RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Van Earlen - Hot For WendyEarlosmith - Wendy's Got a GunEarlst - Per Aspera Ad Inwendy Honourable mention:ÖRL - E.T.A. (Extra Terrestrial Alimony) :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are killing me my brother! Incredible stuff!!!!!! A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A song I totally HATE is "Wendy." Signed, The Beach Boys 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.You crack me up. You and Early are both one of a kind. Hahahaha! My gf calls me "Early" because as you know I'm actually a night owl. Some hate me, some love me, but at the end of the day you all know that I am quite a "HOOT!" LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 "And she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks " :|What's up??How long did it take you to write your Earl Ode?About 10 minutes, but really 5 with an extra 5 to sort out typos and just mess with certain lines that didn't sound right.You crack me up. You and Early are both one of a kind.One of the same kind?? Doesn't that make us copies?? We are brothers. Damn I have so many brothers and sisters on here. WOW! Not bad for a loud mouthed drunk punk of crack meth and heroin!!!! I'm just a "Rock And Roll Junkie." Love, MOTELY FUKKKING CRUE 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Never Let You Go - Steelheart You are funny! I wish I could let her go. Sadly I'm just her ATM Machine with feet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Theme song from Escape from New York by John Carpenter. Of course. A distant second would be "Wendy" by The Beach Boys... "Wendy, Wendy what went wrongOh so wrongWe went together for so long I never thought a guy could cry'Til you made it with another guyOh Wendy, Wendy left me aloneHurt so bad" ...but naturally, it'd be the Steel Panther cover of this Beach Boys tune. Oh shit JB! You stole my thunder! I just wrote "Wendy" by the Beach Boys. Great minds do drink I mean think alike! Classic dude! Says it all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 :musicnote: Wendy let me in,I wanna be your friend :musicnote: Born To Run - Bruce Hahahaha! I wish I could run but I have to pay my dues. More like "I Wanna Be Your Dog." Signed, The Stooges 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 http://www.youtube.c...h?v=5yrx9pezxF8 I love it Cat! One Bad Apple! Another beaut! Great tune! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 Wendy, Wendy, bo-bendyBanana-fana fo fendyMee my mo mendy- Wendy! Hahahahahaha! Chica! You are killing me. CLASSIC! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. Perfect! Def Leppard has residency in Vegas this summer! Hey Duck! LET IT GO! I mean LET'S GO! LOL! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 I'm guessing his favourite song is Mean Streak by Y&T. And he sings it like this: Motorhead Overkill everyday of the week still it ain't f***ing loud enough,Wendy's been spending Earl's money so fast that's green he's never even seen,Put a metal album on and she just says when will it end?Keeping her mouth shut is toughBut opening her thighs is a thousand times tougherHe'll get an Olympic gold medal if he ever manages to stuff her She's got a mean streak,Wendy is a blonde thin little bitch with a mean streak,Everybody knows she's got his bank account on a leash, and she's a diet geek,She'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freak Every time that I look at you Earl, I can see Wendy is on your mindYou tried so hard to give her a good bump and grind,Big Tit Porn, Big Alimony check, big ass dollar stack,You better bend her over, and f**k her till you're blind Wendy got a mean streak,she's gold digging whore with a greenback mean streak,Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, and she's a blonde sneakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates Priest and Maiden because she says that metal is weak...but... How badly does Wendy hate RUSH?She just wanna break, break, break all your albumsShe's gonna break your car stereo with superglue too It could've been different, if you'd only said goodbye,Before you were married for 10 yearsAll you got is chump change now, till you get her married off to a mugHow could she f**k your rear until it bleeds ass tears? Earl's ex got a mean streak,she's an anorexic geek of the week with a mean streak,Everybody knows she's got Earl's wallet on a leash, she's acts like an ass leakShe'll laugh in his face, because alimony is 1000 a weekEarl's never good enough in the mind of the woman who hates that he's a RUSH freakAnd she hates KISS and Van Halen because she says that men in tights are just try hard tranny dicks HAHAHAHA! Holy Shit Duck! You have outdone yourself! Sorry, I haven't been around in a while. Lot's of shit happing with the business. Simply incredible Pat and you nailed it with ONE of my favorite songs of all time! EPIC!!!!! It's ok buddy! June 1st is going to be a great day! Child support ends and I will save 375 a week! AMEN! Anyway, when I read your caption my brain instantly thought of "Hemispheres" side one. Does that count as a favorite song??? There are so many Duck. Love the lyrics. Funny but I'm seeing Y&T on Saturday nite at The Fillmore. We call it The "Philmore" for the late great Phil Kennemore. The boys are going to leave me an after party pass so I can hang out with the guys after the show! I should print your lyrics and read it to them. LOL!! PRICELESS!Yeah that'd be good, the great Dave Meniketti reading my shite? Excellent! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 What I would like to see is Earl and Treeduck let loose together for a night on the town. They are two peas in a pod. The question is what town they should do this in? Vegas seems like a good place. Maybe Def Leppard or someone like that will be doing a residency and they can plan it around that. Perfect! Def Leppard has residency in Vegas this summer! Hey Duck! LET IT GO! I mean LET'S GO! LOL!AYE! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl!Every day is like a new birthday for our one and only Trip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat 3 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper?Lord Duck himself is your birthday stripper. :) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 5, 2019 Author Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Hahahahahaha! I fuckking love you guys and gals! I'm so bored tonight! I'm gonna watch "THE DIRT" for my fifth time!!! The movie is EPIC! It just hits home for me. I grew up with The Crue!!! I lived it! Seen it! But I'm a Rush nerd. I only drink beer. "EARLS EARLS EARLS" How lame is that? LOL!! It's nice having a local girl again Pat. I'm like the Energizer Bunny. I mean a bunny on the cover of "Presto." It's nice that I can still "wave my magic wand." LOL! "That's entertainment!" Signed, "SUPERCUMDUCTOR" LOL!!!!!! NO FILTER ON A PUBLIC FORUM! I am a MOTLEY FOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Hahahahahaha! I fuckking love you guys and gals! I'm so bored tonight! I'm gonna watch "THE DIRT" for my fifth time!!! The movie is EPIC! It just hits home for me. I grew up with The Crue!!! I lived it! Seen it! But I'm a Rush nerd. I only drink beer. "EARLS EARLS EARLS" How lame is that? LOL!! It's nice having a local girl again Pat. I'm like the Energizer Bunny. I mean a bunny on the cover of "Presto." It's nice that I can still "wave my magic wand." LOL! "That's entertainment!" Signed, "SUPERCUMDUCTOR" LOL!!!!!! NO FILTER ON A PUBLIC FORUM! I am a MOTLEY FOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL! Of course you can “wave your magic wand” when you’re shaking it like you’re mixing a COCKtail! And what do you mean you “only drink beer”?! What’s wrong with whiskey you blessed & cursed bastard! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 5, 2019 Share Posted April 5, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Falling on the ground like a clumsy oaf is a turn on for Earl! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Hahahahahaha! I fuckking love you guys and gals! I'm so bored tonight! I'm gonna watch "THE DIRT" for my fifth time!!! The movie is EPIC! It just hits home for me. I grew up with The Crue!!! I lived it! Seen it! But I'm a Rush nerd. I only drink beer. "EARLS EARLS EARLS" How lame is that? LOL!! It's nice having a local girl again Pat. I'm like the Energizer Bunny. I mean a bunny on the cover of "Presto." It's nice that I can still "wave my magic wand." LOL! "That's entertainment!" Signed, "SUPERCUMDUCTOR" LOL!!!!!! NO FILTER ON A PUBLIC FORUM! I am a MOTLEY FOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL! Of course you can “wave your magic wand” when you’re shaking it like you’re mixing a COCKtail! And what do you mean you “only drink beer”?! What’s wrong with whiskey you blessed & cursed bastard! Hahahaha! "Wine is fine but whiskey's quicker." Love, OZZY Not a big fan of whisky buddy, but this "BASTARD" does have a bottle of Sinatra Jack in the house. A cursed and blessed MOTLEY CRUE! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 It's like I created a new birthday for Earl! Where’s the birthday stripper? Falling on the ground like a clumsy oaf is a turn on for Earl! Oh yeah baby, she can fall right on my face. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 This stripper is approved by Tommy Lee! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treeduck Posted April 6, 2019 Author Share Posted April 6, 2019 This stripper is approved by Tommy Lee!It's probably one of Tommy's ex's although if it was she'd be living in mansion... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSHHEAD666 Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 This stripper is approved by Tommy Lee!It's probably one of Tommy's ex's although if it was she'd be living in mansion... Which dude has fukkkked more chicks? Paul Stanley, Vince Neil or Tommy Lee? Pat! Have you seen "The Dirt." It's EPIC! Watched it again last night. I never watch a movie this many times. I'm in love with this movie! "TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE!" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 This stripper is approved by Tommy Lee!It's probably one of Tommy's ex's although if it was she'd be living in mansion... Which dude has fukkkked more chicks? Paul Stanley, Vince Neil or Tommy Lee? Paul. He’s 9 years older than Vince, 10 than Tommy. That’s many more years of banging. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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