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BEARDS in 2019 heading towards 2020, yes or no?


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The BEARD POLL  

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  1. 1. Are men better with a beard or not? Is a shaved man like a shaved LION?

    • Yes men must have a full extravagant beard, everyone knows women respect them more when they're bearded and full of beardy beardy madness
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    • No men with beards look unkempt, weird, creepy or suspicious
    • Both are equally good
    • Both can be bad it depends on the guy
    • Some men need a beard to look like themselves, without it they look unmanly, like their chin has disappeared down their neck or something
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    • Some men just look crap with a beard like a 70's porn star gone wrong
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    • Some men can't grow a full beard and those pubey bullshit beards are a disgrace and an embarrassment
    • Some men look like the last chicken in the shop when they're clean shaven
    • I like women with beards but only if they look hot!
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    • I like stubble but not a beard, a beard makes me think of Charles Manson
    • I prefer exactly 15 days of growth then they have to shave it and start again, 15 is my middle name
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    • I like a nicely manicured beard but not a mass of hair that looks like arse end of a mammoth
    • I prefer a HUGE ZZ Top style beard or nothing
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    • I prefer a man with a beard on his head
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    • bald head and a beard is the way I style myself, bald like Kojak and bearded like Grizzly Adams!
    • A man without a beard is like a tiger without stripes, like an elephant without his trunk, like a spider without legs!


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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

 

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

 

http://i.imgur.com/e9I36IG.jpg

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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

 

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

 

http://i.imgur.com/e9I36IG.jpg

Unfriendly Mutton Chops

 

Lemmy-Kilmister.jpg?w=980&q=75

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I don't like beards at all.

 

And I especially dislike mustaches.

Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

 

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.

Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.

Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.

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Round about August, I stopped trimming my beard and intended to go full Santa by Christmas. Long story short, in the ensuing power struggle, my wife won, and the gnarliness has been tamed; it's still longer than ever, but not full-on Moses/Walt Whitman/Karl Marx bushy like I wanted.

 

I do still like saying "filthy bearded hipsters," though.

With your name Nova Carmina you don't sound like someone with a Moses beard, or any other beard. You come over as a baby face type.

 

I imagined the one labeled “friendly mutton chops”

 

http://i.imgur.com/e9I36IG.jpg

Unfriendly Mutton Chops

 

Lemmy-Kilmister.jpg?w=980&q=75

 

Holy shit - for a second there i thought that was Total Recall’s Kuato on Lemmy’s face

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I don't like beards at all.

 

And I especially dislike mustaches.

Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

 

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.

Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.

Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.

All hail Herbert John Streicher!

Better known by his stage pseudonym of Harry Reems, whose facial hair while playing Doctor Young in "Deep Throat" brought on the term "pornstache."

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I don't like beards at all.

 

And I especially dislike mustaches.

Then go clean shaven Lorraine! :d13:

 

Someone’s got to look like ‘80s Tom Selleck in order to not look shady wearing a mustache.

Peart’s handlebar in the 70s was good though.

Other than those two I can’t think of anyone else.

Never understood that. It must be a generational thing. Although lately i have seen a couple of 20-something guys with a mustache without the curlicues. I have my full winter beard back and I'm letting my hair grow back out, so I guess I kinda look like a '70's Southern Rock star.

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