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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:

Well I didn't vote for you.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:

Well I didn't vote for you.

Blackhawkrush Phillips-Bong. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:

Well I didn't vote for you.

Blackhawkrush Phillips-Bong. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?

:wtf: I hit the ball first time, and there it was in the back of the net.
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:

Well I didn't vote for you.

Blackhawkrush Phillips-Bong. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?

:wtf: I hit the ball first time, and there it was in the back of the net.

I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon
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That was a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Liberal and Unionist Party. :ph34r:

Liberal rubbish! blackhawkrush! Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Well, our TRF chefs have been experimenting for many years to find a sauce most likely to tempt the crocodile. In the past, we've concentrated on a fish based sauce, but this year, we are reverting to a simple bernaise.

Yours etc. Captain B.J. Ibanezjem in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic. :drool:

As an admiral who came up through the ranks more times than you've had hot dinners, I wish to join my husband Admiral O.W.A Citizen in condemning this shoddy misrepresentation of TRF.

Mr. Smarmy so-called IbanezJem can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts. ;)

I can see some blue, some purple and some little black oval shapes...

I think I'd better have a second opinion on this. I want you to see Citizen, colleague of mine, a specialist in these sort of things, who has a thread very much like this one as a matter of fact. ;)

Yes, there's a lot of it about. Probably a virus. Uh, keep warm, plenty of rest, and if you're playing football or anything, try and favour the other leg.

:tsk: No, Citizen doctor, me doctor, you Mr. Bertenshaw aka IbanezJem.

Mind if we call you 'Bruce' to keep it clear?

Because it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.

Well, you could say "Dennis blackhawkrush." :hi:

And on my left in the red comer - author of the books 'The Problems of Kierkegaard' and 'Hello Sailor' and visiting Professor of Modern Theological Philosophy at the University ot' East Anglia - from British Columbia - Citizen of the World!

He is not in fact the Bishop of East Anglia, but a man wanted by the police. I am the Bishop of East Anglia and anyone who doesn't believe me can look me up in the book. Now then, the first prize is this beautiful silver cup, which has been won by me.

The vote was unanimous, with one abstention. :atickhum:

Well I didn't vote for you.

Blackhawkrush Phillips-Bong. You polled no votes at all. Not a sausage. Bugger all. Are you at all disappointed with this performance?

:wtf: I hit the ball first time, and there it was in the back of the net.

I think you'd better be selected to play for the boys' team in the rugby match against the masters this afternoon

Spoken like a gentleman, sir. Now, are you going to give me a fish license?
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:
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Listen buster, In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there's only golly fish to eat. :boohoo:

No, no, I'm sorry I, I can't accept that, it's gone too far, I'm very sorry but we'll have to terminate the agreement. You're just trying to cash in on the TRF's exciting Icelandic saga.

I mean, Alfred 73, who's supposed to be so bloody wonderful, padded that out to one and a half hours...lost all the tension...just because he had bloody Babycat he made 3 million more than I did. :moon:

Imagine not that these threads contain the Mighty Owl of Thebes. For, gentles all, Babycat`s beauty sits most closely to them it can construe.
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