OldRUSHfan Posted November 30, 2019 Share Posted November 30, 2019 (edited) My Nest door neighbor at out main house in Saline, 'B', used to call em odoriFEEous Zephyrs, but I found out from our Encyclopedia Britanica that the correct term is odoriFERous Zephyrs. I told him this at a party in July '77. I was into recording these parties on cassettes, rerecorded these on minidiscs in the mid '90s, now I listen to this every night.to Edited November 30, 2019 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozzy85 Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 You were listening to farts on a cassette? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 1, 2019 Author Share Posted December 1, 2019 You were listening to farts on a cassette? Kinda. you didn't hear anything, because who ever was farting didn't do it on the recorder, but you could tell because of the friends and I reacting to the stench...lol but yes, I do have a tape I recorded farts on from 'back in the day' ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianice Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones.sharts 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. Under the right circumstances those can be funny though. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 1, 2019 Share Posted December 1, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. Under the right circumstances those can be funny though. A quiet moment during Sunday mass with a full congregation? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 My farts smell like a hearty beef stew. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. Under the right circumstances those can be funny though. A quiet moment during Sunday mass with a full congregation? That reminds me of this guy I used to work with. There were a few times during luch where the breakroom went completely quiet for a minute and he would rip a loud one to break the silence. He only did it a few times in the couple years I worked with him but it usually got a good laugh from most of us. He would also pretend like he needed help with something only for the person he was asking for help to come over and find out he just let a real stinker go and he would laugh his ass off. That guy knew how to use his emissions for comedy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 My farts smell like a hearty beef stew. One man’s hearty beef stew is another man’s gas chamber. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canadianice Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones.shartsLOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted December 2, 2019 Share Posted December 2, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. Under the right circumstances those can be funny though. A quiet moment during Sunday mass with a full congregation? That reminds me of this guy I used to work with. There were a few times during luch where the breakroom went completely quiet for a minute and he would rip a loud one to break the silence. He only did it a few times in the couple years I worked with him but it usually got a good laugh from most of us. He would also pretend like he needed help with something only for the person he was asking for help to come over and find out he just let a real stinker go and he would laugh his ass off. That guy knew how to use his emissions for comedy. Some guys would be able to get away with that and reap the rewards of a roomful of laughter. If I did it, I’d be a social outcast with people whispering as I walked in the room, “There’s that gross Blaze guy. He farted in a staff meeting a few years back.” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones. Under the right circumstances those can be funny though. A quiet moment during Sunday mass with a full congregation? That reminds me of this guy I used to work with. There were a few times during luch where the breakroom went completely quiet for a minute and he would rip a loud one to break the silence. He only did it a few times in the couple years I worked with him but it usually got a good laugh from most of us. He would also pretend like he needed help with something only for the person he was asking for help to come over and find out he just let a real stinker go and he would laugh his ass off. That guy knew how to use his emissions for comedy. I knew a guy who used to go across the main street and eat at McDonalds. He must've liked Big Macs. because they gave him the most incomparable gas. he would gas out the whole head of the line sometimes....I used to get a good gas attack after eating at White Castle. I used to go there quite frequently. Double cheese White Castles and Onion chips. Still do sometimes...even though I don't get cheese on them anymore...and I'm not aware that they give me the farts anymore either... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 2, 2019 Author Share Posted December 2, 2019 Good thing they were not Wet ones.shartsLOL I've always believed a fart was the ghost of a turd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjbear05 Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) I guess some folks never heard of "the great crepitation contest." Edited December 10, 2019 by pjbear05 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnRogers Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 (edited) What is the science behind water changing my farts from a hearty beef stew to some kind of wretched stank? Like when in the shower. Edited December 10, 2019 by JohnRogers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I love to fart in public places and embarrass my kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Babycat Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I love to fart in public places and embarrass my kids.My father used to fart in stores and he couldn't care less if anyone heard him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted December 10, 2019 Share Posted December 10, 2019 I love to fart in public places and embarrass my kids.My father used to fart in stores and he couldn't care less if anyone heard him. I'm not your father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldRUSHfan Posted December 11, 2019 Author Share Posted December 11, 2019 (edited) I guess some folks never heard of "the great crepitation contest." I had a friend who made me aware of this and taped a bit of it to listen to. This is still available online. It was made by The Canadian Sports Broadcast... Edited December 11, 2019 by OldRUSHfan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 I guess some folks never heard of "the great crepitation contest." Oh, yes....Lord Windesmere vs. Paul Boomer! Oh! He shit! He shit and has been disqualified! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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