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My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:
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My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:
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My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?
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My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr Atkinson. :bang bang: Cornwall.
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr Atkinson. :bang bang: Cornwall.

Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square??? Yes??? Atkinson. What would you...raaaather be doing, Atkinson?

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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr Atkinson. :bang bang: Cornwall.

Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square??? Yes??? Atkinson. What would you...raaaather be doing, Atkinson?

Can I put the tube in the baby's head?
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:gumby:

My brain hurts!

Well, you could get one of those Curry's brains.

Lemon curry?

Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh?

We'll finish off with the peaches. And we can start off with the avocados. :drool:

I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year...and so are the mangoes. ;)

Not in this part of Esher. :boohoo:

Of course the big question that everyone's asking here is, what about those split-crotch parities?

Mr. Citizen, I'm offering you a boot in the teeth and a dagger up the strap.

Well I don't care, I want to know what's going on! I think you're deliberately trying to humiliate people, and I'm going straight out of here and I'm going to tell the police exactly what you do to people and I'm going to make bloody sure that you never do it again. There, what do you think of that? What do you think of that?

Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings!

We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

Forgive me if I continue in English in order to save time. :blah:

I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!

Oh well, I'm a West Country man myself, Mr Atkinson. :bang bang: Cornwall.

Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square??? Yes??? Atkinson. What would you...raaaather be doing, Atkinson?

Can I put the tube in the baby's head?

Well, I gave him my baby to kiss and he bit it on the head.
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:
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He's a clever man, ja. He is the Reich Chancellor of Germany, Helmut. :notworthy:

Oh yes, he's such a clever little boy, just like his father.

I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well, it's always the same, I always--

Take the tablets, Tiger. :eyeroll:

I've got some of your prescriptions right here. Who's got a boil on the bum?

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