshells trying not to offend the most offendable among us. And some of these people are just dying to be offended. While there are those who might want a completely safe board, not everyone does. So situations like these will inevitably pop up from time to time and they're going to have to be worked out one way or another. But they should be teachable moments for ALL of us, not just the perceived offender.

It boils down to this: Some got the joke. Some didn't. No one thought it was funny apparently but that's beside the point. The initial two who didn't seem to get it was a joke decided to start spitting out holy water in my direction rather than exercise some restraint and simply say they felt the joke was iffy in a thread like this (not necessarily so, imo) and ask me to explain what is up with it. I'll happily accept reasonable, calm-headed criticism. But expect a debate if I think you're wrong about it.

Again, it was the way you went after the ones who called you out. I didn't step in until you had a few exchanges with them -- there was enough material from you at that point to establish a certain pattern of "dickishness" in your responses, like you had all these smartass belittling comments lined up and ready to go, and you were so happy to be able to fire them all off to show how bitingly clever you are. It got old real quick.

You're still using terms like dickishness, smartass, belittling comments, etc, in regards to what I posted while giving a free pass to the finger wagging moralists, pile-on crowd, and flame fanners all of whom engaged me FIRST either directly or indirectly. You obviously have a biased take on what went down here and have no interest in objectively seeing both sides of the story. Btw, how did I respond to them? With roast style jokes so mild and silly they might as well have been hugs by internet insult standards. And I had nothing "lined up and ready to go." I'm just a decent ad-libber, that's all. These style of burns were meant to disarm the situation, and guess what, they did for the most part. Until you decided to weigh-in again, that is.

My advice to anyone who gets into a blow up situation like this: never apologize IF an apology is not warranted whether or not one person or a whole mob is demanding one from you. If you do, you are handing over all your power to the ones who are saying you've violated some, often arbitrary, moral or behavioral convention. Falsely prostrating yourself before a community in order to just-make-it-all-go-away is not a good look for anyone and it's definitely not worth it in the long run. If you think you're right, stand your ground. Also, don't demand apologies from your opponents even if they really are in the wrong. It's petty to expect someone to do. Apologies should be voluntary. These things are best worked out through reasoned discussion and hopefully everyone will have a better understanding of each other when it's all over.

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

 

I'd use your posts as evidence to white supremacists as evidence that white people are not superior to other races, but they'd probably think you're clever. At least the half that have below average intelligence for even that group would. Maybe.

 

To the feeble minded, clearly articulated common sense is gibberish. Just admit you're not funny or clever in the least and we can all move on.

 

How long does it have to take when someone makes a joke that f***ing stupid and has the username Three Eyes? That's signature significance right there.

 

By the wasy, I see you identified yourself as a free thinker above. If you have to say it...

 

The problem isn't that people didn't know it was a joke (though they could be forgiven for not doing so, given its complete lack of humor).

 

Having a sense of humor is necessary to differentiate between something that's actually humorous and the fifth grade locker room jokes you spew.

 

Please repeat the one about Weinerschnitzel suing Led Zeppelin for the song Hot Dog. Or maybe Weinerschnitzel was suing Hot Dog for being a Led Zeppelin song. Next level stuff, right there.

 

If they were bitingly clever, he would have at least deserved some props for that.

 

There's a difference between having an egregious lack of humor and mocking a sophomoric one. Make that a fifth grade locker room one.

 

Can you give me a few more of these? I'm going for the complete set. I'm planning on making a daily affirmation calendar out of them. Some of the more life affirming ones will go on Christmas cards.

 

I'll try; clearly there's no one as needy when it comes to affirmation as you (an unusual trait for a "free thinker", to be sure, though maybe not so much for a self-proclaimed one).

 

You appear to need that even more than an ironclad shield from criticism (an unusual trait for an adult, regardless of their status as an actual or self-proclaimed "free thinker").

lol.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

 

You can't hear a person's tone of voice on the internet. Which makes sarcasm hard to detect sometimes. But like you did right here, I always try and remember to put an "lol" at the end to indicate that the comment is supposed to be humorous.

 

thats the kicker. he put an Lol in the the post that started this shit show.

 

secondly he has apologized at least once. the funny thing is how some guys got bent out of shape, while the OP basically let it go.

 

it may or may not have been funny but i dont think his intent was to offend or belittle anyone.

 

its time for everyone to put their "little star men" away and end this pissing match.

 

Agreed! I've kept quiet from commenting on here because although I have kind of mellowed on here lately, I was and I guess I could still be the Sleeping White Dragon in a China Shop. LOL!! See...... LOL!!! It's just a joke.

 

For almost 14 years their has always been a "Witch Hunt" on here for my RUSHHEAD!!! LOL!!!!! See! Another LOL! This means that I am having fun and making fun of myself.

 

There are a lot of uptight people on here Three Eyes.

 

To be honest I couldn't even figure this whole puzzle out and although not the brightest "Starman" in the sky, I can shine very brightly. LOL! See? Another LOL.

 

I've known 73 for almost 14 years, and I don't have to suck his ass believe me. I know he is fair and a patient ADMIN. TRUST ME!!! LOL!

 

My "Little Starman" is very happy at the moment. I just opened up my "Permanent Waves" Deluxe Box Set. It's wonderful!!!!

 

The world and the country are falling apart right now.

I think things will change and actually get better.

 

Let's focus on THE REALITY OF "OUR" SURROUNDINGS!!!

 

 

Love Forever,

 

FISHBONE!!!!!!

Tell me about it! Some of the butts around here are so clenched they could be used...

• as industrial clamps.
  
• to teach isometrics to navy seals.
  
• to lift grand pianos up the sides of tall buildings.
  
• to help friends move.
  
• as construction site sandblasters.
  
• as t-shirt canons.
  
• and many other industrial and home applications too numerous to mention.
  

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

 

I'd use your posts as evidence to white supremacists as evidence that white people are not superior to other races, but they'd probably think you're clever. At least the half that have below average intelligence for even that group would. Maybe.

 

To the feeble minded, clearly articulated common sense is gibberish. Just admit you're not funny or clever in the least and we can all move on.

 

How long does it have to take when someone makes a joke that f***ing stupid and has the username Three Eyes? That's signature significance right there.

 

By the wasy, I see you identified yourself as a free thinker above. If you have to say it...

 

The problem isn't that people didn't know it was a joke (though they could be forgiven for not doing so, given its complete lack of humor).

 

Having a sense of humor is necessary to differentiate between something that's actually humorous and the fifth grade locker room jokes you spew.

 

Please repeat the one about Weinerschnitzel suing Led Zeppelin for the song Hot Dog. Or maybe Weinerschnitzel was suing Hot Dog for being a Led Zeppelin song. Next level stuff, right there.

 

If they were bitingly clever, he would have at least deserved some props for that.

 

There's a difference between having an egregious lack of humor and mocking a sophomoric one. Make that a fifth grade locker room one.

Can you give me a few more of these? I'm going for the complete set. I'm planning on making a daily affirmation calendar out of them. Some of the more life affirming ones will go on Christmas cards.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

 

You can't hear a person's tone of voice on the internet. Which makes sarcasm hard to detect sometimes. But like you did right here, I always try and remember to put an "lol" at the end to indicate that the comment is supposed to be humorous.

 

thats the kicker. he put an Lol in the the post that started this shit show.

 

secondly he has apologized at least once. the funny thing is how some guys got bent out of shape, while the OP basically let it go.

 

it may or may not have been funny but i dont think his intent was to offend or belittle anyone.

 

its time for everyone to put their "little star men" away and end this pissing match.

 

Just popping in to address this. I didn't apologize but I did acknowledge that the comment could have been written in a way that left little doubt I wasn't being serious or directing it toward the OP specifically. Thanks for chiming in with these reasonable thoughts though.

 

i sometimes apologize for things i dont feel like i have to. its just easier that way..........

Capitulation isn't appropriate in this situation.

^^^ You know that whole thing I said about anyone wearing the Starman mask is giving him a BJ? I take that back.

 

^^^ i construed this as an apology of sorts

Wow this is interesting. No that was another joke and apparently another misfire. If you feel like it, take another look at it and look at where the little upward arrows are pointing.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

 

You can't hear a person's tone of voice on the internet. Which makes sarcasm hard to detect sometimes. But like you did right here, I always try and remember to put an "lol" at the end to indicate that the comment is supposed to be humorous.

 

thats the kicker. he put an Lol in the the post that started this shit show.

 

secondly he has apologized at least once. the funny thing is how some guys got bent out of shape, while the OP basically let it go.

 

it may or may not have been funny but i dont think his intent was to offend or belittle anyone.

 

its time for everyone to put their "little star men" away and end this pissing match.

Just popping in to address this. I didn't apologize but I did acknowledge that the comment could have been written in a way that left little doubt I wasn't being serious or directing it toward the OP specifically. Thanks for chiming in with these reasonable thoughts though.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

 

You can't hear a person's tone of voice on the internet. Which makes sarcasm hard to detect sometimes. But like you did right here, I always try and remember to put an "lol" at the end to indicate that the comment is supposed to be humorous.

 

Well I'm glad you brought that up. I don't know for sure but I feel the premise along with the faux social justice speak make it fairly obvious it's a joke. And would anyone ever really call a penis a "little Starman" is a serious way? To also suggest someone be canceled over this is absolutely ludicrous. Hell, the person on Rush's team who's responsible for this beautiful juxtaposition blooper deserves a raise. The photo I included was meant to represent a hysterical sjw type. That is in effect the "lol" here. (Yes, I know social justice is a polarizing topic.) Of course, all this assumes most are up on cancel culture and understand what the woman in the photo represents. Kind of interesting the way this all played out.

Everyone has gone weird. It happens here every few months.

Funny how it’s you that’s at fault not those with the egregious lack of humour coupled with their entitled judgementalism.

If the Mod says you were serious or wrong to defend yourself then it must be true...

Thanks man. :sundog:

Anyone remember these...?

 

Awesome!!! That's what I'm talking about. Noticing silliness is not a crime.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

 

You can't hear a person's tone of voice on the internet. Which makes sarcasm hard to detect sometimes. But like you did right here, I always try and remember to put an "lol" at the end to indicate that the comment is supposed to be humorous.

Well I'm glad you brought that up. I don't know for sure but I feel the premise along with the faux social justice speak make it fairly obvious it's a joke. And would anyone ever really call a penis a "little Starman" is a serious way? To also suggest someone be canceled over this is absolutely ludicrous. Hell, the person on Rush's team who's responsible for this beautiful juxtaposition blooper deserves a raise. The photo I included was meant to represent a hysterical sjw type. That is in effect the "lol" here. (Yes, I know social justice is a polarizing topic.) Of course, all this assumes most are up on cancel culture and understand what the woman in the photo represents. Kind of interesting the way this all played out.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

 

It wasn't so much Three Eyes' original response about the OP's mask that prompted me to say that, it was how he responded to the other people who called him out.

I wrote up something pretty blistering but you don't deserve that. However if you or anyone else ever feels I've crossed the line with some silly joke I've made just deal with me in a way you'd want to be dealt with yourself.

I think both the member and admin should stop the bickering and call it a truce with checking their egos at the virtual door and move on. This isn't proper forum etiquette.

The member. haha. Fine but you're going to need a shipping container to check laughedatbytime's ego.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Wait what?!?!

 

iii is just being sarcastic.Big part of humor you see.

 

Everyone keep calm.

Thanks man. You are correct, sir. I'm weirded out by all the swift and virulent criticism over the initial comment. It was just meant to be a humorous if naughty observation told in social justice speak. Makes me wonder if some of this has been building up over time. I might be too much of a wise-ass for some here. A thread disrupter. An attention [family board]. That's not too far off actually. lol.

So yeah, anyone who simply wants to comment on the original topic about Laura's Rush retweet, please continue to use this thread. For those of you who feel the need to keep that very interesting side plot going, please use the "split from "Rush retweeted me..." thread. Thanks!

 

I thought you were joking. There actually is a split topic thread. :hail:

Best not to go there. Tis a silly place.

No they should. It's a good lesson in how not to rush to judgement and how not to treat a fellow forum member. I have faith you can do better TRF.

Ignore blind eyes while he drinks haterade.

 

The hate is coming from one direction. The pitchfork carrying book burners of TRF and it's lovely admin. Btw, if you can't tell what I said was a joke....

The problem isn't that people didn't know it was a joke (though they could be forgiven for not doing so, given its complete lack of humor).

 

Wow the king of the burns weighs in on what's funny. Taking a break from Gilligan's Island? It's not about an unfunny joke. It's about what certain humorless members here deem as appropriate content for TRF.

Having a sense of humor is necessary to differentiate between something that's actually humorous and the fifth grade locker room jokes you spew.

 

Please repeat the one about Weinerschnitzel suing Led Zeppelin for the song Hot Dog. Or maybe Weinerschnitzel was suing Hot Dog for being a Led Zeppelin song. Next level stuff, right there.

Thanks for letting me know that, Groucho. Btw, did you know Weinerschnitzel has retained the services of Oscar Meyer and Associates? Zeppelin has hired Hillshire Farms, LLC. I hear Zep is claiming they only used Weinerschnitzel's hot dogs to enhance their groin areas. Jimmy Page needed like three.

Ignore blind eyes while he drinks haterade.

 

The hate is coming from one direction. The pitchfork carrying book burners of TRF and it's lovely admin. Btw, if you can't tell what I said was a joke....

The problem isn't that people didn't know it was a joke (though they could be forgiven for not doing so, given its complete lack of humor).

Wow the king of the burns weighs in on what's funny. Taking a break from Gilligan's Island? It's not about an unfunny joke. It's about what certain humorless members here deem as appropriate content for TRF.

Ignore blind eyes while he drinks haterade.

The hate is coming from one direction. The pitchfork carrying book burners of TRF and it's lovely admin. Btw, if you can't tell what I said was a joke....

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

 

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Don't be r-worded.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Hi there Mr. As-a-Board-Admin. Should I report directly to the principal's office now? Nice Fife-ian intimidation tactic, btw.

 

How am I the one being the dick here? I'm just responding to attacks from a couple of white knights (who are no doubt salivating at the prospect of my imminent banning) over a harmless innuendo that wasn't even directed at the OP. I was just pointing out the accidental silliness of the way the Starman design looks on a face mask - which is something that should be pointed out if for no other reason than the funniness of it. So the joke is about the mask, not Laura, who, if you'll bother to look above, made no initial fuss over it. But I guess some here get upset over jokes more risque than a Carol Burnett sketch circa 1968.

 

Ugh, you're one of those guys. Haven't seen your type around here in years. You're not as smart and clever as you think you are. And you're still acting like a dick.

 

Tell me someone who is. You I suppose. Gosh, you are super smart and clever.

 

So I'm a type? What type might that be? Free thinker? I've been posting here for a year without issues (Rush boards in general since the late 90s) but I'm a type all of the sudden according to you. You don't actually know me but I'd love to hear what my type is. You've already assessed my level of intelligence, Einstein, so why not keep going? When you're done I'll tell you what type I think you are even though I know nothing about you. Seems fair, right? But in the meantime, look up the word "mediator." Being a good one of these is something every forum admin should strive to be. I seriously doubt blatant side-taking, recklessly miss-assessing a situation, or calling out board members as dicks and types is in the manual. If you don't like my responses to you then lay off the insults and marginalizations. Believe me, this type of interaction with you or anyone else here brings me no pleasure so if that's what you mean by "type" you are mistaken.

 

There appears to have been a misunderstanding about the joke I told. At least one person seems to think I made a random obscene gesture towards Laura and thusly thought I should apologize for it. Others might think this too. If this is the case, just know I would never do such a thing to her or any other poster on any board. When I said "the mask wearer" I meant that in a collective sense, not a specific one. If I'm guilty of anything it's that I didn't make what I said clear enough for it not to be misunderstood and that is regrettable. If on the other hand people are upset that I would dare sully Laura's news of her interaction with Rush.com with any sort of sex joke then I'm not sure I can help you with that. Perhaps I can wait longer next time. But I'm not a constant purveyor of sex jokes anyway so that shouldn't be a problem moving forward...if there is a forward.

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

Awww that's just sad but you tried. Here's a participation trophy for you. You'll get 'em next time, tiger!

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

 

Wow. That's beautiful. Where'd you find that? The Poems of Larry The Cable Guy Volume 1?

I'd use your posts as evidence to white supremacists as evidence that white people are not superior to other races, but they'd probably think you're clever. At least the half that have below average intelligence for even that group would. Maybe.

 

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you??!! :laughing guy: Can someone translate this from Martian to English for me?!

To the feeble minded, clearly articulated common sense is gibberish. Just admit you're not funny or clever in the least and we can all move on.

 

I've never seen this level of arrogance coupled with having absolutely no game whatsoever in all my time posting. You almost have to admire it.

How long does it have to take when someone makes a joke that f***ing stupid and has the username Three Eyes? That's signature significance right there.

Again, English please. You might want to layoff the lock-down sauce a bit there, Foster Brooks.

By the wasy, I see you identified yourself as a free thinker above. If you have to say it...

That's interesting because your attitude is that of a person trapped inside the prison of his own self-importance. If you identify as a free thinker maybe one day you'll actually become one. In any event, it's something we should all aspire to.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Hi there Mr. As-a-Board-Admin. Should I report directly to the principal's office now? Nice Fife-ian intimidation tactic, btw.

 

How am I the one being the dick here? I'm just responding to attacks from a couple of white knights (who are no doubt salivating at the prospect of my imminent banning) over a harmless innuendo that wasn't even directed at the OP. I was just pointing out the accidental silliness of the way the Starman design looks on a face mask - which is something that should be pointed out if for no other reason than the funniness of it. So the joke is about the mask, not Laura, who, if you'll bother to look above, made no initial fuss over it. But I guess some here get upset over jokes more risque than a Carol Burnett sketch circa 1968.

 

Ugh, you're one of those guys. Haven't seen your type around here in years. You're not as smart and clever as you think you are. And you're still acting like a dick.

 

Tell me someone who is. You I suppose. Gosh, you are super smart and clever.

 

So I'm a type? What type might that be? Free thinker? I've been posting here for a year without issues (Rush boards in general since the late 90s) but I'm a type all of the sudden according to you. You don't actually know me but I'd love to hear what my type is. You've already assessed my level of intelligence, Einstein, so why not keep going? When you're done I'll tell you what type I think you are even though I know nothing about you. Seems fair, right? But in the meantime, look up the word "mediator." Being a good one of these is something every forum admin should strive to be. I seriously doubt blatant side-taking, recklessly miss-assessing a situation, or calling out board members as dicks and types is in the manual. If you don't like my responses to you then lay off the insults and marginalizations. Believe me, this type of interaction with you or anyone else here brings me no pleasure so if that's what you mean by "type" you are mistaken.

 

There appears to have been a misunderstanding about the joke I told. At least one person seems to think I made a random obscene gesture towards Laura and thusly thought I should apologize for it. Others might think this too. If this is the case, just know I would never do such a thing to her or any other poster on any board. When I said "the mask wearer" I meant that in a collective sense, not a specific one. If I'm guilty of anything it's that I didn't make what I said clear enough for it not to be misunderstood and that is regrettable. If on the other hand people are upset that I would dare sully Laura's news of her interaction with Rush.com with any sort of sex joke then I'm not sure I can help you with that. Perhaps I can wait longer next time. But I'm not a constant purveyor of sex jokes anyway so that shouldn't be a problem moving forward...if there is a forward.

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

Awww that's just sad but you tried. Here's a participation trophy for you. You'll get 'em next time, tiger!

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

 

Wow. That's beautiful. Where'd you find that? The Poems of Larry The Cable Guy Volume 1?

I'd use your posts as evidence to white supremacists as evidence that white people are not superior to other races, but they'd probably think you're clever. At least the half that have below average intelligence for even that group would. Maybe.

 

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you??!! :laughing guy: Can someone translate this from Martian to English for me?!

To the feeble minded, clearly articulated common sense is gibberish. Just admit you're not funny or clever in the least and we can all move on.

I've never seen this level of arrogance coupled with having absolutely no game whatsoever in all my time posting. You almost have to admire it.

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Hi there Mr. As-a-Board-Admin. Should I report directly to the principal's office now? Nice Fife-ian intimidation tactic, btw.

 

How am I the one being the dick here? I'm just responding to attacks from a couple of white knights (who are no doubt salivating at the prospect of my imminent banning) over a harmless innuendo that wasn't even directed at the OP. I was just pointing out the accidental silliness of the way the Starman design looks on a face mask - which is something that should be pointed out if for no other reason than the funniness of it. So the joke is about the mask, not Laura, who, if you'll bother to look above, made no initial fuss over it. But I guess some here get upset over jokes more risque than a Carol Burnett sketch circa 1968.

 

Ugh, you're one of those guys. Haven't seen your type around here in years. You're not as smart and clever as you think you are. And you're still acting like a dick.

 

Tell me someone who is. You I suppose. Gosh, you are super smart and clever.

 

So I'm a type? What type might that be? Free thinker? I've been posting here for a year without issues (Rush boards in general since the late 90s) but I'm a type all of the sudden according to you. You don't actually know me but I'd love to hear what my type is. You've already assessed my level of intelligence, Einstein, so why not keep going? When you're done I'll tell you what type I think you are even though I know nothing about you. Seems fair, right? But in the meantime, look up the word "mediator." Being a good one of these is something every forum admin should strive to be. I seriously doubt blatant side-taking, recklessly miss-assessing a situation, or calling out board members as dicks and types is in the manual. If you don't like my responses to you then lay off the insults and marginalizations. Believe me, this type of interaction with you or anyone else here brings me no pleasure so if that's what you mean by "type" you are mistaken.

 

There appears to have been a misunderstanding about the joke I told. At least one person seems to think I made a random obscene gesture towards Laura and thusly thought I should apologize for it. Others might think this too. If this is the case, just know I would never do such a thing to her or any other poster on any board. When I said "the mask wearer" I meant that in a collective sense, not a specific one. If I'm guilty of anything it's that I didn't make what I said clear enough for it not to be misunderstood and that is regrettable. If on the other hand people are upset that I would dare sully Laura's news of her interaction with Rush.com with any sort of sex joke then I'm not sure I can help you with that. Perhaps I can wait longer next time. But I'm not a constant purveyor of sex jokes anyway so that shouldn't be a problem moving forward...if there is a forward.

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

Awww that's just sad but you tried. Here's a participation trophy for you. You'll get 'em next time, tiger!

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

 

Wow. That's beautiful. Where'd you find that? The Poems of Larry The Cable Guy Volume 1?

I'd use your posts as evidence to white supremacists as evidence that white people are not superior to other races, but they'd probably think you're clever. At least the half that have below average intelligence for even that group would. Maybe.

Jesus Christ, what is wrong with you??!! :laughing guy: Can someone translate this from Martian to English for me?!

Uhhhh I really didn't want to say anything....but I couldn't help but notice that the juxtaposition between the Starman's, shall we say, little Starman, and the mask wearer's mouth is extremely problematic. I'm not sure who but someone needs to get canceled here.

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. If someone wants to interpret it in a sexual way, then that is THEIR decision and THEIR problem.

 

Good lord will you shut up. lol.

 

Good lord if you didn't want to say anything then you shouldn't have said anything :lol:

 

Wow. Clever. Someone had his Ovaltine this morning.

 

If I hadn't said anything I wouldn't know who wears the halos around here. Btw, can you turn yours down a notch. It's blinding the f**k out of me.

 

Hi Three Eyes, as a board admin, I believe I can offer a different perspective concerning your posts in this thread: You're acting like a dick. Maybe you can turn THAT down a notch? Actually, all the way down to zero would work.

 

Hi there Mr. As-a-Board-Admin. Should I report directly to the principal's office now? Nice Fife-ian intimidation tactic, btw.

 

How am I the one being the dick here? I'm just responding to attacks from a couple of white knights (who are no doubt salivating at the prospect of my imminent banning) over a harmless innuendo that wasn't even directed at the OP. I was just pointing out the accidental silliness of the way the Starman design looks on a face mask - which is something that should be pointed out if for no other reason than the funniness of it. So the joke is about the mask, not Laura, who, if you'll bother to look above, made no initial fuss over it. But I guess some here get upset over jokes more risque than a Carol Burnett sketch circa 1968.

 

Ugh, you're one of those guys. Haven't seen your type around here in years. You're not as smart and clever as you think you are. And you're still acting like a dick.

 

Tell me someone who is. You I suppose. Gosh, you are super smart and clever.

 

So I'm a type? What type might that be? Free thinker? I've been posting here for a year without issues (Rush boards in general since the late 90s) but I'm a type all of the sudden according to you. You don't actually know me but I'd love to hear what my type is. You've already assessed my level of intelligence, Einstein, so why not keep going? When you're done I'll tell you what type I think you are even though I know nothing about you. Seems fair, right? But in the meantime, look up the word "mediator." Being a good one of these is something every forum admin should strive to be. I seriously doubt blatant side-taking, recklessly miss-assessing a situation, or calling out board members as dicks and types is in the manual. If you don't like my responses to you then lay off the insults and marginalizations. Believe me, this type of interaction with you or anyone else here brings me no pleasure so if that's what you mean by "type" you are mistaken.

 

There appears to have been a misunderstanding about the joke I told. At least one person seems to think I made a random obscene gesture towards Laura and thusly thought I should apologize for it. Others might think this too. If this is the case, just know I would never do such a thing to her or any other poster on any board. When I said "the mask wearer" I meant that in a collective sense, not a specific one. If I'm guilty of anything it's that I didn't make what I said clear enough for it not to be misunderstood and that is regrettable. If on the other hand people are upset that I would dare sully Laura's news of her interaction with Rush.com with any sort of sex joke then I'm not sure I can help you with that. Perhaps I can wait longer next time. But I'm not a constant purveyor of sex jokes anyway so that shouldn't be a problem moving forward...if there is a forward.

Pretty much everyone is as smart and clever as you. It would be impossible not to be at least as clever.

 

Awww that's just sad but you tried. Here's a participation trophy for you. You'll get 'em next time, tiger!

 

There's nothing more sad, and yet funny at the same time, as a half wit appointing himself as judge of anything. Yet here you are.

Wow. That's beautiful. Where'd you find that? The Poems of Larry The Cable Guy Volume 1?

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Well you do have a mullet so it makes sense you'd have one of these on hand.