toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 My list, for starters: Pit droidsBelching CGI frogsGungans or any "whimsical" charactersThings that look like dinosaurs"Diners" with roller-skating waitressesR2 units with jet packsPod racesPicnics in meadows surrounded by alien hippopotomiDarth Vader before he became Darth VaderYoda with a lightsabre 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vaportrailer Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Anything named DookuChristmas Specials or variety show appearances (anyone remember seeing them on the old Donny and Marie Show? yikes!)Wooden acting Wooden dialogueUpdated Cantina scenes with terrible music and lame aliensLi'l Anakin, or Li'l AnyoneHan Solo getting killed by a douche, and Chewie not exacting immediate and brutal Wookie revenge on said douche. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Day of Light Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 dragging an unconscious person for miles right in front of enemy line of fire and managing to do so in like 2 minutes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) Li'l Anakin, or Li'l AnyoneHan Solo getting killed by a douche, and Chewie not exacting immediate and brutal Wookie revenge on said douche. I will exact bounty hunter-like violence if anyone remotely resembling ‘Lil Anakin shows up! Han & Chewy needed to die together (Han shouldn't have died at all) at the helm of the Falcon as they steer ‘er head on into the central core of Death Star number four or five or whatever the hell one they're on! 2 free throws sunk as time regulation expires. Resistance loses two franchise players despite the victory. Resistance 99, First Order 98 Coach Kylo has a tantrum on the bench as his team loses yet again. He was last seen beating the shit out of his playbook while storming out of the arena shirtless. Edited January 15, 2018 by JohnnyBlaze 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 I don't want to see and hear another little kid going "whoo-hooo!" Actually, I don't want to see anyone doing that. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I don't want to see and hear another little kid going "whoo-hooo!" Actually, I don't want to see anyone doing that. Even hearing that little bastard say “Sebulba” pissed me off! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YYZumbi Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I don´t want to see any more Disney Star Wars.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I don´t want to see any more Disney Star Wars.... How about 20th Century Fox Star Wars? They not only did the original trilogy but also the prequels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Puppet bands Naboo Clones Flying space princesses Angsty Jedi masters Milking animals 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. I liked that character but I wouldn’t want a prequel for him. IF any of the Rogue One characters were to have a prequel I’d go with Saw Gerrera. Forest Whitaker is high quality to boot. Additionally, Saw’s got a direct connection to Obi Wan so there’s that. IF an Obi Wan spin-off happens and is between the Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One years, I can imagine Saw appearing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 (edited) Puppet bands Naboo Clones Flying space princesses Angsty Jedi masters Milking animals f**k, yeah, I forgot about the goddamned clones. I'm okay with the last three, though. Leia in space: it didn't bug me much in Guardians of the Galaxy, so it doesn't really bug me here. The force is this galaxy's version of "magic," after allLuke as "angsty": kind of a cool character development I didn't really see coming, plus Hamill played it really well - he's frickin' great at showing emotion with his peepersMilking animals: I saw it as Luke making a deliberate effort to gross out Rey and make her go away - even dribbling milk down into his beard and giving her that sort of drunken leer Having said all that, I'm fine with not seeing those scenes repeated, however. Edited January 15, 2018 by toymaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 I don´t want to see any more Disney Star Wars....Not into Star Wars or Star Trek movies. Never saw the original Star Wars. If it's that hyped and that well known...I don't see the point in watching it if I have the gist of the plot already. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/ae/aef4466529e76543955d38574b32acc4202b1407f8975e295176db9750472a62.jpg 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Naboo Clones Flying space princesses In regards to these three in order... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Aubrey Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. I liked that character but I wouldn’t want a prequel for him. IF any of the Rogue One characters were to have a prequel I’d go with Saw Gerrera. Forest Whitaker is high quality to boot. Additionally, Saw’s got a direct connection to Obi Wan so there’s that. IF an Obi Wan spin-off happens and is between the Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One years, I can imagine Saw appearing. Gotta disagree with you, Bro. The guy who played Chirrut stole every scene he was in. Whitaker, while I could see where he was trying to go with the character, came across as weird. And the voice he used was grating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. I liked that character but I wouldn’t want a prequel for him. IF any of the Rogue One characters were to have a prequel I’d go with Saw Gerrera. Forest Whitaker is high quality to boot. Additionally, Saw’s got a direct connection to Obi Wan so there’s that. IF an Obi Wan spin-off happens and is between the Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One years, I can imagine Saw appearing. Gotta disagree with you, Bro. The guy who played Chirrut stole every scene he was in. Whitaker, while I could see where he was trying to go with the character, came across as weird. And the voice he used was grating. Yeah, although I was waiting for someone to say shaddap when he kept repeating "I am one with the force; the force is one with me; I am one with the force; the force is one with me" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goose Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Further expansion of the power to use the Force. Enough already. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyBlaze Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. I liked that character but I wouldn’t want a prequel for him. IF any of the Rogue One characters were to have a prequel I’d go with Saw Gerrera. Forest Whitaker is high quality to boot. Additionally, Saw’s got a direct connection to Obi Wan so there’s that. IF an Obi Wan spin-off happens and is between the Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One years, I can imagine Saw appearing. Gotta disagree with you, Bro. The guy who played Chirrut stole every scene he was in. Whitaker, while I could see where he was trying to go with the character, came across as weird. And the voice he used was grating. What’s to disagree with? I only said what I’d want and wouldn’t want IF they did a Rogue One character film. “I” being the key word. I don’t want any of them done, not even Forest as Saw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 May I throw in a coupla mentions of Star Wars stuff I'd like to see? More movies like Rogue One and possibly a prequel about Chirrut I-Can't-Spell-His-Last-Name. I liked that character but I wouldn’t want a prequel for him. IF any of the Rogue One characters were to have a prequel I’d go with Saw Gerrera. Forest Whitaker is high quality to boot. Additionally, Saw’s got a direct connection to Obi Wan so there’s that. IF an Obi Wan spin-off happens and is between the Revenge of the Sith and Rogue One years, I can imagine Saw appearing. Gotta disagree with you, Bro. The guy who played Chirrut stole every scene he was in. Whitaker, while I could see where he was trying to go with the character, came across as weird. And the voice he used was grating. What’s to disagree with? I only said what I’d want and wouldn’t want IF they did a Rogue One character film. “I” being the key word.I don’t want any of them done, not even Forest as Saw. Weird - as soon as I read that, The Trees started playing in my head. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Further expansion of the power to use the Force. Enough already. I find your lack of faith disturbing..... ;) But seriously, isn't that what many of us wanted to see in the new Trilogy? Luke Skywalker becoming a super-great Jedi Master, who would blow us away with near god-like powers? To be honest, he did become like that, but not in the way that we expected. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 I guess if you're a light side force person, you can come back as a sort of guardian angel. If you're dark side, you just go away. To hell or purgatory or whatever. Unless like Vader you are redeemed. It would be pretty wild to see the emperor come back as some kind of bad-ass spectral character, all banshee-like and screaming. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wil1972 Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 Puppet bands Naboo Clones Flying space princesses Angsty Jedi masters Milking animals f**k, yeah, I forgot about the goddamned clones. I'm okay with the last three, though. Leia in space: it didn't bug me much in Guardians of the Galaxy, so it doesn't really bug me here. The force is this galaxy's version of "magic," after allLuke as "angsty": kind of a cool character development I didn't really see coming, plus Hamill played it really well - he's frickin' great at showing emotion with his peepersMilking animals: I saw it as Luke making a deliberate effort to gross out Rey and make her go away - even dribbling milk down into his beard and giving her that sort of drunken leer Having said all that, I'm fine with not seeing those scenes repeated, however. Valid arguments. But I still have issues with Leia Poppins. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HemiBeers Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/05/article-2070308-0F10809500000578-232_634x286.jpg 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toymaker Posted January 15, 2018 Author Share Posted January 15, 2018 http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/05/article-2070308-0F10809500000578-232_634x286.jpg I'll take whatever kind of gasm I can get. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Principled Man Posted January 15, 2018 Share Posted January 15, 2018 If you're dark side, you just go away. To hell or purgatory or whatever. That's how I interpreted the fate of anyone who stayed on the Dark Side. You're condemning yourself to oblivion, a bottomless pit of darkness and misery. Luke said to Vader, "I can feel the good in you. The Emperor hasn't driven it from you fully." This suggests a real "point of no return" for one who turns Dark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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