Principled Man

So today, Hoskins goes 3 for 4 with 4 RBI's and a big homer. In Hoskins's at-bat after his homer, the Mets' pitcher throws the ball behind his head. EJECTION!!

Does he look like an old woman?

ARTHUR: Old woman! DENNIS: Man! ARTHUR: Man. Sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? DENNIS: I'm 37. ARTHUR: What? DENNIS: I'm 37. I'm not old. ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you 'Man'. DENNIS: Well, you could say 'Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called 'Dennis'. DENNIS: Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

Opening Day! Brewers @ Mets! The Mets are already trying to start fights! The Brewers' Hoskins slides hard into 2d base. Shortstop McNeil goes off on a tantrum, benches clear....

Fresh salmon fried in olive oil, hash browns with onions and green peppers.

It’s interesting how I went from playing their albums non-stop (40 years ago) to wincing every time one of their songs is played on the radio. This old curmudgeon now sees them as “for kids”….

To be honest, I had my closure when I first heard that Neil had retired. I knew then that the band was all done. No reunion tours. No more albums. I felt really good about it, and I was happy for Neil.

[If dogs could talk, Chapter 337] Dorothy: "I miss Kansas." Toto: "I miss the rains down in Africa."

Had you removed the wood chips that were in the blood, you may have avoided the questions.

What do you say to a hitchhiker with no legs? "Need a lift?"

Where do you take someone who was injured while playing peek-a-boo? The ICU.

The Origamis and their eight kids just moved in next door. They livened up the neighborhood tenfold!

Ohtani speaks, doesn’t say much, people still doubting his word!

I am not in the "most people" group, and I like it that way. She's hideous.

I would like to see Calipari leave. The program has not improved. It remains the same. It's time for a complete overhaul.

As a lifelong UK fan, I know that the Wildcats can and do choke at any time. WHY, then, do I keep picking them to reach the Final Four? WHY??!! (Yes, I know why.)

1st attempt at home made Tomato Florentine Soup!

Shohei Ohtani's interpreter has been BUSTED! Huge gambling debts and theft. He reportedly took lots of money from Ohtani.

Butterfly shrimp, fries and green beans. Green tea with lemon and ginseng.

My bank's website required me to make a new password - 8 characters long. So I typed in "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves". The website crashed.

It seems like it was just 600 months ago....

zealotry

Frank: "Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's *my* policy." Mayor: "That was a Shakespeare-In-The-Park production of 'Julius Caesar', you moron! You killed 5 actors! " Happy Ides of March, everyone!