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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.

We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.

We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty...de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.

We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty...de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name, er just said it - big bloke
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.

We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty...de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name, er just said it - big bloke

Our four...no...amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise...I'll come in again. :outtahere:
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

:tsk: I personally think this is going to make Ron a household name overnight.

We did think once of having it changed by deed-poll, you know - to Watson or something like that. But A Snivelling Little Rat-Faced Watson's just as bad eh?

Why is it that nobody remembers the name of Johann Gambolputty...de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nurnburger-bratwustle-gernspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shonedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

and er, this bloke comes in - bloke comes in - what's his name - what's his name, er just said it - big bloke

Our four...no...amongst our weapons...amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise...I'll come in again. :outtahere:

Right. Oh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if, uh, if-if-if we... *hic*

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

This is Maurice Zatapathique...Roger Thompson...Roger Thompson...Maurice Zatapathique. :fistbump:
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

This is Maurice Zatapathique...Roger Thompson...Roger Thompson...Maurice Zatapathique. :fistbump:

Bonsoir -- ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français...maintenant...baa-aa, baa-aa... :baabaa:

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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

This is Maurice Zatapathique...Roger Thompson...Roger Thompson...Maurice Zatapathique. :fistbump:

Bonsoir -- ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français...maintenant...baa-aa, baa-aa... :baabaa:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. :drool: :moon: :drool:
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

This is Maurice Zatapathique...Roger Thompson...Roger Thompson...Maurice Zatapathique. :fistbump:

Bonsoir -- ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français...maintenant...baa-aa, baa-aa... :baabaa:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. :drool: :moon: :drool:

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public
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Please do carry on ... because that is in fact why we wanted you on the thread

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous admin talent, this really huge admin talent. :wub:

In fact I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, if you take my meaning.

I'm afraid the Minister 73 has fallen through the Earth's crust. :o There's another script on the way down, Minister 73.

later in the day had long discussions with the Minister for running upstairs two at a time, flinging the door open and saying 'Ha, ha! Caught you, Mildred'

Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise...our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.

Bet that's a job and a half, ma'am. :notworthy:

Have you anything a bit more modern, you know, like a job on the buses, or digging the underground?

I have to get up in the morning at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I go to bed, drink a cup of sulfuric acid, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill, and pay mill owner for permission to come to work.

Mr. Wentworth just told me to come in here and say that there was some trouble at the mill, that's all. I didn't expect a kind of Spanish Inquisition. :wtf:

I'm not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles or Mary Biggles if I'm dressed as my wife, but never señor.

I'm French! Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly Citizen?

Oh yes I like them. I mean, they think well don't they? I mean, be fair - Pascal.

This is Maurice Zatapathique...Roger Thompson...Roger Thompson...Maurice Zatapathique. :fistbump:

Bonsoir -- ici nous avons les diagrammes modernes d'un mouton anglo-français...maintenant...baa-aa, baa-aa... :baabaa:

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room and strip. :drool: :moon: :drool:

It's a man's life taking your clothes off in public

I would only perform a scene in which there was total frontal nudity.

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