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Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse me, particularly with my brain problem. :gumby:

Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? :blink:

That's right, yes, you go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes.

Does anyone in our party speak Swahili? :unsure:

Begorra an' to be sure there's some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now...Podgorny prepares to serve again. :facepalm:

And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

Em, that sounds good. :drool: Oh, by the way, got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me another one?

Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! :yay:

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice :blah: and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. :geddy:

Oh, that's typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter!

Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! :poke:

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers...
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Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse me, particularly with my brain problem. :gumby:

Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? :blink:

That's right, yes, you go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes.

Does anyone in our party speak Swahili? :unsure:

Begorra an' to be sure there's some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now...Podgorny prepares to serve again. :facepalm:

And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

Em, that sounds good. :drool: Oh, by the way, got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me another one?

Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! :yay:

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice :blah: and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. :geddy:

Oh, that's typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter!

Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! :poke:

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers...

And closer to home, the first dramatic pictures of the mass jailbreak near the storage jar factory in Maidenhead. :popcorn:
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Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse me, particularly with my brain problem. :gumby:

Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? :blink:

That's right, yes, you go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes.

Does anyone in our party speak Swahili? :unsure:

Begorra an' to be sure there's some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now...Podgorny prepares to serve again. :facepalm:

And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

Em, that sounds good. :drool: Oh, by the way, got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me another one?

Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! :yay:

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice :blah: and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. :geddy:

Oh, that's typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter!

Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! :poke:

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers...

And closer to home, the first dramatic pictures of the mass jailbreak near the storage jar factory in Maidenhead. :popcorn:

I in Maidenhead am being born! Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8.....so they say!
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Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse me, particularly with my brain problem. :gumby:

Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? :blink:

That's right, yes, you go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes.

Does anyone in our party speak Swahili? :unsure:

Begorra an' to be sure there's some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now...Podgorny prepares to serve again. :facepalm:

And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

Em, that sounds good. :drool: Oh, by the way, got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me another one?

Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! :yay:

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice :blah: and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. :geddy:

Oh, that's typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter!

Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! :poke:

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers...

And closer to home, the first dramatic pictures of the mass jailbreak near the storage jar factory in Maidenhead. :popcorn:

I in Maidenhead am being born! Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8.....so they say!

Aha! Rats at 42a Kartoffelnstrasse. Hey, Mitzi, I gotta go to Potato Street. :bang bang:
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Well, I'm a southpaw and I think this will confuse me, particularly with my brain problem. :gumby:

Mad as a hatter. You see, the Israelis they have a man who can take his own left leg off and swallow it with every alternate step.

Iiuuhh! With a gammy leg? :blink:

That's right, yes, you go left at artificial limbs and hearing aids, right at dentures and it's on your left just by glass eyes.

Does anyone in our party speak Swahili? :unsure:

Begorra an' to be sure there's some fine badminton down there in Essex this afternoon.

So it's 72 match points to the blancmange now...Podgorny prepares to serve again. :facepalm:

And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

Em, that sounds good. :drool: Oh, by the way, got a bit of a dirty fork. Could you get me another one?

Oh, well, another one will never matter, I'll make the kangaroo into another one.

Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, amen! :yay:

What goddess doth the storm toss'd mariner offer her most tempestuous prayers to?

I'd like to answer this question, if I may, in two ways. Firstly, in my normal voice :blah: and then in a kind of silly high-pitched whine. :geddy:

Oh, that's typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter!

Welcome aboard, Britisher pig. Quite a little surprise, ja? But perhaps you would be so kind as to tell us all you know about certain allied shipping routes, ja? Come on, talk! :poke:

We are from SS Mother Goose. We were twelve days out from Port of Spain, and one night I was doing my usual rounds, when I had occasion to pass the forward storage lockers...

And closer to home, the first dramatic pictures of the mass jailbreak near the storage jar factory in Maidenhead. :popcorn:

I in Maidenhead am being born! Von Ribbentrop is born Gotterdammerstrasse 46, Dusseldorf Vest 8.....so they say!

Aha! Rats at 42a Kartoffelnstrasse. Hey, Mitzi, I gotta go to Potato Street. :bang bang:

Lettuces, cucumber, radishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they? :unsure:
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they? :unsure:

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they? :unsure:

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons. :|
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I run out of beans! :boohoo:

I told you to lay off the beans, you whore!

I've had enough of this. :tsk: I am not a courtesan, you demented fictional character.

I walked out with Blackhawkrush on many occasions and found him a charming and erudite companion. He was wont to introduce one to eminent celebrities, celebrated American singers, members of the aristocracy and other gang leaders.

I use a body rub called Halitosis to make my breath seem sweet. :cool:

Yes. Good. Nibbling the earlobe, uh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So, we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris.

No, no, no, no. I don't want to wait. At nine o'clock tomorrow I want to be in there, taming. :hug2:

Oh my God! OK - Surround the entire forum! Send in four waves of armed paratroopers with full ground-to-air missile support! Alert all air bases! Destroy all posts! We'll bomb the thread flat if we have to!

Hmmm, this sounds like a job for Bicycle 73 Repairman! :madra:

Now then 73, you've been with us for twenty years, and your work in the admin department has been immaculate. No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence... has undermined the competence of this forum to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

The general public's not going to understand this, are they? :unsure:

This is a pity, as many fine Australian wines appeal not only to the Australian palette, but also to the cognoscenti of Great Britain.

I've made enquiries with our shippers and the most sherry they can ship in any one load is 12,000 gallons. :|

You can't even get a glass of Watney's Red Barrel because you're still in England with the bloody bar closes every time you're thirsty. And the kids are crying and vomiting and breaking the plastic ashtrays.
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Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

 

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

 

blackhawkrush

Citizen of the World

Your_Lion

IbanezJem

 

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

 

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:

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Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

 

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

 

blackhawkrush

Citizen of the World

Your_Lion

IbanezJem

 

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

 

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?
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Ok, you Bruces, it almost time for a new BOX...I mean, thread! It is tradition to battle for the right to seek the Grail...I mean, for the honor of starting the new mattress...THREAD.

 

The top four posters in this thread will write a paragraph telling us why they should be the lucky recipient of a blow on the head....erm, I mean, to be the new thread starter. Those four village idiots are:

 

blackhawkrush

Citizen of the World

Your_Lion

IbanezJem

 

You four Gumbys have until this coming Monday, Sept 7th, to pen the funniest joke in the world, and win the chance to face the peril of starting the NEW THREAD!!! :16ton: :gumby:

 

Do NOT post your entry until I give the signal. I shall count to five...no, THREE, sometime on Monday. You would then have the rest of the day to post your entry in this thread. Judging will be done by me and one other TRF Python fan, whose identity is not yet disclosed. :ph34r:

I say, so it's a paragraph and a joke or just a joke or just a paragraph or none of the above?

 

Same as last time, a short paragraph filled with whatever jokes or references you like.

 

Actually, last time, we had you guys PM me your entries. So yeah, we'll do that again this time as well, then I'll post them in here once I receive them all, and then we'll pick a winner.

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