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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want

Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.

That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:

Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.

Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:

I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?

No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..

Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!

You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me

Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontinentia Buttocks. Edited by IbanezJem
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on! Edited by IbanezJem
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! :gumby:
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! :gumby:

Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! :gumby:

Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! :gumby:

Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.

Your wife interested in photographs? Photographs, "he asked him knowingly". ;)
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Well ... yes ... um, IbanezJem is a kind of psychiatrist he's ... he's not a proper psychiatrist. He's not er ... fully qualified ... in, um, quite the sort of way we should want
Ah, no, no. My name is spelt "IbanezJem", but it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove.
That's going to cause a little confusion. Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear? :unsure:
Ssshhh! I think my wife is beginning to suspect something.
Shut up you silly bitch, it was only a bit of Monty Python fun. :wtf:
I see. Do you want the full argument, or are you thinking of taking a course?
No, no, the word, 'intercourse' - good and woody...Inter...course... pert...pert thighs...botty, botty botty....erogenous...zone...concubine...erogenous zone! Loose woman...erogenous zone..
Yes, good. Nibbling the earlobe, kneading the buttocks...and so and so forth. We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris!
You must spank her well, and after you have spanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, spank me
Oh Robert, I thought you loved ME? :boohoo:
He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. Incontentina Buttocks.

The Rush Forum would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that post. It is not TRF policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, botty or wee-wees.

Citizen of the World. Come at me with that banana then. Come and attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on!

in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch

Blimey, whatever did I give the wife? :facepalm:

Shut up and stop slouching. Now, the reason I called you in here today is my wife is having a little trouble with her...erm...waterworks. I think she needs a little attention. Now, which one of you is the surgeon? Come on, I know one of you is. Which is it?

Gloves ... glasses... moustache... handkerchief... I'm going to operate!! :gumby:

Hello, good evening, and welcome to another edition of Blood, Death, War, Devastation and Horror. And later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening. But first on the show we have a man who speaks entirely in anagrams.

Well as I say, you'd just be talking and out'll pudenda the wrong word and ashtray's your uncle. It's so embarrassing when my wife and I go to an orgy.

Your wife interested in photographs? Photographs, "he asked him knowingly". ;)

photographing royalty on the loo, averting World War Three - can't be bad - and, er learning to read
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world. Edited by IbanezJem
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?

I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?

I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:

You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail...
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?

I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:

You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail...

I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly.
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Ooh, he's a clever little boy. He's a clever little boy... Do you like your rattle? Do you like your rattle? Look at his little eyes following it... look at his iggy piggy piggy little eyeballs, eh... ooh... he's got a tubby tum tum. Oh, he's got a tubby tum tum!

Mrs Ratbag, if you don't mind me saying so, you're badly in need of an expensive course of psychiatric treatment. :crazy:

Professor, you were responsible for finding Scanty-Panties and Golden Goddess High-Lift Bras on planets which were never thought able to sustain life, and now that man has discovered a new galaxy do you think we're going to see underwear become even naughtier?

a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

Mount Everest. Forbidding. Aloof. Terrifying. The mountain with the biggest tits in the world.

The object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year's expedition. :drool: :whipgirl: :drool:

The dig was going well that year, We had discovered some Hittite baking dishes from the fifth dynasty, and Sir Robert was happier than I had ever seen him.

Thank you Robert. Well that seems to be about all we have time for tonight. Unless anyone has anything else to say. Has anyone anything else to say?

I want to have Raquel Welch drop on top of me. :drool:

You have green, scaly skin and a series of yellow underbellies running down your tail...

I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly.

Erm... that sounds good. Anyway just have a look... take your time. Oh, err... by the way - got a bit of a dirty fork, could you ... err.. get me another one?
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