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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes.

With a brilliant mind like yours, Ibanez, you could be something other than a TRF member. :yes:
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes.

With a brilliant mind like yours, Ibanez, you could be something other than a TRF member. :yes:

To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding TRF member. But IbanezJem has a secret identity...when trouble strikes at any time...at any place...he is ready to become... Bicycle Repair Man!
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes.

With a brilliant mind like yours, Ibanez, you could be something other than a TRF member. :yes:

To all appearances, he looks like any other law-abiding TRF member. But IbanezJem has a secret identity...when trouble strikes at any time...at any place...he is ready to become... Bicycle Repair Man!

No... no... I'm with the... US Ballet... force... who are you with?
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:

Well, I don't agree with that, blackhawkrush, quite frankly the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:

Well, I don't agree with that, blackhawkrush, quite frankly the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now.

Look, you crumb bum, I'm the TRF star. Star, star, star. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench!
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:

Well, I don't agree with that, blackhawkrush, quite frankly the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now.

Look, you crumb bum, I'm the TRF star. Star, star, star. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench!

It's Citizen's, Your_Lion's and blackhawkrush's job to try and treat the condition of over-acting. :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap:
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:

Well, I don't agree with that, blackhawkrush, quite frankly the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now.

Look, you crumb bum, I'm the TRF star. Star, star, star. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench!

It's Citizen's, Your_Lion's and blackhawkrush's job to try and treat the condition of over-acting. :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap:

Now, many of the medical profession are skeptical about my work. They point to my record of treatment of athlete's foot sufferers - eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured.
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Well, we're not secret police anyway. :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: If anything, we are ordinary Soviet systems with no particular interest in politics.

The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a £4 million airliner deal... None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum.

Mash the dirty red scum! Kick 'em in the teeth where it hurts!!! KILL KILL KILL!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding administrative handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn't become an administrator now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.

It's a man's life in the TRF administators and I warn this thread that any recurrence of this sloppy, long haired Citizen plagiarism will be dealt with most severely... :fuckwithadmin:

First offence? He`ll probably get away with crucifixion.

here in TRF, we have but one punishment for sloppy plagiarism: you must tie me down on a bed and spank me.

Er, Mr. Citizen...vis-à-vis...your rump...your posterior...derriere...sit upon. :blush:

Still, whoahaah, eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaah! Eh? Whoahaahaha!

...and on my right, putting the case against the Government, is a small patch of brown liquid. :ph34r:

I'm sorry squire, I've gobbed on your carpet...

Oh, don't worry about that. Look at this - number six - who won the Stanley Cup in 2015, didn't you know that? Oh, my God. Emerson Fittipaldi and Virginia Wade? You must be mad. :crazy:

Well, I'm not surprised you didn't get that. It was in fact a trick question. Vancouver Canucks have never won the Stanley Cup.

Well, that was right on the whistle. Rangers and Bruins walkin' it there, winnin' easily by twenty-six points to two. :boohoo:

Well, I don't agree with that, blackhawkrush, quite frankly the only bit I liked was this bit with me in it now.

Look, you crumb bum, I'm the TRF star. Star, star, star. I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench!

It's Citizen's, Your_Lion's and blackhawkrush's job to try and treat the condition of over-acting. :bitchslap: :bitchslap: :bitchslap:

Now, many of the medical profession are skeptical about my work. They point to my record of treatment of athlete's foot sufferers - eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured.

So the murderer must be somebody in this thread. Unless he had very long arms. Say thirty or forty feet. I think we can discount that one. Ha, ha, ha.
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