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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.

We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.

We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.

The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.
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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.

We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.

The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

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That's Mr Your_Lion, the pilot, he's very nice really, but make sure he stays clear of battleships.

Listen, I gotta fight Your_Lion. That's what that guy Ibanez's all about. I know. I've studied him already. :notworthy:

A little brown furry thing with short stumpy legs and great long nose. I don't know what all the fuss is about, he looks pretty tame to start with!

Yes. Savage little blighter, isn't he? :finbar: So, it'll...it'll just grow back again, then, will it, Ibanez?

Sir, it is self-generating. Because we have harnessed here in this box the very forces of life itself. The very forces that will send Citizen running back to beg forgiveness!

But is the truth, as Hitchcock observes, in the box? No, there isn't room, the ambiguity has put on weight. :atickhum:

Three acts and a few special torso exercises later, Kevin, as Trigorin, the failed writer of sentimental romances, has lost over thirty-three inches. Wow. What a difference. That Anton Chekhov can certainly write.

I didn't write that! :wtf: Sounds more like Dickens.

It sodding was not! It was Shaw!

I don't know how to say this but I got to be perfectly frank. I really and truly believe this story of yours is the greatest story in motion-picture history.

Then we'll begin. 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...

It's a man`s life, taking your clothes off in public.

I am not a man you silly billy

Well, more than a man, a God, a great God, whose personality is so totally and utterly wonderful my feeble words of welcome sounds wretchedly and pathetically inadequate. Ladies and gentlemen of TRF, the incomparably superior human being, Harry (Citizen) Fink. :notworthy:

I eat punks like you for breakfast

I hope you're going to enjoy me this evening. I'm the special. :hi: Try me with some rice.

I like Chinese food, The waiters never are rude, Think of the many things they've done to impress, There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and Chess.

We Blitish here in Smolensk velly intellested in cliket.

The world's loneliest sport, where hardship and philosophy go hand in glove.

I'm a little bit sad and lonely

Now my baby's gone away...

I'm feeling kinda blue

Don't know just what to do

I feel a little sad today.

Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can say `ni' at will to old ladies.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:
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this used to be a nice neighbourhood before the old ladies started moving in. Nowadays some of us daren't even go down to the shops.

I'm worn out. I've been shopping for six hours.

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Here at St Pooves, we believe in ART - Active Recuperation Techniques. We try to help the patient understand that however ill he may be, he can still fulfill a useful role in society.

I am not a man, you silly billy. :coy:

Ah, yes you must be Mr Williams. Well, do take a seat. What seems to be the trouble?
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