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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.

I was cured, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up :Neil: comes. Cures me.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.

I was cured, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up :Neil: comes. Cures me.

There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.

I was cured, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up :Neil: comes. Cures me.

There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?
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Some of the TRF users will have paid $ 920.000 million for the privilege of seeing 73 get beaten up. :smash:

I won't ruin your thread for a pound

Hello, good evening and welcome to BLACKMAIL. And to start tonight's show, let's see our first contestant, all the way from Chicago, on the big screen please: MRS blackhawkrush. :whipgirl:

Oh...oh. Say no more, say no more. Say no more - Chicago, say no more. Chicago, eh? Know what I mean, know what I mean. Say no more.

Can I butt in at this point and say this is in fact the very first time I've appeared in this thread for over a year :hi:

One of the most prolific posters of this age, or indeed of any age, is Sir Your_Lion, back in the Rush Forum for the first time in over a year to open a season of his posts on the Sense O'Clock News, and we are indeed fortunate to have him with us on this thread tonight. :dweez:

Great. Terrific. This forum is basically pro-humanity and anti-bad things and it rips aside the hypocritical facade of our society's gin and tonic and leaves a lot of sacred cows rolling around in agony, have a drink, have a drink.

Yeah, I'll have six bottles of Château Latour Forty-five...and a double Jeroboam of champagne.

We would like to apologise for the way in which Citizen is represented in this thread. We do not intend that readers consider him as a crabby ulcerous little self-seeking vermin with furry legs and an addiction to alcohol and certain explicit sexual practices which some people might find offensive. We are sorry if this impression has come across.

Blimey, Citizen don't go much, does he? :|

Actually what happens is he goes off there, off camera, and just waits there so it looks as though he's gone down to the basement. Actually I think he's rather overdoing it. Ah!

All our posters here are suffering from severe over-acting. When they're brought in they're all really over the top. And it's our job to try and treat the condition of over-acting.

I have another theory about our posters. This theory that I have, that is to say, which is mine...is mine. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. Ready? :tongue:

Here on Video Vertigo we're going to look at blackhawkrush`s theory that sitting down regularly in a comfortable chair can rest your legs. It sounds very nice doesn't it, but can it be done? Is it possible or practical for many of us in our jobs and with the sort of busy lives we lead to sit down in a comfortable chair just when we want?

Cardinal Citizen - fetch...The Comfy Chair! :atickhum:

Ah yes, yes I see...Um, Are you quite comfortable? Er, Mr blackhawkrush... vis-à-vis...your...rump.

Who's got a boil on the bum... boil on the botty.

I was cured, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up :Neil: comes. Cures me.

There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong.

Is this because he took out one of those silly cards?

It's filthy, Gaston ... find out who washed this up, and give them their cards immediately.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.
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I`ve got three children and I'm at my wits end. No job, no insurance, no money at all. I'm absolutely flat broke, I just don't know where to turn. I, I'm absolutely at the end of my tether. You're my only chance. Can you help me, please, 73?

Come in, my little loves. I've got no option but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

He's the Chief Scientist at the Anthropological Research Institute, at Butley Down - an expert in what makes people change from one nationality to another.

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

...and here to discuss it are three dead people...The late Sir Brian Hardacre, :codger: the late Professor Thynne, :codger: and the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. :16ton:

Eighty-four dead, sixty-five severely wounded and twelve missing believed cured. But then, people laughed at Bob Hope, they laughed at my wife when she wrapped herself up in greaseproof paper.

Now then IbanezJem, you've been with us for many months, and your work in the Monty Python thread has been immaculate No no - please don't say anything. As I say, your work has been beyond reproach, but unfortunately the effect you have on your colleagues has undermined the competence ... has undermined the competence of this thread to such a point that I'm afraid that I've got no option but to sack you.

Well, first of all I'd like to apologize for the behaviour of Citizen of the World, but he is from a circus family and in no way representative of the new modern improved TRF. He is a small vociferous minority; and may I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the Monty Python thread. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than we are prepared to admit.
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