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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

I got three cheeks :moon:
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

I got three cheeks :moon:

Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because... :moon: Just a minute, you're a fraud!
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

I got three cheeks :moon:

Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because... :moon: Just a minute, you're a fraud!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:

I got three cheeks :moon:

Well, this is really a fascinating occasion because... :moon: Just a minute, you're a fraud!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Inspector Leopard of Scotland Yard, Special Fraud Film Director Squad

This is .... always the problem ... with directors of film... clips.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.

Citizen! Allow me to introduce our next door neighbor. Citizen, this is Mr Watson. :tongue:
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.

Citizen! Allow me to introduce our next door neighbor. Citizen, this is Mr Watson. :tongue:

:hi: I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet. :gumby: Edited by Your_Lion
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.

Citizen! Allow me to introduce our next door neighbor. Citizen, this is Mr Watson. :tongue:

:hi: I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet. :gumby:

I'd like to ask one or two of you at the back not to soil the carpet, there is a restroom upstairs if you find the poems too exciting
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No problem. Have a drink. :cosmo: Have a drink. Great. Hello. Marvelous. Marvelous. Hello. Hello. Rewrite.

 

Splunge?

And we've just heard that His Majesty 73 has just tuned into this thread and so he is now watching this royal thread in this royal Video Vertigo. The poster on the left is wearing the great grey suit of RUSH wardrobe department and the other poster is about to deliver the first great answer here this royal evening...Oh, we've just heard he's switched over. He's watching SOCN. :(

Oh, most magnificent and merciful administrator, master of the universe, protector of the meek, whose nose we are not worthy to pick and whose very feces are an untrammelled delight

 

It's only a model.

Or perhaps you prefer this :whipgirl: latest model.

'Bridget - Queen of the Whip'. Or 'Naughty Nora'... or there's this one: 'Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal'. Or there's 'Sister Teresa - The Spanking Nun'.

You're in security, aren't you? Well, you're not allowed to suggest programme titles! :bitchslap:

I'd like to be in Programming Planning actually, but unfortunately I've got a degree. :(

Right, well, I'll give you the job, and the chair, and an all-wool ex-army sleeping bag for the briefcase, the umbrella, the pens in your breast :blush: pocket and your string vest.

Are you trying to insult me?! Me, with a poor dying grandmother?!

Well, she's got to come to terms with these things. :rose: Seemly. Prodding. Vac-u-um. Leap.

Yes, I suppose so. Anyway, I didn't really like her that much. :huh:

And her youngest, :geddy: her youngest as thin as a filing cabinet.

 

And then there's Gilberto's war wound. But they're good people, and they're kind people!

there's one thing about being a hermit, at least you meet people.

Citizen! Allow me to introduce our next door neighbor. Citizen, this is Mr Watson. :tongue:

:hi: I had to bring the goat, he's not well. I only hope he don't go on the carpet. :gumby:

I'd like to ask one or two of you at the back not to soil the carpet, there is a restroom upstairs if you find the poems too exciting

Ah yes, did you bring the umm...the specimen of your, umm ..and so on and so on?

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