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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

Blackhawkrush spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues...until he knew the price of each one backwards
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

Blackhawkrush spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues...until he knew the price of each one backwards

I would like to come in here for a moment, if I may, and disassociate myself from these frivolous and offensive posts. :tsk:
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

Blackhawkrush spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues...until he knew the price of each one backwards

I would like to come in here for a moment, if I may, and disassociate myself from these frivolous and offensive posts. :tsk:

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

Blackhawkrush spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues...until he knew the price of each one backwards

I would like to come in here for a moment, if I may, and disassociate myself from these frivolous and offensive posts. :tsk:

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

I stom certainly od. Revy chum so. :)
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You will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunch time, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. :fury:

'the tingling fresh coffee which brings you exciting new cholera, mange, dropsy, the clap, hard pad and athlete's head

Well at the moment I am working on a new disease, which I hope to turn into a musical, but, primarily we are working on a re-make of my first disease and this time we're hoping to do it properly.

Ta the mnemot, I'm working on "The Mating of the Wersh". :hug2:

Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

:yes: A tale so gripping that they said it could not be filmed, Julius Caesar on an Aldis lamp.

Yeah, we did it for Caesar's Christmas Show

With a cast of thousands losing well over fifteen hundred inches.

Or, er, perhaps I should have explained. Your_Lion does tend to exaggerate, so every figure he gives you will be ten times too high. Otherwise he's perfectly all right

:no: He's married to a very attractive table lamp.

I think he's got beautiful legs! :gumby:

Explain the logic underlying that conclusion, please. :chickendance:

I don't know, I'm all confused.

I hope to God it works. Anyway, we shall know any minute now... :joker:

We've just heard that blackhawkrush's watch has been accepted by the Rush Forum Electricity Board and posting for this evening can be continued as planned.

Blackhawkrush spent three weeks looking at watch catalogues...until he knew the price of each one backwards

I would like to come in here for a moment, if I may, and disassociate myself from these frivolous and offensive posts. :tsk:

You're all bloody fancy talk since you left London.

I stom certainly od. Revy chum so. :)

I understood that! :o :yay: Edited by Your_Lion
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.
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He's such a clever little boy. Just like his father. :codger:

You are too clever for us naughty people.

We like dressing up, yes. :atickhum: :smoke: :joker:

Well, we did do the nose...and the hat -- but she is a witch!

It's a fair.. cop. I done it all. Right...no doubt about...that! :whipgirl:

It was a very very bad thing to have done and I'm really very ashamed of myself. I can only say it won't happen again.

Oh, you'll probably get away with crucifixion.

And how do you find the defendant? Two words. :ebert:

Fear and surprise

 

...and ruthless efficiency

Colonel Your_Lion doesn't think we're nice people, Luigi. :wtf:

Everyone was terrified of blackhawkrush. I've seen grown men pull their own heads off rather than see blackhawkrush. Even 1-0-0-1-0-0-1 was frightened of blackhawhrush.

I have something of a reputation as an after-dinner speaker, :codger: if you take my meaning.

I see, well, you want our 'Life and Soul of the Party' tape then, I think.

Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle, serves warm beer. :spitwater:

And three tins of beans for me please.

Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. :Alex: :Neil: :geddy:
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