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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. :bitchslap:
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. :bitchslap:

Please excuse Citizen, he may not be very beautiful, and he may have no money, and he may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand......sorry, I can't think of anything.

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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. :bitchslap:

Please excuse Citizen, he may not be very beautiful, and he may have no money, and he may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand......sorry, I can't think of anything.

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent :D-13: this really huge talent.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. :bitchslap:

Please excuse Citizen, he may not be very beautiful, and he may have no money, and he may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand......sorry, I can't think of anything.

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent :D-13: this really huge talent.

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.
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Well, I don't want to show my hand too early, but what sort of sum did you have in mind? :drool:

The lure of the lira! The glitter and the glory of the guinea! The romance of the ruble! The feel of the franc!

I'll not interrupt this post for a pound. :)

No, no, no, I don't follow this at all, I mean, I don't want to seem stupid but it looks to me as though I'm a pound down on the whole deal.

Oh, follow me. Follow me! That's good, that's good! A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't need to follow me. You don't need to follow anybody!

That's a bloody lie! :notworthy: :Neil: :notworthy:

Oh quick, get the sword out I want to cut his head off!

:tsk: He's a clever man, ja.

Ah! blackhawkrush - you want the German classes.

You are hereby charged that on the 20th day of June, 2018, you did willfully, unlawfully, and with malice of forethought, publish an alleged English-German phrase book with intent to cause a breach of the peace. How do you plead?

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

I sentence you to be burnt at the stake. :fury:

I'll offer you a poke in the eye.

Ohh! What wouldn't I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face.

Our experts describe you as an appallingly dull fellow, unimaginative, timid, lacking in initiative, spineless, easily dominated, no sense of humor, tedious company and irrepressibly drab and awful. :bitchslap:

Please excuse Citizen, he may not be very beautiful, and he may have no money, and he may be a little talentless, boring and dull, but on the other hand......sorry, I can't think of anything.

He's a wonderful boy this, he's got this really enormous talent :D-13: this really huge talent.

Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Actually, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

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Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Actually, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

I certainly wouldn't say that I was stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap:

"Stuck in a rut. stuck in a rut." You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

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Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Actually, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

I certainly wouldn't say that I was stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap:

"Stuck in a rut. stuck in a rut." You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. :ebert:
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Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Actually, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

I certainly wouldn't say that I was stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap:

"Stuck in a rut. stuck in a rut." You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. :ebert:

My nipples explode with delight
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Apart from being a full-time stapling machine, he can also give a cat influenza.

Actually, your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut.

I certainly wouldn't say that I was stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap: stuck in a rut :bitchslap:

"Stuck in a rut. stuck in a rut." You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Yes, but I've had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. :ebert:

My nipples explode with delight

You got a nice pair there, haven't you love?

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