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...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Number eleven. More naughty bits

I don't have to be that accurate, I mean, if I hit you in that sort of area, :moon: like that, obviously, that's all right for me.

Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?

You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist.

Oh, heaven forbit. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. :popcorn:

So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, ok, thread adjourned forever! :outtahere:

Contempt of thread! However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of posters at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.

Ibanezjem had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Hounslow who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Surbiton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised.

Don't forget...IbanezJem is six foot five. :scared:

Yes, that's right, blackhawkrush. It's all due to a trauma I suffered as a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.

Oh, there he goes again! "sboolboy" Oh, sitting on the "settee" with our "scones" and our "sboolboy". :cool:
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...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Number eleven. More naughty bits

I don't have to be that accurate, I mean, if I hit you in that sort of area, :moon: like that, obviously, that's all right for me.

Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?

You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist.

Oh, heaven forbit. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. :popcorn:

So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, ok, thread adjourned forever! :outtahere:

Contempt of thread! However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of posters at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.

Ibanezjem had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Hounslow who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Surbiton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised.

Don't forget...IbanezJem is six foot five. :scared:

Yes, that's right, blackhawkrush. It's all due to a trauma I suffered as a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.

Oh, there he goes again! "sboolboy" Oh, sitting on the "settee" with our "scones" and our "sboolboy". :cool:

May I just sidetrack for one moment. blackhawkrush, this, what shall I call it, nickname of yours. 'Two sheds'.
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...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Number eleven. More naughty bits

I don't have to be that accurate, I mean, if I hit you in that sort of area, :moon: like that, obviously, that's all right for me.

Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?

You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist.

Oh, heaven forbit. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. :popcorn:

So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, ok, thread adjourned forever! :outtahere:

Contempt of thread! However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of posters at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.

Ibanezjem had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Hounslow who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Surbiton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised.

Don't forget...IbanezJem is six foot five. :scared:

Yes, that's right, blackhawkrush. It's all due to a trauma I suffered as a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.

Oh, there he goes again! "sboolboy" Oh, sitting on the "settee" with our "scones" and our "sboolboy". :cool:

May I just sidetrack for one moment. blackhawkrush, this, what shall I call it, nickname of yours. 'Two sheds'.

You say anything about that and I'll do you for treason of TRF. :codger:
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...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

...Your Majesty IbanezJem is like a stream of bat's piss. :notworthy:

I want you to move me to another cell.

It's ok, we're going to have another try. I think we've got it now. My boys have been looking down the wrong bit, you see. :wacko: :wacko: :wacko:

Number eleven. More naughty bits

I don't have to be that accurate, I mean, if I hit you in that sort of area, :moon: like that, obviously, that's all right for me.

Ah, I know that, we all know that, what about a bit of artistic license?

You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist.

Oh, heaven forbit. I am one who delights in all manifestations of the Terpsichorean muse. :popcorn:

So, let's just stop gabbing on about it. It's completely pointless and it's getting us nowhere!

What have we been doing wasting our lives with all this nonsense? Right, ok, thread adjourned forever! :outtahere:

Contempt of thread! However, I'm not going to punish you, because we're so short of posters at the moment, what with all of them emigrating to South Africa.

Ibanezjem had accidentally stumbled on a piece of anthropological history. It was the inhabitants of Hounslow who had made the great trek south to the sunnier pastures of Surbiton, and not vice versa, as he had originally surmised.

Don't forget...IbanezJem is six foot five. :scared:

Yes, that's right, blackhawkrush. It's all due to a trauma I suffered as a sboolboy. I was attacked by a Siamese bat.

Oh, there he goes again! "sboolboy" Oh, sitting on the "settee" with our "scones" and our "sboolboy". :cool:

May I just sidetrack for one moment. blackhawkrush, this, what shall I call it, nickname of yours. 'Two sheds'.

You say anything about that and I'll do you for treason of TRF. :codger:

Hoo hoo hoo ho. The little wascal has spiwit.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:

Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:

Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.

:yes: And Mr. IbanezJem, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter?
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He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaauuuuggggggh.

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

Mr. Ali (Citizen) Bayan, stark raving mad. :smash:

I mean, some people think I'm mad. The villagers say I'm mad, the tourists say I'm mad, well I am mad, but I'm naturally mad. I don't use any chemicals.

You`re all drunk. It`s disgusting. Out! The lot, out! Bursting in here with tales about oriental fortune tellers. Come on. Out!

Mr. Ibanez, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart Paris Hilton club. :unsure: :unsure: We all very quiet at back, not say anything except shout "Hilton!", "Hilton!"

She's got a big bottom

Vicar Citizen! :tsk: As I was saying, how do you find the new vicarage?

ah yes. Past the post office. Two hundred yards down and then left at the light

Ah, hello Citizen, you don't know me, but I'm Ibanez from TRF. We were wondering if you'd come and answer the door in a sketch over there, in that sort of direction... You wouldn't have to do anything - just open the door and that's it.

lf l let you in you'll sell me encyclopedias.

Well, how about this, sir: "Bum Biters" or "Naughty Blueschica" or there's this one: IbanezJem, blackhawkrush and Citizen visit the Ark Royal. :blush:

The British Navy is one of the finest and most attractive and butchest fighting forces in the world. I love those white flared trousers and the feel of rough blue serge on those pert little buttocks!

Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.

The twenty-three-year-old hails from down under, where they're upside down about her. :wacko:

She's a good Sheila, Bruce and not at all stuck up.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yeah, I got the 8:55 Pullman Express from King's Cross and missed that bit around Hornchurch. :cool:

Herbert Blackhawkrush collects birdwatchers' eggs. At his home in Surrey he has a collection of over four hundred of them.

:yes: And Mr. IbanezJem, aren't you in fact a Train Spotter?

welcome to 'Spot the Loony', where once again we invite you to come with us all over the world to meet all kinds of people in all kinds of places, and ask you to . .. Spot the Loony! Our panel this evening... blackhawkrush, the American mammal abuser and part-time radiator. Dame Ibanezjem, historian, wit, bon viveur, and rear half of the Johnson brothers...And Citizen of the World, up high in banana tree, the golfer and inventor of Catholicism
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