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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! You tit. :moon:

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! You tit. :moon:

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! You tit. :moon:

Tit. Tit. Oh, that's very tinny, isn't it?

Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face

Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all. :scared:
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face

Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all. :scared:

All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face

Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all. :scared:

All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:
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Oh my goodness. I do beg your pardon. How dreadful. The first day in my new parish, I completely... :drool: so sorry!

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip

I knew I'd disturb you, I knew I'd disturb you. It always happens...whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with.

Oh no dad, you're not. :moon: Well, I think I'll get to sleep. I'm a bit tired after the wedding.

Well, things turned out all right in the end, but you musn't ask how 'cos it's naughty. They're all married and living quite well in a council estate near Dulwich.

I know, but...I want the girl that I marry to have a certain....special....something.... :musicnote: :musicnote:

the girl with the biggest tits

Yes, you realize of course, Citizen, that Rosamund is still rather young. :tsk:

She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

I don't know how she puts up with it after all the trouble she's had with her you-know-what. ;)

I'm afraid I don't quite follow you

I do wish you'd listen, Citizen. It's perfectly simple. If you're not getting your hair cut, you don't have to move your brother's clothes down to the lower peg.

It's just that his brain is so tiny that the slightest movement can dislodge it. :bitchslap:

My brain hurts :gumby:

I used to wake Citizen up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn't getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet.

You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face

Pretty strong meat there from Citizen who is saying, of course, that ultimately materialism, in this case the 73 lettuce, must destroy us all. :scared:

All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:

there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty
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All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:

there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty

And once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel.

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All right, smarty-pants. Come at me with that raspberry. Come on! Be as vicious as you like with it!

Not after a Rubens...all those cherries... :wacko:

there is the Cherry Fondue. This is extremely nasty

And once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney's Red Barrel.

Two pints of wallop please, love. Still driving the Jensen then? Cheer up Jack it may never happen, what's your poison then?
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