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Amber Heard

I thought my experience with cognitive behavioral therapy came in handy there.

They finally found me and took me home!

Ukrainian S-300 surface to air missile attempting to intercept an incoming Russian cruise missile. Chances are we won't be hearing about it anymore within a week. Yes, every aspect of the war is concerning, but as a recovering "doomscroller" I've learned that it's best not to freak out when news like that initially surfaces. Try to stay calm and wait for more facts. The worst thing you can do is jump to conclusions and imagine the worst case scenario. If you're anxious about something you'll engage in emotional reasoning, convincing yourself something terrible will happen. Thoughts are not facts! Hope that helps.

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Yul Brynner

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I'm certain I make my share of grammatical errors. Also, I'll occasionally come across one of my old posts that seems awkwardly worded, so I'm in no position to criticize. The only thing that makes me cringe is when I see all right spelled alright.

Sally Struthers

I normally buy their pistachio, but was always curious about the Earl Grey. Fortunately, it was only a pint!

sonder

Well, it is a message board -an endangered species. Isn't SOCN still pretty active? I don't lurk around down there anymore since I stopped using stealth mode.

Henry Fonda

Van Leeuwen Earl Grey ice cream. All I can say is that I'll never buy it again.

I say the same thing every day when I come home.

I only heard about it because I get BBC breaking news alerts on my phone. I knew she was in frail health, but I didn't think she was that ill. I thought she'd live to be 100. My aunt said, "Now we're just left with her rotten kids."

That's not the sort of thing you should publicly announce.

Jenny McCarthy

xanaxbarbie69 Hey, she's on TikTok. You guys get stuck on X anyway.

The mayor of our town is being investigated for leaving the scene of an accident. He drove through a grassy area and hit a water line, ripping off the exhaust system of the car, which was city-owned, by the way. He then fled the scene. Alcohol was allegedly involved. I'd drink too if I had to be the mayor of this place.

Happy Birthday, and fart proudly!

Don't talk about Dolores O'Riordan like that.

It's been an Advil day. Actually, it's been a Vicodin day, but I don't have any on hand. Time for some unnecessary dental work. That last maxillary molar -yeah, the one way in the back. I don't really need it.