You`re No Fun Anymore - Monty Python, Vol. 3

[blackhawkrush]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

[IbanezJem]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

[blackhawkrush]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

[IbanezJem]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

[blackhawkrush]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

[IbanezJem]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

Uh, could we have new pies, please? Finally, finally we move on to the interesting but little known variant normally designated the "three-course complex."

[blackhawkrush]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

Uh, could we have new pies, please? Finally, finally we move on to the interesting but little known variant normally designated the "three-course complex."

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. We're not the only slice of the cake, you know. ;)

[IbanezJem]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

Uh, could we have new pies, please? Finally, finally we move on to the interesting but little known variant normally designated the "three-course complex."

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. We're not the only slice of the cake, you know. ;)

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

[blackhawkrush]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

Uh, could we have new pies, please? Finally, finally we move on to the interesting but little known variant normally designated the "three-course complex."

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. We're not the only slice of the cake, you know. ;)

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

Do what you like, Simon Boskovitch. It won't help you in court. :P

[IbanezJem]

The Larch. The Larch.

It's the glittering world of show business with Arthur Tree.

These trees behind me now were planted over forty years ago, as part of a policy by the then Crown Woods, who became the Forestry Commission in 1924.

The legendary Puking Trees of Mozambique! :outtahere:

Can I get you some water?

Wouldn't mind buying her :cheerleader: a bottle of Tizer...if it's available in this area, that is.

What's the name of that country where they don't make watches at all? Spain? Spain! That's it. Spain, yes, mm.

Now Simon, you have one last chance. :tsk: Confess the heinous sin of heresy, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.

Quite frankly I'm against people who give vent to their loquacity by extraneous bombastic circumlocution.

Mr. Bartlett, your client Simon has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. :fury:

There`s no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. Don't you see... this is something you've got to come to terms with.

Oh, me bum! I got three cheeks.

If people pop a nice chocky in their mouth they don't expect to get their cheeks pierced!

Most certainly. Now then, some cheese please, my good man.

Now I'm not going to say a trip to our dairy will cure you, but it will give hundreds of lower-paid workers a good laugh.

And now for the custard pie in the mush. It's not my mush, it's your mush. It's your bleeding laugh, mate.

Uh, could we have new pies, please? Finally, finally we move on to the interesting but little known variant normally designated the "three-course complex."

I'm sorry, we just can't give you a bigger budget. We're not the only slice of the cake, you know. ;)

Lucky we didn't say anything about the dirty knife.

Do what you like, Simon Boskovitch. It won't help you in court. :P

And closer to home, the first dramatic pictures of the mass jail-break near the storage jar factory in Maidenhead.

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

Good morning, I am a robber. :hi: Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

Good morning, I am a robber. :hi: Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

I`m going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

Good morning, I am a robber. :hi: Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

I`m going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I haven't got time to go chasing after him, there's violence to be done. :poke:

[IbanezJem]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

Good morning, I am a robber. :hi: Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

I`m going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I haven't got time to go chasing after him, there's violence to be done. :poke:

Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

[blackhawkrush]

All right, Basil, you and the kid . :baabaa: :baabaa: :bang bang:

Goats. Underwater goats with snorkels and flippers.

No dear, this is the dream, you're still in the cell. :|

I decided to check Robert into a hotel while I visited the British Embassy to ask for help in returning to Cornwall.

Vera Simon, my little hedgehog, don't turn me away! :boohoo:

Please, please, please come and rescue me. I am in the tall tower of Swamp Castle!

Right, this the plan then. At 10.45 you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van. :madra:

Well, Robert will be riding his Viking Super Roadster with the drop handlebars and the dual-thread wheel-rims, and with his Wiley-Prat 20:1 synchro-mesh he should experience difficulties on the sort of road surfaces they just don't get abroad.

Oh! Bicycle Repairman, how can I ever repay you?

Oh, and by the way, while you're out get us another couple of tellies would you, here's £180.

Good morning, I am a robber. :hi: Please don't panic, just hand over all your money.

I`m going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do this again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

I haven't got time to go chasing after him, there's violence to be done. :poke:

Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?

Fetch the Comfy Chair!