blackhawkrush Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a bus 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a busAnd what routes will you both be taking? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 22, 2019 Author Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a busAnd what routes will you both be taking?Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes, with the twenty-five minute stop at Frampton Cottrell to stretch our legs, only we had to wait half an hour to get onto the M5 at Droitwich. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 22, 2019 Share Posted July 22, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a busAnd what routes will you both be taking?Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes, with the twenty-five minute stop at Frampton Cottrell to stretch our legs, only we had to wait half an hour to get onto the M5 at Droitwich.Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 23, 2019 Share Posted July 23, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a busAnd what routes will you both be taking?Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes, with the twenty-five minute stop at Frampton Cottrell to stretch our legs, only we had to wait half an hour to get onto the M5 at Droitwich.Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. Oh no, blackhawkrush, you mustn't miss your train. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 23, 2019 Author Share Posted July 23, 2019 Ibanez, these flowers :rose: are from the gentleman Citizen waiting outside.Oh, yes, and, what's more, because we don't believe in all that Papist claptrap, we can take precautions.it does worry some people - I don't know why - but they are a little sensitive so I take the precaution of asking on these occasions.Citizen, how dare you! What's the meaning of this? How could you do this to me, after all we've been through? Dammit, I love you.Citizen... kiss me ... err ... put your hand on my thigh.Citizen, you don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate. :eyeroll:Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Citizen! Oh, he is a naughty person, and he must pay the penalty.Mr. Ibanez, your client has already pleaded guilty to the parking offense. It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen againI'm going to have one final fling before I leave this thread, so I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:But you can't. We haven't done anything illegal!All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a busAnd what routes will you both be taking?Well, we usually reckon on five and a half hours and it took us six hours and fifty-three minutes, with the twenty-five minute stop at Frampton Cottrell to stretch our legs, only we had to wait half an hour to get onto the M5 at Droitwich.Well, you can't blame British Rail for that. Oh no, blackhawkrush, you mustn't miss your train.Hardly daring to believe, blackhawkrush led his expedition on to the 3.47. Forty minutes later, via Clapham, Fulham, Chiswick and Brentford, they approached their goal: Hounslow. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 (edited) ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert: Edited July 24, 2019 by blackhawkrush 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 24, 2019 Share Posted July 24, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 24, 2019 Author Share Posted July 24, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly bunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 25, 2019 Author Share Posted July 25, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? l'd ... love ... to. Hairdressing is very interesting. And very important, too. If you don't care for your scalp, you get rabies 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackhawkrush Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? l'd ... love ... to. Hairdressing is very interesting. And very important, too. If you don't care for your scalp, you get rabiesNo, not quite, but...er...just look in here. Yes. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citizen of the World Posted July 26, 2019 Author Share Posted July 26, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? l'd ... love ... to. Hairdressing is very interesting. And very important, too. If you don't care for your scalp, you get rabiesNo, not quite, but...er...just look in here. Yes.What would we see if we look out of the yard? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbanezJem Posted July 26, 2019 Share Posted July 26, 2019 ...where there were halls and palaces, an excellent swimming pool and one of the most attractive bonus incentive schemes for industrial development in the city. :ebert:Father Citizen, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Ibanez, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning With J - Father Citizen, why did you stay on here?For the water-skiing :D-13: and for the travel.What a silly buntWe mustn't fight each other! Surely we should be united against the common enemy!Well, people would keep taking my hairdryer and never returning it.You wouldn't rather just have it combed, would you sir? l'd ... love ... to. Hairdressing is very interesting. And very important, too. If you don't care for your scalp, you get rabiesNo, not quite, but...er...just look in here. Yes.What would we see if we look out of the yard?Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down, and bounced against rising thighs. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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