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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes Edited by Citizen of the World
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO!...Too late!

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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO!...Too late!

Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. :tsk:
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO!...Too late!

Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. :tsk:

Say no more!
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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO!...Too late!

Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. :tsk:

Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

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Not to leave the room, even if you come and get him, we're not to enter the room, and you'll come and get him.

You were lucky to have a room! We used to have to live in the corridor!

We had an eighteen-roomed villa overlooking Nice. :P

I think it's a stinking dump

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this latest model. Then why not come to us. We supply only the very best models

The owner is hiding in my bathroom. :bang bang: The owner was hiding in my bathroom.

He is sole proprietor and owner of the Whizzo Chocolate Company?

Wouldn't mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake...delicious... :drool:

I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cup cakes

Go on, protest, do something about it, assault the manager, demand your money back. :madra:

Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.

None of them went in the cage, or swung on the little wooden trapeze or ate any of the nice millet seed yum, yum

What do you think, George? :codger: Give him another twenty seconds.

FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE, ZERO!...Too late!

Shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. :tsk:

Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?
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Say no more!

I cannot tell, suffice to say it is one of the words the Knights of TRF cannot hear!

Did he say splunge? :scared:

Strewth!

Lemon curry?

Wake up :bitchslap: my little lemon. Come to my arms.

No, no, I must speak. When I, when I came to this thread, I had two arms, two good arms, but when the time came to... to lose one, I .. I gave it gladly, I smiled as they cut if off, because I knew there was a future for mankind. I ... I knew there was hope... so long as men were prepared to give their limbs And when the time came for me to give my other arm I... I gave it gladly. I... I sang as they sawed it off.

Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

so I do most of the heavy work

See how he uses a spanner to tighten that nut. :notworthy:

Ladies and gentlemen, the incomparably superior human being, Harry Fink!

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

He doesn't do anything. He just sits out there on the lawn. He just sits there, all day and every day. :boohoo:

What is it that attracts someone like Mr. A to this way of life?

People are saying that the kid ought to be buried. His head's come off in the last six fights.

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