laughedatbytime Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) Inspired by goose (hey, this isn't SOCN) and his album closer opener etc. competitions, I'd like to start a list of the songs with the worst lyrics of all time, followed by a vote to come up with the absolute worst. Let's go to 99. A couple of differences from the side opener/closer competitions... 1). Rush songs are eligible, because Half the World has to win SOMETHING.2) No more than 10 songs can come from one lyricist/group/marketing gimmick So let's start. Though there are many worthy entrants, I believe any list of bad lyrics can't be without... 1). Lick It Up---KISS Because it ain't no crime to be good to yourself Edited May 16, 2018 by laughedatbytime 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick N. Backer Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen ("Slip n' slide. Push it in. Bitch sure got the rhythm." It's a single entendre.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Relayer2112 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen ("Slip n' slide. Push it in. Bitch sure got the rhythm." It's a single entendre.) 3). Still...You Turn Me On - ELP ("Every day a little sadder, a little madder, someone get me a ladder") 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 4) My Humps - Black Eyed Peas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edhunter Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 There are just so many to choose from... Neil wrote so many songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invisible airwave Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 5. Summer Girls - LFO Imagine if a boy group did a rewrite of One Weak by Barenaked Ladies and it sucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO 6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson The keeper of the city keysput shutters on the dreamsI wait outside the pilgrims doorwith insufficient schemes It ain;t a crime to be good to yourself, but there should be a law against shit like that !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigbobby10 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson 7. Signed Curtain - Matching Mole Here is what we have. "This is the first verseThis is the first verseThis is the first verse, the first, the firstAnd this is the first verse, verse, first verseAnd this is the first verse, verseThis is the first verse And this is the chorusOr perhaps it's a bridgeOr just another part of the song that I'm singing" Edited May 16, 2018 by Bigbobby10 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormtron Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1) Lick It Up - KISS2) Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole 8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen You could fill this list up with Van Hagar songs. "Only fools rush in and only time will tell if we stand the test of time" Edited May 16, 2018 by Stormtron 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen 9) Africa - Toto Too numerous to mention. Edited May 16, 2018 by vaportrailer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush What? we waited until 10 for this? Or let's just nominate everything on Test for Echo. Edited May 16, 2018 by HemiBeers 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO 6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson The keeper of the city keysput shutters on the dreamsI wait outside the pilgrims doorwith insufficient schemes It ain;t a crime to be good to yourself, but there should be a law against shit like that !!! They read ok... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KenJennings Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 This is already the worst thread ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 This is already the worst thread ever.A perfect "car wreck" thread. You don't want to read it, but can't stand not to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 7) Poundcake-- VanHagar 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad readPoundcake, VanHagar, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 12. Baby, I Love Your Way/Freebird Medley - Will To Power I will not post any lyrics, as they will certainly infect my computer. Edited May 16, 2018 by Principled Man 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughedatbytime Posted May 16, 2018 Author Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read13) .Poundcake, VanHagar, dammit! Edited May 16, 2018 by laughedatbytime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush What? we waited until 10 for this? Or let's just nominate everything on Test for Echo. I'm going for it! 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto10) Tai Shan - Rush11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH12) Baby, I Love Your Way/Freebird Medley - Will To Power13) Poundcake-Van Hagar/Halen 14) Dog Years- RUSH Dog years-- it's the season of the itch Edited May 16, 2018 by blueschica 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
custom55 Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 (edited) 15.) Clique by Jay-Z and KWest. Edited May 16, 2018 by custom55 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Entre_Perpetuo Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...?Great music, awful lyrics. And not pretentious, either. Just bad. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Segue Myles Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...? Calm down 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueschica Posted May 16, 2018 Share Posted May 16, 2018 1). Lick It Up---KISS2). Black and Blue - Van Halen 3) Still...You Turn Me On - ELP4) My Humps Black Eyed Peas5) Summer Girls - LFO6) The Court Of The Crimson King - King Crimson7) Signed Curtain - Matching Mole8) Why Can't This Be Love - Van Halen9) Africa - Toto 10) Tai Shan - Rush 11) Cygnus X-1, Book 1 - RUSH A really, really bad read And, lol, I'm done. Y'all enjoy dissing a bunch of great lyrics because they seem pretentious to you, meanwhile forgetting about the utter dreck in the world that's actually popular. Where's that Justin Bieber meme...? I gotcha on that. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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