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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?

This is how it goes. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. :codger: Ready?
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?

This is how it goes. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. :codger: Ready?

I'm terribly sorry... I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?

This is how it goes. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. :codger: Ready?

I'm terribly sorry... I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?

I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers." :pizza:
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

That's a rather personal question, sir. :blush:

I'm terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists.

Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more?

I would tax holiday snaps.

Well, you have to know these things when you're king, y'know.

Oh dear, I'm not supposed to go mad till 1800. :banghead:

Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

Marching up and down the square not good enough for ya, eh! RIGHT!! Off ya go!!

Oooh get her! Whoops! I've got your number ducky. You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three. I'd scratch your eyes out. Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear, we all know where you've been, you military fairy. Whoops, don't look now girls the major's just minced in with that dolly colour sergeant, two, three, ooh-ho!

They haven't said much about the meaning of life so far, have they?

This is how it goes. The next thing that I am about to say is my theory. :codger: Ready?

I'm terribly sorry... I can't hear you, sir, could you try speaking in a lower register?

I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers." :pizza:

Tish tish. No matter. Well, four ounces of Caerphilly, then, if you please, stout yeoman.
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres. Edited by Citizen of the World
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres.

'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works. How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres.

'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works. How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres.

'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works. How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. Or an R40. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres.

'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works. How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. Or an R40. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a bus.
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We have got some down at the depot, Aberdeen. It's all right. You wait here, I've got a car. :beathorse:

On the morning of the 24th, early to avoid the traffic, blackhawkrush's historic expedition set out from Surbiton

Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? Normally, I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I though it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passer-by. :gumby:

Er, you don't think you should make it clear that I'm a psychiatrist?

No, you're not. You're a greengrocer. :yes:

drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and I drone on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then I throw up all over the Cuba Libres.

'Tis one of Shakespeare's latest works. How fortunate we are indeed to have such a poet on these shores. :wub:

Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost.

No, we can't touch it without an MI, you see. Or an R40. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

All right, all right, all right, sonny. I'll tell you what. We'll do something different. I'll be a bus conductor, and you can be a really funny passenger on a bus.

Take this bus to Cuba. :laughing guy:
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