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My name is Smoke-Too-Much. Mr. Smoke-Too-Much. :outtahere:

...and through the smoke I can see... yes... I can see the tympanist, one of Britian's best, has lashed himself and a Japanese friend to the kettle drum and is rolling off the stage.

he's in a state of Itsubishi Kyoko McSayonara. He's got to finish himself off by lunchtime or he thinks he's let down the Emperor

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

He must have died while carving it. :crazy: Well, that's what's carved in the thread.

Dear TRF, When I was at school, I was beaten regularly every thirty minutes, and it never did me any harm - except for psychological maladjustment and blurred vision. Yours truly, Flight Lieutenant Ibanez Jem (Mrs).

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the letters on your website. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., Citizen Knickers

Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last letter, before my drift has become apparent. I spent many years in India during the last war and am now a part-time notice board in a prominent public school. Yours etc., Brigadier Ibanez La Rue (deceased). PS. Aaaghhh!

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

What? It's acting innit? Well, I'm a plumber. :hug2: I can't act.

Oh, you never know till you try. Look at Mrs Citizen's son next door. He was mending the fridge when they came and asked him to be The Wild One. What do they want you to do?

You will be playing the part of Montague the forceful yet bitter disillusioned and zany Marxist tycoon in this new play by a very good bearded playwright. Other great British and Welsh actors will be playing only minor roles.

Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in 'Man of La Mancha' which the Bristol Evening Post described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the Bath Chronicle was less than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning...

It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

Well I mean, when I joined TRF I thought I'd get a few decent lines but you end up doing the whole thing. I wouldn't give my lines to a dog.

No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the oldest Rush fan here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.

Don't you shout at me, madam Citizen, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.

You two bloody fighting again? Break it up or I'll put this pick through your heads. :poke:

The way he kept fighting after his head came off!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag. I want you kids to get a-head.
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My name is Smoke-Too-Much. Mr. Smoke-Too-Much. :outtahere:

...and through the smoke I can see... yes... I can see the tympanist, one of Britian's best, has lashed himself and a Japanese friend to the kettle drum and is rolling off the stage.

he's in a state of Itsubishi Kyoko McSayonara. He's got to finish himself off by lunchtime or he thinks he's let down the Emperor

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

He must have died while carving it. :crazy: Well, that's what's carved in the thread.

Dear TRF, When I was at school, I was beaten regularly every thirty minutes, and it never did me any harm - except for psychological maladjustment and blurred vision. Yours truly, Flight Lieutenant Ibanez Jem (Mrs).

Dear Sir, I object strongly to the letters on your website. They are clearly not written by the general public and are merely included for a cheap laugh. Yours sincerely etc., Citizen Knickers

Dear Sir, I object to being objected to by the last letter, before my drift has become apparent. I spent many years in India during the last war and am now a part-time notice board in a prominent public school. Yours etc., Brigadier Ibanez La Rue (deceased). PS. Aaaghhh!

Better. Better. But 'waaaaaghh'! 'Waaaagh'! Hold your hands here ...

What? It's acting innit? Well, I'm a plumber. :hug2: I can't act.

Oh, you never know till you try. Look at Mrs Citizen's son next door. He was mending the fridge when they came and asked him to be The Wild One. What do they want you to do?

You will be playing the part of Montague the forceful yet bitter disillusioned and zany Marxist tycoon in this new play by a very good bearded playwright. Other great British and Welsh actors will be playing only minor roles.

Back in Cardiff, I relived my triumph as Sancho Panza in 'Man of La Mancha' which the Bristol Evening Post described as 'a glittering performance of rare perception', although the Bath Chronicle was less than enthusiastic. In fact it gave me a right panning...

It's dull. Dull. Dull. My God it's dull, it's so desperately dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly DULL

Well I mean, when I joined TRF I thought I'd get a few decent lines but you end up doing the whole thing. I wouldn't give my lines to a dog.

No, the whole premise is silly and it's very badly written. I'm the oldest Rush fan here and I haven't had a funny line yet. So I'm stopping it.

Don't you shout at me, madam Citizen, don't come that tone. Now then, I must ask you to accompany me down to the dairy and do some aptitude tests.

You two bloody fighting again? Break it up or I'll put this pick through your heads. :poke:

The way he kept fighting after his head came off!

Hey, I've got a present for you two kids in that bag. I want you kids to get a-head.

Yes, and you want me to hack a bit off.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours. Edited by Citizen of the World
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip. :o :moon: :o
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip. :o :moon: :o

Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'. Edited by IbanezJem
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip. :o :moon: :o

Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.

Blackhawkrush will engage in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?
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And his limbs all hacked and mangled

Ah! Break up my shop, would you? I've got him! Help! Help! I'm being attacked! Help me, Dr Waring, I'm being attacked.

Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.

Blackhawkrush of the Yard. The same. Only more violent. :smash: Right, Slit Eyes Citizen, I'm arresting you for the impersonation Signor Luchino Ibanez.

In war he`s tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable, Between his quests, he sequins vests and impersonates Ibanez Jem, It's a busy life for Citizen.

I was so worn out I had to come and have a sit-down. I've been here for seven hours.

Now, I know some forums where you get the members lying around in bed. Sleeping, resting, recuperating, convalescing. Well, that's not the way we do things here, right! No, you won't be loafing about in bed wasting 73's time.

Your Majesty 73 is like a dose of clap. :wub:

He's in charge of a group of mad medicos, and when they run wild it's titty jokes galore.

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it? Ugh! Tinny, tinny...Oh dear...ocelot...wasp....yowling...Oh dear, I'm bored...I'd better go and have a bath, I suppose.

So, on November 15th, 2019, Citizen had a really good wash ... starting on his face and arms, he went on to scrub his torso, his legs and his naughty bits, before rinsing his whole body. That November night, he washed seventeen square feet of body area. He used a kilo and a half of catholic soap and nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. It was indeed an impressive sight.

IT'S A CITIZEN'S LIFE TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF IN PUBLIC. :blush:

Well I see Citizen`s role in it as, er, how can I put it best - the nude man - as sort of symbolizing the two separate strands of existence, the essential nudity of man...

All the Rush fans were like that then, they didn't have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism

All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent blackhawkrush and this is Sergeant 73. :fistbump:

Well-this-gentleman-sir-has-just-come-in-to-report-that-he-was-sitting-at-home-with-a-friend-when-he-heard-a-noise-in-the-backroom-went-round-to-investigate-and-found-that-£5,000-in-savings-had-been-stolen.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize to the police about the character of Police Superintendent blackhawkrush. He was not meant to represent the average police officer. Similarly, the reference to 73, the administrator, was the product of a disordered mind and should not be construed as having any other significance.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar Citizen. Get to the search room, and strip. :o :moon: :o

Well, it all started with Citizen losing his clothes as he sat down at the organ, and after this had happened and we had seen the titles of the show we saw 73 dictating a letter to blackhawkrush who thought he was Spanish and who he referred to as a 'harlot' and a 'man of the night' although he preferred to be called a 'courtesan'.

Blackhawkrush will engage in any sexual activity for four quid a week. What does that mean?

The strange, damnable, almost diabolic threads of this extraordinary tangled web of intrigue will shortly reveal a plot so fiendish, so infernal, so heinous... :whipgirl: :moon: :whipgirl: Edited by blackhawkrush
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