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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:

No, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:

No, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:

No, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England

Quite simply over the foothills, and then we go on after that to set up a base camp somewhere in the region of the bottom of the glacier when... :16ton:
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:

No, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England

Quite simply over the foothills, and then we go on after that to set up a base camp somewhere in the region of the bottom of the glacier when... :16ton:

After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hair nets. :facepalm:
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Wait a minute, there's something going on here. :hug2: There IS something going on.

something to send the shivers up your spine, send the creepy crawlies down your lager and limes

I Soiled my armour I was so scared! :scared:

Now, I do appreciate that last poem was very frightening... but please!

I didn't write that! Sounds more like Dickens. :huh:

That's Dikkens with two Ks, the well-known Dutch author.

To put it in context is Professor Gert Van Der Whoops of the Rijksmuseum in the Hague. :codger:

Here at the Institute Professor Charles Pasarell, Dr Peaches Bartkowicz and myself have been working on the theory originally postulated by the late Dr Kramer that the penguin is intrinsically more intelligent than the human being.

It can be the biggest penguin you've ever seen. An electric penguin, twenty feet high. :scared:

and you must be well over six foot. Isn't that right, blackhawkrush?

I am the biggest ant you'll ever see. The ants of old weren't half as bold and big and fierce as me. :cool:

Surely the third tallest mayor in Derby's history. :yes:

Well, you told me it was Ipswich

Anyway, you could always catch the 9:30 tomorrow. It goes via Caterham and Chipstead. :ebert:

No, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Well, I was hoping that you could help me and my friend to get back to England

Quite simply over the foothills, and then we go on after that to set up a base camp somewhere in the region of the bottom of the glacier when... :16ton:

After a blazing row, the Germans and Italians had turned back, taking with them the last of the hair nets. :facepalm:

If you don't care for your scalp, you get rabies
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t...:D
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?

ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?

ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.

And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?

ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.

And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose
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There's no need to be ashamed. We've all owned up. This is for your own good. :smash:

Noises are a major embarrassment source. Even words like tits, winkle and vibraphone, cannot rival the embarrassment potential of sounds.

I knew I'd disturb you ... I knew I'd disturb you ... :( It always happens ... whenever I've found someone I really think I'm going to be able to get on with

 

Get out! Get out! You LABOURER!

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavatree. :moon:

Ah. A toilet requisite-t-t-t-t-t... :D

Uh, y--y--y--y--you'll have to s--speak--s--s--sp--speak--spe--p--p--peak--speak up a bit, sir. :codger:

Um, could you try saying that in a higher register?

Yes. I will. I will! This is it. This is your moment Arthur Pewty. :blah: This is it Arthur Pewty!

Good man. Now remember your announcer's training: deep breaths, and try not to think about what you're saying...

Are you saying "Ni" to that old woman?

:no: I say, what a simply super day. I say, anyone for tennis?

ye ken full well that Scots folk dinna know how to play the tennis to save their lives.

And I'd like to conclude by putting my finger up my nose. :codger:

And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his brother's nose

You might just as well show them the last five miles of the M2. :eyeroll:
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