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Jar Jar Binks.

 

 

 

 

 

What are the chances of dropping him into the Pit of Sarlacc?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

Actually, the chances aren’t zero!

 

Prior to The Force Awakens release, JJ Abrams stated in an interview that JJ Binks’ death might be mentioned. As we now know, that didn’t happen.

 

Good!

 

I don’t even want to hear about his death! I want to create my own fantasies of his demise!

 

- dropped in the pit of Sarlacc

- Boba Fett bounty

- taxidermy object in Jabba the Hutt’s lair

- main course roast at a Wookie gala

- slow drowning in a Dagobah quagmire

- trampled to death by a herd of tauntaun

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Jar Jar Binks.

 

 

 

 

 

What are the chances of dropping him into the Pit of Sarlacc?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

Actually, the chances aren’t zero!

 

Prior to The Force Awakens release, JJ Abrams stated in an interview that JJ Binks’ death might be mentioned. As we now know, that didn’t happen.

 

Good!

 

I don’t even want to hear about his death! I want to create my own fantasies of his demise!

 

- dropped in the pit of Sarlacc

- Boba Fett bounty

- taxidermy object in Jabba the Hutt’s lair

- main course roast at a Wookie gala

- slow drowning in a Dagobah quagmire

- trampled to death by a herd of tauntaun

 

multiple lightsabre stab wounds and a coup de grace decapitation.

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Jar Jar Binks.

 

 

 

 

 

What are the chances of dropping him into the Pit of Sarlacc?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

Actually, the chances aren’t zero!

 

Prior to The Force Awakens release, JJ Abrams stated in an interview that JJ Binks’ death might be mentioned. As we now know, that didn’t happen.

 

Good!

 

I don’t even want to hear about his death! I want to create my own fantasies of his demise!

 

- dropped in the pit of Sarlacc

- Boba Fett bounty

- taxidermy object in Jabba the Hutt’s lair

- main course roast at a Wookie gala

- slow drowning in a Dagobah quagmire

- trampled to death by a herd of tauntaun

 

multiple lightsabre stab wounds and a coup de grace decapitation.

 

I’ll add that to the list :yes:

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Jar Jar Binks.

 

 

 

 

 

What are the chances of dropping him into the Pit of Sarlacc?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:ph34r:

 

Actually, the chances aren’t zero!

 

Prior to The Force Awakens release, JJ Abrams stated in an interview that JJ Binks’ death might be mentioned. As we now know, that didn’t happen.

 

Good!

 

I don’t even want to hear about his death! I want to create my own fantasies of his demise!

 

- dropped in the pit of Sarlacc

- Boba Fett bounty

- taxidermy object in Jabba the Hutt’s lair

- main course roast at a Wookie gala

- slow drowning in a Dagobah quagmire

- trampled to death by a herd of tauntaun

 

multiple lightsabre stab wounds and a coup de grace decapitation.

 

I’ll add that to the list :yes:

 

:clap: :clap: :clap:

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