Digital Dad Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention.Wait whaaaaaa?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...? I gotcha on that. NO one on earth has a more punchable face than fuckng Bieber 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fraroc Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 Sexx Toyz by Brokencyde2 Innocent High by Blood On The Dance Floor3 Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor4 Pretty much every song by Larry Pierce Now next time name some bands we've actually heard of so everyone knows who you're talking about. Seriously be glad you don't know those bands,...because they are BAD. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas King Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The problem I'm seeing here is that these lyrics, for the most part, aren't anywhere near worst ever; they're more like the worst from generally good bands. In reality, this list should be brimming with entries from vapid generic pop songs... And Rush should be nowhere near it.Except for Half the World 23) Bad Medicine--Bon Jovi How many hackneyed cliches on one subject can you jam into four minutes? Cheese in rock music of the worst kind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...? I gotcha on that. NO one on earth has a more punchable face than fuckng BieberThat’s funny, yesterday I was going to post “Who wouldn’t want to punch Bieber in face?” but I got distracted then forgot. Truth! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 I think a lot of these bad lyrics are just made up on the day they're supposed to be recorded or just thought up right on the spot by the singer when it's time to do them. Like the whole first RUSH album, reportedly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 Sexx Toyz by Brokencyde2 Innocent High by Blood On The Dance Floor3 Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor4 Pretty much every song by Larry Pierce You're obsessed with bands you don't like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 Sexx Toyz by Brokencyde2 Innocent High by Blood On The Dance Floor3 Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor4 Pretty much every song by Larry Pierce Now next time name some bands we've actually heard of so everyone knows who you're talking about. Seriously be glad you don't know those bands,...because they are BAD. And yet you know their songs well enough to post here and in spite of being aware they are obscure you once again spread awareness of them? Yawn 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The problem I'm seeing here is that these lyrics, for the most part, aren't anywhere near worst ever; they're more like the worst from generally good bands. In reality, this list should be brimming with entries from vapid generic pop songs... And Rush should be nowhere near it. If we had to list bad lyrics no matter what, it would take forever to get to a certain number considering the Radio Disney crap of the past two decades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 The problem I'm seeing here is that these lyrics, for the most part, aren't anywhere near worst ever; they're more like the worst from generally good bands. In reality, this list should be brimming with entries from vapid generic pop songs... And Rush should be nowhere near it.Except for Half the World 23) Bad Medicine--Bon Jovi How many hackneyed cliches on one subject can you jam into four minutes? I’ll Be There For You and Lay Your Hands On Me say, “Hold my Springsteen records and Sopranos box set!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 25) Run For Your Life - The Beatles For obvious reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J2112YYZ Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1 Sexx Toyz by Brokencyde2 Innocent High by Blood On The Dance Floor3 Sexting by Blood On The Dance Floor4 Pretty much every song by Larry Pierce Now next time name some bands we've actually heard of so everyone knows who you're talking about. Seriously be glad you don't know those bands,...because they are BAD. And yet you know their songs well enough to post here and in spite of being aware they are obscure you once again spread awareness of them? Yawn I was going to say the same thing. If the band is bad than why draw attention to them? I think this thread is more interesting if we talk about times where the good ones shit the bed lyrically. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted May 18, 2018 Share Posted May 18, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention.Wait whaaaaaa?? :D Take yer pick! I stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" [i would love to see this verse acted out] It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! ]I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? ]Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?] The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [i dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]I know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ] But Toto's got nuthin' on Zager & Evans. http://artist3.cdn107.com/439/4391c88d3399f6fc0e196c492d231722_lg.jpg"What rhymes with 8510?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amps211 Posted May 19, 2018 Share Posted May 19, 2018 "nothing is either good or bad (or worst) but thinking makes it so" .... on that note I nominate a song that doesn't really exist 26) Sex Farm ... Spinal Tap 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Digital Dad Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention.Wait whaaaaaa?? :D Take yer pick! I stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" [i would love to see this verse acted out] It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! ]I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? ]Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?] The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [i dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]I know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ] Thanks man, I f***ing love that song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 20, 2018 Share Posted May 20, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention.Wait whaaaaaa?? :D Take yer pick! I stopped an old man along the wayHoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies [it's true - all old men possess forgotten words and ancient melodies]He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you" [i would love to see this verse acted out] It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do [100 men...or more! ]I bless the rains down in Africa [what does this even mean? ]Gonna take some time to do the things we never had ["do the things we never had"? A horrible euphemism maybe?] The wild dogs cry out in the nightAs they grow restless, longing for some solitary company [i dunno about you, but I like my company solitary.]I know that I must do what's rightAs sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti [whoa Nelly! lotsa syllables! And is that a double-simile in there? :O ] Thanks man, I f***ing love that song.It's a great song. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangy Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 Smells like a fart and your to blameYou give taco bell a bad name... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 What happened to the list? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas King Posted May 21, 2018 Share Posted May 21, 2018 27) Outta Love Again - Van Halen (only clunker on VH II - lame lyrics, lame chorus) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 22, 2018 Author Share Posted May 22, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenjaminW Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen ("Slip n' slide. Push it in. Bitch sure got the rhythm." It's a single entendre.) 3). Still...You Turn Me On - ELP ("Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder")Oh come on. I like that song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 Y'all do know that it's others opinions and not yours, right?? If they don't like a song or it's lyrics it's there choice and you shouldn't get upset over it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Permanent-Rush Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford 29) Blink 182-Happy Holidays, You Bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 20) Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin What ?!?!? The year LZ II was released ( 1969 ) the kids in high school were walking around singing those lyrics, me included. Not saying the lyrics are great but for the times they sure were catchy. Certainly not in the category of the worst of all time lyrics. Plant delivers the lyrics in a great way which makes it fun to sing along with. But the lyrics themselves are pretty bad I think. I'm not saying it's a bad song but there's no doubt in my mind that zero thought was put into the lyrics.Way way down inside, woman you need love. Gonna give you my love. Gonna give you every inch of my love... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 28) Kiss Me Deadly--Lita Ford 29) Blink 182-Happy Holidays, You BastardWinner. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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