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  1. 1. Do you consider yourself woke?

    • Yes I do, I'm for everything woke.
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    • No
      4
    • I'm woke as fock!
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    • Hell no!
      2
    • I don't even know what woke is
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    • I'm a woke bloke and I went broke
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    • f***ing snowflakes
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    • I have a woke girlfriend, she's annoying but great in bed
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    • my husband is woke he identifies as a purple daffodil
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    • My name is Earl Ramer and I'm f***ing woke as fuuuck!
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    • I'm white, bald, and I identify as a one-legged trans alien activist
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    • I'm so woke I'm asleep 24/7
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    • My name is Segue Myles, I'll be woke if it's trendy, I'm a trend whore, otherwise I don't give a fig
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    • My name is Becky Blueschica I'm not woke or a whore, but I want to be a whore sometimes it's exciting!
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    • My name is Bathory and I'll f**k up your world with my new KISS codpiece!
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    • My name is Rhyta I'm attracted to woke men! So get woke you fuckking faggs!
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    • My name is Turbine Freight I told the girls in Rock Goddess I was woke when I met them, but I just wanted to get in their pants!
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    • My name is Jack Aubrey, of course I'm woke. Stop laughing you freaks, I'm woke as all hell!
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    • My name is Ken Jennings, I'm woke of course, but I'm also surprisingly fat and middle-aged looking
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    • My name is Johnny Blaze, I'm not woke I'm AWOL!
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It's not that i don't understand that systemic injustice exists in the world. But there's something about being 'woke' that I can't identify with.

 

Think I can do the right thing and effect the best positive change I can where I can without being something..... What is woke, like a combination of emo and socially aware?

 

Pretty sure I can do the right thing as a middle aged X-er.

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I'm just an anti BS registered indie whether it's the orange taliban or DINOs (This means you, Cuomo and Sinema!) and millennials who are too insensitive to politically incorrect humor that satirizes bad things. *cough* Blazing Saddles *cough*.Race and party don't make who you are. Who you are does. Rittenhouse and the scumbag rapper who ran those people over are BOTH despicable. As Chris Rock once said, "Be a fing person!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCgkf25Tus

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I'm just an anti BS registered indie whether it's the orange taliban or DINOs (This means you, Cuomo and Sinema!) and millennials who are too insensitive to politically incorrect humor that satirizes bad things. *cough* Blazing Saddles *cough*.Race and party don't make who you are. Who you are does. Rittenhouse and the scumbag rapper who ran those people over are BOTH despicable. As Chris Rock once said, "Be a fing person!"

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PkCgkf25Tus

Those kids and their parents at the Christmas parade trying to attack the poor SUV driver and grab his steering wheel were completely out of line.

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Dream Theater has been awake since 1994.

 

I dunno, James LaBrie has been quoted singing "I'm waking up" as recently as 2016.

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Gee Ducky, thanks for my own category.. :eyeroll:

 

Woke" is just the new derogatory term used by those who feel threatened by something they don't understand or agree with, use to label other people.

 

That being said, I wake up every day, so far.

 

I can agree with that one.

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I don't know what it is, but why is it essential that every little new trope has to butcher the English language?

You're Scottish though, you don't care about the English language, only the Scottish language, ie broad Glaswegian!

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I don't know what it is, but why is it essential that every little new trope has to butcher the English language?

You're Scottish though, you don't care about the English language, only the Scottish language, ie broad Glaswegian!

 

I am from Edinburgh originally....I hate Weedgies

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