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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.
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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?
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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Oh, Citizen Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :hockeygoon:
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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Oh, Citizen Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :hockeygoon:

Aaaugh! Don't say that word.

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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Oh, Citizen Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :hockeygoon:

Aaaugh! Don't say that word.

These are the words that are not to be used again on this thread:

B*M

B*TTY

P*X

KN*CKERS

W**-W**

SEMPRINI

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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Oh, Citizen Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :hockeygoon:

Aaaugh! Don't say that word.

These are the words that are not to be used again on this thread:

B*M

B*TTY

P*X

KN*CKERS

W**-W**

SEMPRINI

BURMA!!!

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Just one bottle. Just one jot. Just one tittle. That's the lot.

Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. :moon:

The Reverend Citizen, the Dirty Vicar of St Geddy's.

Our religion is the first Church to cater for the naughty type of person. If you'd like a bit of 'Beneath, Between and Behind' - and who doesn't now and again - then see Vera and Ciceley during the hymns.

Jean-Paul Sartre and Jean Genet won't know what's hit them. :cheerleader: :unsure: :cheerleader:

Vimally annihilating by midfield moral argument the now surely obsolescent catennachio defensive philosophy of Signor Alberto Fanffino.

No, it doesn't. What's Latin for 'Roman'? Come on! :bitchslap:

Non conosgeve parliamente, signor devo me parlo sono Italiano di Roma quando il habitare de Milano.

La llama es un cuadrúpedo, que vive en los grandes ríos como el Amazonas!

I know what literature is, you dago dustbin.

The sunsoot...the siunsiett...the sunset! The sunset...was...deeing… :bang bang: :sundog:

Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop, in the foot of the magic oak tree, by the wobbly dumdum bush, in the shade of the magic glade, down in Dingly Dell. There he sold contraceptives...

Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties

That's not the point. We could have it any time we wanted. :hug2: And, what's more, we can take precautions.

Oh blackhawkrush, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening?

Oh, Citizen Robert, tell me I'm beautiful. :hockeygoon:

Aaaugh! Don't say that word.

These are the words that are not to be used again on this thread:

B*M

B*TTY

P*X

KN*CKERS

W**-W**

SEMPRINI

BURMA!!!

Please, don't panic. This is your captain speaking... do not rush for the lifeboats ... women, children, Red Indians, spacemen and a sort of idealized version of complete Renaissance Men first!
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'? Edited by Citizen of the World
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.
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This is your Captain MacPherson welcoming you aboard East Scottish Airways. You'll have had your tea. :macallan: Our destination is Glasgow. There is no need to panic.

these people are streaming north of the border at the rate of thousands every hour. If we don't act fast, Scotland will be choked with Scotsmen...

And now for something completely different...a Scotsman on a horse!

...and so RSM Urdoch and Sapper MacDonald made their way towards the Russian bolder...

So, you have duped us. You shall pay for this. Guards, seize him! :codger: :unsure: :codger:

Guards! Make sure Citizen doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

...in 11 years, 2 months, 26 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes, 27 seconds. :popcorn:

Well that's a long time for someone who's just had a routine checkup.

Yes, to be absolutely blunt, you're worried about your enormous hooter, and you want me to hack a bit off.

Look, would you mind running along for ten minutes? :hug2: Make it half an hour.

I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again

:musicnote: Calling all squad cars in the areaaaaaaaa! :musicnote:

The police are anxious to speak to anyone who saw the crime, ladies with large breasts, or just anyone who likes policemen

Oh, I thought you were er :whipgirl: I like the police a lot. I've got a lot of time for them.

Them' ... 'Them' ... blackhawkrush was obviously referring to the people who turned him into a Scotsman. If only we knew who 'They' were ... And why 'They' were doing it... Who are 'Them'?

What are the figures, what are the facts, what do people mean when they talk about things? Blackhawk Hardacre of the Economic Affairs Bureau.

That I don't know. I just don't know. I really just don't know. I'm afraid I really just don't know. I'm afraid even I really just don't know. I have to tell you I'm afraid even I really just don't know.

Oh, come on, lad! Come on, out wi' it! You tit. :moon:
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