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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:

my fish's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:

my film's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps with this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut or... ?
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:

my film's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps with this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut or... ?

...albatross. Do you get wafers with it? :drool:
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:

my film's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps with this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut or... ?

...albatross. Do you get wafers with it? :drool:

I'll bring two, sir, in case one gets scrumpled.
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...pushing forward - Thank you, dear. Now, as sexual excitement mounts... :popcorn:

...the final incredibly expensive climax is reached as thousands of ape monsters in very expensive costumes descend from the sky...

We've just heard the Queen switched over. She's watching the 'News at Ten'. :blah:

... until the name Maudling is almost totally obscured. That is the ned of the nicro-not wens

Well, it may be the end of that, but it's far from the end of - well, in fact it's the beginning - well, not quite the beginning - well, certainly nearer the beginning than the end - well, yes damn it, it is to all intents and purposes the beginning. :wacko:

Now they're moving up to the starting line, there's a jolly good crowd here today. Now they're under starter's orders ... and they're off! Ah, no, they're not.

Baked beans are off.

Darling, you didn't use canned salmon, did you?

Listen buster, it's cold enough to freeze your wrists off, and there's only golly fish to eat. :codger:

my film's name is Eric, Eric the fish. 'E's an 'alibut.

Well, sir, we had a fishy consignment in this morning, so I could nip down to the basement and see if I can come up trumps with this particular requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t. So it was halibut or... ?

...albatross. Do you get wafers with it? :drool:

I'll bring two, sir, in case one gets scrumpled.

Right, stop it. This thread's got silly. Citizen's hair is too long for a vicar, too. :gg:
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Cut the wisecracks blackhawkrush, get to the search room and strip!

Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of blackhawkrush State for Commonwealth Affairs. And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Citizen Social Security! :popcorn:
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Cut the wisecracks blackhawkrush, get to the search room and strip!

Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of blackhawkrush State for Commonwealth Affairs. And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Citizen Social Security! :popcorn:

Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers. And relax.
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Cut the wisecracks blackhawkrush, get to the search room and strip!

Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of blackhawkrush State for Commonwealth Affairs. And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Citizen Social Security! :popcorn:

Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers. And relax.

Well Ibanez, you have won tonight's star prize: the entire Norwich City Council. :codger: :codger: :codger:
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Cut the wisecracks blackhawkrush, get to the search room and strip!

Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of blackhawkrush State for Commonwealth Affairs. And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Citizen Social Security! :popcorn:

Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers. And relax.

Well Ibanez, you have won tonight's star prize: the entire Norwich City Council. :codger: :codger: :codger:

And there are the Aldermen magnificently resplendent in their Aldermanic hose and just look at the power in those thighs.
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Cut the wisecracks blackhawkrush, get to the search room and strip!

Wasn't he marvelous? The Secretary of blackhawkrush State for Commonwealth Affairs. And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Citizen Social Security! :popcorn:

Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers. And relax.

Well Ibanez, you have won tonight's star prize: the entire Norwich City Council. :codger: :codger: :codger:

And there are the Aldermen magnificently resplendent in their Aldermanic hose and just look at the power in those thighs.

Terrific! Thrill to Thomas a Becket's Kierkegaardian moment of choice while making your physique tighter, firmer, neater.
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Mmm, that's wonderful. How many volts is it? :wub:

Right! You want to argue about numbers?

Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? $ :drool: $

Oh no, that's next door. It's being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
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