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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there. Right. (makes plane noise again) Lunar module calling Buzz Aldrin. Come in. Raindrops keep falling on my head... but that doesn't mean that my...

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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.

If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.

If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...

Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.

If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...

Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:

He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.

If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...

Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:

He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?

I've come to give myself up. :ph34r: Looting, pillaging, sacking a major city, and I'd like nine thousand other charges to be taken into consideration, please.

You`re f***ing nicked, me old beauty!

I'm taking you along to the station. I'm charging you with illegal possession of whatever we happen to have down there.

 

 

 

A letter, a hotel registration book, and a series of photographs, which could add up to divorce, premature retirement, and possible criminal proceedings for Ibanez. :popcorn:

If blackhawkrush opens his big mouth again, it`s lampshade time!

Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-blackhawkrush, married to a very attractive table lamp.

Once I married someone who was beautiful, and young, and gay, and free. Whatever happened to her? :sigh:

Er, yes. That was when I was married to the wrong one. I didn't like the colour. This is the one I want to have, so if you could just change the forms round I can take this one back with me now.

We are here today to witness the union of two young people in the joyful bond of the holy wedlock. Unfortunately, one of them, my son Citizen, has just fallen to his death.

Look! Two people...three people have just fallen past that window.

If I were not in the CID, something else I'd like to be. If I were not in the CID, a window cleaner, me! With a rub-a-dub-dub and a scrub-a-dub-dub, and a rub-a-dub all day long...

Well, we have with us tonight one of your film, Ibanez, "Rear Window". Now, this is a silent film, so perhaps you could talk us through it. :blah:

He goes down to the public library, he sees a few signs up, comes home all full of good intentions. He gives blood. He does cold research. All that sort of thing.

He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars

Er... aye, yeah... the trouble is blackhawkrush's been drinking a bit recently ... you' know, fourteen lagers with his breakfast... that sort of thing.
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!

Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.
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I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker :hail: if you take my meaning.

Well, I am a simple soul, I don't understand all that. All I know is he is not the same man as I married.

It's not Citizen Riley. It's an extra-terrestrial being! :bitchslap: Aggh!

Dear Sir, I object very strongly to that last post, and to the next one.

Oh, we don't half talk posh, don't we? I suppose you post "ehnvelope" and "larngerie" and "sarndwiches on the settee." :hotdog: :cool: :burger:

Sandwiches? Blimey. Whatever did I give the wife?

Lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam

Seagullsicle! Pelican-bonbon! Albatross!

Well why don't you move into more conventional areas of confectionary, like praline or lime cream; a very popular flavor, I'm lead to understand.

The smallest jar - this little 2oz jar, for sweets, chocolates and even little shallots. No longer used in the West it remains here as an unspoken monument to the days when La Paz knew better times. Ronald Ibanez, 'Storage Jars', La Paz.
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