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  1. QUOTE (CanEHdian @ Aug 2 2005, 02:05 PM)
    QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Aug 2 2005, 03:02 PM)
    QUOTE (GeneticBlend @ Aug 2 2005, 02:00 PM)
    A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

    He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

    "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

    To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

    z7shysterical.gif Thats a good one!!!







    laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif



    Stupid turned tables!

  2. QUOTE (My_Shrimp_Cot @ Aug 1 2005, 05:35 PM)
    QUOTE (Inthend @ Aug 1 2005, 05:16 PM)
    QUOTE (My_Shrimp_Cot @ Aug 1 2005, 02:23 PM)
    Handy, as in close by. They may not be Romanian if they are visiting or the Romanian may be abroad.

    So your tellin' us the Romanian is a woman?


    And "Abroad" is not a nice thing to call a lady. dazed025.gif

    I always thought women should have countered that whole "broad" thing by calling men "narrows".



    "So Marci, who ya going out tonight with?"

    "Oh, just some narrow I met at the club last week.":rfl:


    Narrow as in narrowminded? or some other unmanly way?




    I think that's how they quelched it in England.


    And Boston if I'm not mistaken. wacko.gif

  3. QUOTE (NeilPeartFan2112 @ Aug 1 2005, 12:23 PM)
    QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Aug 1 2005, 12:21 PM)

    That's an awesome pic RR. trink39.gif

    It's BEAUTIFUL!!! wub.gif



    Knew as soon as I saw it... ohmy.gif !


    "God's Easter egg" smile.gif


    Thanks RR.



  4. QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Aug 1 2005, 12:17 AM)
    QUOTE (Inthend @ Jul 31 2005, 11:52 PM)
    QUOTE (MrMiltonBanana @ Jul 31 2005, 08:39 AM)

    Reporter: So how's the writing coming along?

    I have had a bad day.

    Mamma warned me there'd be days like these.


    Even rock stars.


    (maybe especially rock stars.)






    "I am alive, I will survive!"










    Beth McClure



    Liked this one especially.


    I really enjoyed looking thru these. smile.gif


    Good thread, Goob! Thanks!


    btw dweez, bravo.



    Yes dear laugh.gif

  6. QUOTE (RushRevisited @ Jul 29 2005, 09:48 AM)

    Explanation: That large sunspot near the right edge of the Sun is actually not a sunspot at all. It's the International Space Station (ISS) and the Space Shuttle Discovery on mission STS-114. In the past, many skygazers have spotted the space station and space shuttles as bright stars gliding through twilight skies, still glinting in the sunlight while orbiting 200 kilometers or so above the Earth's surface. But here, astronomer Anthony Ayiomamitis took advantage of a rarer opportunity to record the spacefaring combination moving quickly in silhouette across the solar disk. He snapped the picture on Thursday, July 28th from Athens, Greece. Launched on Tuesday, Discovery joined with the ISS Thursday, making the already large space station seem to loom even larger.

    This I call "Fly on the Wall"

  7. QUOTE (liquidcrystalcompass @ Jul 27 2005, 01:44 PM)
    If Keanu was a type of food he would be a piece of dry white toast.



    laugh.gif You mean a "cracker"?




    Constantine - A Most Excellent Adventure


    3.5 stars anyway



  8. I believe you've put some thought into these.


    I know I didn't get much sleep during the "Restless Young Rushamantic"



    Kinda spooky unsure.gif


    And now that I'm a Seeker,

    I've been goin thru alot of highs and lows biggrin.gif


    No seriously sad.gif


    But it's great! biggrin.gif


    See what I mean?


    Kinda spooky. unsure.gif



  9. QUOTE (Alsgalpal @ Jul 23 2005, 01:02 PM)
    Great!  I have always wondered about the little dipper.  I have never been able to find it.  Now I know where to look.  Thanks.  new_thumbsupsmileyanim.gif


    icon_really_happy_guy.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif icon_really_happy_guy.gif



    I know, I know, I know.


    You can't say anything around me. rofl3.gif

  10. Caught the season finale last week.

    Kinda of surprises me I haven't been following it, because I remember

    wanting to check it out before the season began.

    But anyway I'm glad I finally did. Thought the acting was above average.

    Story line was good also. Liked the effects. I'll have to try harder.

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