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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury: Edited by blackhawkrush
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :macallan:
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :macallan:

Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :macallan:

Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?

Here, an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate :coffee: costs four million pounds.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.

Brian Ibanezjem and Brianette Babycat there in an improvised scene from Jean Kenneth Citizen's new thread 'Le Fromage Grand.' :drool:

one of the first of the Cheese threads to be later followed by 'New World Cheese', 'Ilchester 73', and 'The Sense O'Clock Cheese'

Really? And what happened to your 'Treeduck Corned Beef Rolls Thread?' :huh:

Shame indeed, but we must not allow ourselves to become too despondent. For, we must never forget that if there was not one thread about TRF members and food our forum would be nothing more than a meaningless body of men that had gathered together for no good purpose.

Gentlemen, I think we better start the TRF faculty meeting. Before we start, though, I'd like to ask padre JARG for a prayer. :fury:

Speaking as a Cardinal of the Roman Catholic Church, as First Minister of Louis XIII, and as one of the architects of the modern world already - blackhawkrush, would you say that 73 was a man of good character?

Yes, he's such a clever little boy. :joker: Look at him laughing. He's a chirpy little fellow.

I think he wants to know which way up you want to be crucified.

If they can't see this thread, they can't get you. :cool:

Oh no, I really want something that will make people be attracted to me like a magnet.

How about something a little more musky? This one's called Mimmo. :macallan:

Thank you. And how much does that work out to per pound, my good fellow?

Here, an ordinary cup of drinking chocolate :coffee: costs four million pounds.

Sorry, I asked for tea.
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:

Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then? Edited by Citizen of the World
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:

Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o and Christine Boslo. Edited by blackhawkrush
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:

Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o and Christine Boslo.

It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove
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You stupid, interfering little rat. :rage: And damn your lemon curd tartlet.

Now you may think that this is very harsh behaviour but let me tell you that our TRF management consultants actually queried the necessity for us to employ Citizen at all.

"I think he's got beautiful legs." - 73 :coy:

Six vast and trunkless legs of stone, Stand in the desert, And on the pedestal these words appear, My name is Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Ants.

This man...the so-called King of Canada. Which number did he give you this time, Ozymandias-Citizen the 23rd? :eyeroll:

Episode Two of 'The Death of Ozymandias-Citizen, King of Canada', can be heard on Radio Four almost immediately.

There's this house, there's this house, and er, it's in the morning, it's in the morning...no, it's in the evening, it's in the evening and er, there's a garden and er, this bloke Citizen comes in... :16ton:

Ello blackhawkrush, haven't seen you for a bit, haven't seen you for a bit either, Beryl. Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up IbanezJem it may never happen, what's your poison then?

Highlights of that post will be discussed later by Lord 73, Mr. Sven Tinwoodsman, Sir Charles treeduck, Mrs. Hamish Lorraine, Mrs. Betty Citizen, whose name sounds remarkably like Citizen :o and Christine Boslo.

It's spelt Christine Boslo but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove

I wish to plead incompetence. :gumby:
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