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Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t-t-t.

Oh dear, Mr. Citizen Bulstrode's stuck again. :(

And now for something completely different -- a man with a tape recorder up his nose.

Another time when I was in Cairo, I was disguised as a water hydrant. The whole part of my head had been removed and... :yay:

He was better when the head came off

I would like to see John the Baptist's impersonation of Graham Hill. :D-13:

I don't get a million dollars to act out of a trench. I played Miss St John the Baptist in a trench.

Othello's a bugger too, mind you, especially the cleaning up afterwards, but he has nine hundred and forty-one words less than Hamlet

Well, how about this, sir. "Bum Biters." :drool: :moon: :drool:

Mangy scots git! What's he do, nibble your bum?

Sshhh! Well 73, I understand that you, 73, have a.....50% bonus in the region of what you say

Cor, what a lovely bit of stuff. I'd like to get my fingers around those. :coy:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got HUGE...tracts of land!

so absolutely huge. Gosh, we're all really impressed down here

Shall we lower down one of the BBC ropes? 73, get the longest BBC rope, and bring it here pronto. :scared:

We shall use my largest scales!

I use Rancid Polecat number two. It keeps my skin nice and scaly. :tempted:

You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on. Edited by blackhawkrush
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this :chickendance: gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way.
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this :chickendance: gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way.

Go away or I will taunt you a second time
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this :chickendance: gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way.

Go away or I will taunt you a second time

Be careful! You know what he's like after a few novels! Oh Blackhawk, you'd better go.

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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this :chickendance: gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way.

Go away or I will taunt you a second time

Be careful! You know what he's like after a few novels! Oh Blackhawk, you'd better go.

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
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You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles.

Something very funny's happening to me. I think I'd better go and see someone. :outtahere:

To be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Don't you call my husband 'Big Nose'!

Citizen Vera darling. My little banana, my little fruit salad. Dammit, I love you. :wub:

Is that your wife? Oh, I get the picture, eh? Well don't worry about me Hawky boy, I know all about one-night stands!

Would you like me to show you the door? :poke: You stupid, interfering little rat!

Well it's not a question of wanting to be a mouse. It just sort of happens to you. All of a sudden you realize, that's what you want to be.

I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me 'Loretta'.

:hug2: Oh sit down,Citizen! Sit down. There'll be plenty of time for that later on.

He was a gentleman, Blackhawkrush, and what's more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.

I'm not dead yet. I'm getting better. I don't want to go on the cart! :scared:

Thank God for that. For one ghastly moment I thought I was... too late. If only more people would call in the nick of time

:16ton: We was too late...the Rev. Blackhawk saw the light.

You'd be amazed at the number of people who really don't want me. I mean, even doing this :chickendance: gets people looking at me in the most extraordinary way.

Go away or I will taunt you a second time

Be careful! You know what he's like after a few novels! Oh Blackhawk, you'd better go.

We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:
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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

It's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"
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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

It's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"

I keep hearing guitars playing :Alex: and people singing :geddy: when there's no one around.
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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

It's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"

I keep hearing guitars playing :Alex: and people singing :geddy: when there's no one around.

I know, but they've got beautiful speaking voices, haven't they?

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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

It's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"

I keep hearing guitars playing :Alex: and people singing :geddy: when there's no one around.

I know, but they've got beautiful speaking voices, haven't they?

Oh I see, sort of " Mr. Smarmy, so-called Harold Wilson can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts?" :blah:
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We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.

One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Bloody do-gooders. :moon:

Mr. Blackhawk, this is no common problem. You are suffering from a disease so rare that it hasn't got a name. Not yet. But it will have. Oh yes.

It's pronounced "Throatwobbler Mangrove"

I keep hearing guitars playing :Alex: and people singing :geddy: when there's no one around.

I know, but they've got beautiful speaking voices, haven't they?

Oh I see, sort of " Mr. Smarmy, so-called Harold Wilson can call himself pragmatic until he's blue in the breasts?" :blah:

Highlights of that broadcast will be discussed later by Lord George-Brown, ex-Foreign Secretary
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