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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:

Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:

Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.

Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... :blink:
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:

Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.

Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... :blink:

Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.) Edited by Citizen of the World
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:

Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.

Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... :blink:

Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, Brigadier Citizen! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.

Fine. Would you care for a glass of blood? Oh what a giveaway.

you may not give urine instead of blood.

May I ask you to reconsider. My life has been leading up to this. :moon:

Oh, don't grovel! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's people groveling.

I'll do what I like, because I'm six foot five and I eat punks like you for breakfast.

For breakfast every day, Your_Lion places a plate of liver and bacon under his chair, and locks himself in the cupboard

Your_Lion is a perfectly normal person in every way. And what's more, he knows how to treat a female impersonator. :coy:

Yes! Coming to this forum soon! The tender compassionate story of blackhawkrush's love for another man in drag.

Blackhawkrush the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies... :blink:

Dear 73, I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the posts which you have on this site, about blackhawkrush who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are from Chicago and only a few of them are transvestites. Yours faithfully, Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong (Mrs.)

Bunch of monkeys on the ceiling, Brigadier Citizen! Grab your egg-and-fours and let's get the bacon delivered!

Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, bacon, sausage and spam
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.
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There go brave men, Ibanez and Citizen. Whether they come out alive or not, this will surely be remembered as one of the most courageous and gallant acts in TRF history. :hotdog: :pizza: :burger: :bacon:

Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition

Well the real hang-up was with the bread man but when the top brass pigs came through we got it together in a couple of moons. Commodore Betty Grable, who's a real sub-aqua head, has got it together diving wise and like the whole gig's been a real gas man :smoke:

Ah yes. 'One or more persons overcome by fumes',. You'd have Head Office, Holbom, round here.

Don't get uptight, man. Join the scene and other phrases. Money isn't real.

I'm glad to say that I've got the go-ahead to lend you the money you require. We will of course want as security the deeds of your house, of Ibanez's house, of Your_Lion's house, of your wife 73's house, and your grannie Lorraine's bungalow. :cool:

But of course, the more old-fashioned idiot still refuses to take money. He takes bits of string, wood, dead budgerigars, sparrows, anything, but it does make the cashier's job very difficult; but of course they're fools to themselves because the rate of interest over ten years on a piece of moss or a dead vole is almost negligible.

They'll never make their money back, you know. I told him. I said to him, 'Your_Lion.' I said, 'They'll never make their money back.'

I'm sorry. But I love money. All money. I've always wanted money. To handle. To touch.

Bloody silver. Won't have it in the house!

And those candlesticks you got us last week were only sixteen carat.

Well, the enemy were all wearing little silver halos, sir ... and ... they had fairy wands with big stars on the end

Well, while Citizen is answering this question I'd just like to point out his dress has been made entirely by hand from over three hundred pieces of Arabian shot silk especially created for him by Vargar's of Paris. The low slim-line has been cut off-the-shoulder to heighten the effect of his fine bone structure.

If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?
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