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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

banking, yes, yes, banking that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

banking, yes, yes, banking that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.

:yes: You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase. Money, money, money makes the world go round.
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

banking, yes, yes, banking that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.

:yes: You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase. Money, money, money makes the world go round.

How much do you want for the gourd?
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

banking, yes, yes, banking that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.

:yes: You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase. Money, money, money makes the world go round.

How much do you want for the gourd?

the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket
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Er, I'm afraid Ibanez's fallen through the Earth's crust. Er, excuse me a moment... :laughing guy:

I've had my lot of the Arctic Circle. I wish I was back in Oldham ...

Ah one of our adventure holidays!

No ... we chased sticks ... we chased a few reindeer...

Oh, you must be tired. It's a long way from Coventry, isn't it? You must be dying for a cup of tea. :spitwater:

But if I was dying, I wouldn't bother to carve 'Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh'. I'd just say it.

Very good speaking voice. :wub:

Ah, well, I don't want you to get the impression it's just a question of the number of words... um... I mean, getting them in the right order is just as important.

I thought you did that so well, Mr. Ibanez. :notworthy: Could I have your autograph?

Ecrivez-vous votre nom dans mon livre des hommes célèbrites, s'il vous plait. Là, au-dessous de Denis Compton

Not too bad, now let's try it with somebody else. Er, Mr. Mariolini. :popcorn:

Er... I forget my name for the moment but I am a merchant banker.

banking, yes, yes, banking that's a man's life, isn't it? Banking, travel, excitement, adventure, thrills, decisions affecting people's lives.

:yes: You can keep your Marxist ways, for it's only just a phase. Money, money, money makes the world go round.

How much do you want for the gourd?

the briefcase and the umbrella and the two pens in your breast pocket

Now then, this sort of extra-curricular capitalist expansion has got to stop. I made it quite clear when Blackhawkrush tried to go public, that these massive stock exchange deals must not happen in TRF.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx: Edited by blackhawkrush
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:

Blackhawkrush KILLED OUTRIGHT, BOWLED ODINGA - 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

C.O.T. World LEGS OFF BEFORE WICKET, BOWLED ODINGA - 2112.

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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:

Blackhawkrush KILLED OUTRIGHT, BOWLED ODINGA - 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

C.O.T. World LEGS OFF BEFORE WICKET, BOWLED ODINGA - 2112.

Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop that post there, as some of the words which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our users. Though not to me, I can tell you. :drool:
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:

Blackhawkrush KILLED OUTRIGHT, BOWLED ODINGA - 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

C.O.T. World LEGS OFF BEFORE WICKET, BOWLED ODINGA - 2112.

Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop that post there, as some of the words which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our users. Though not to me, I can tell you. :drool:

I remember blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:

Blackhawkrush KILLED OUTRIGHT, BOWLED ODINGA - 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

C.O.T. World LEGS OFF BEFORE WICKET, BOWLED ODINGA - 2112.

Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop that post there, as some of the words which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our users. Though not to me, I can tell you. :drool:

I remember blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that.

Basically blackhawkrush is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.
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And now, Comrades, the greatest moment of the day, the moment when I ask you to welcome the return of one of Russia's greatest heroes, creator of SOCN, Jarg's greatest friend, Lev Ibanez Trotsky! :syrinx:

No, not that moment. Although that moment is coming, in a moment

Well, we'll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. So, we'll be back again in just a few years. :codger:

...and we're just getting an interesting development now, which is that attachments for rotary mowers - that is mowers that have a central circular blade - are relatively inexpensive!

Oh honestly Ibanez, why do we always have to buy everything just because the Cheap-Laughs have one?

They're a couple of little bastards. I hate 'em. They've got eyes like little pigs, just like their mother. She's a disaster ... a really horrible-looking person, she is.

Oh, well, bring them round for tea tomorrow.

It's a standing buffet only.

Mr ibanezJem, will you stand up please

Sadly, I cannot be with TRF tonight, but I have sent my fridge.This is the fridge in which I keep most of my milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that I should send this fridge, of all of my fridges, to be with TRF tonight.

Er, can you put it in the kitchen? Can you turn it on and connect it up, Citizen? :unsure:

Well, I don't know. What we can do for you is take it back to the depot, get a transfer slip from Crump to Ibanez, and put it on a special delivery.

Typical of Ibanez's hostile opening spell was his dismissal of V.E. Citizen, who offered no resistance to this delivery... :smash:

Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, how very nice. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Leslie Ibanez, the Chairman of the Test Selection Committee, and I'm very pleased to be able to tell you that this thread has been chosen as the venue for the Third Test against the West Indies.

Oh, shut up Ibanez or we'll close the bar. And now 73 is running up to bowl to Citizen, he runs up, he bowls to Citizen... :16ton:

Blackhawkrush KILLED OUTRIGHT, BOWLED ODINGA - 1-0-0-1-0-0-1

C.O.T. World LEGS OFF BEFORE WICKET, BOWLED ODINGA - 2112.

Ah, well I'm afraid we have to stop that post there, as some of the words which followed were of a violent nature which might have proved distressing to some of our users. Though not to me, I can tell you. :drool:

I remember blackhawkrush was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that.

Basically blackhawkrush is a very gentle, home-loving person. I remember when one of his stick insects had a knee infection. He stayed up all night rubbing it with germoline and banging its head on the table.

He had been running a successful escort agency - high class, no really, high class girls -- we didn't have any of "that" - that was right out.
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