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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Not a fan of that Morgan Stewart duck playing with Molly Pink.

 

Treeduck had a role in another John Hughes-related film as John Bender.

 

Feh.

 

There is no one but Duckie.

 

No way would Duckie portray Duckie in film.

That's where you come in.

 

No way I’d do it either.

 

If I’m any John Hughes-related character, it’s Carl the Janitor or Neal Page.

 

It’s important to know your Hughes.

 

If I'm any John Hughes character, I'm probably closest to the actual Duckie or Iona, Andie's friend and record store owner in Pretty in Pink, played by Annie Potts.

 

No no no, here you are with Andrew Clark...

 

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Treeduck, please tell us what one has to do to be on Team Duckie. :coy:

 

How many members are on Team Duckie? :cool:

 

I'll have some popcorn while I await your answers. :)

 

:popcorn:

Attractive chicks that drive classic American muscle cars get Platinum Card membership.

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Treeduck, please tell us what one has to do to be on Team Duckie. :coy:

 

How many members are on Team Duckie? :cool:

 

I'll have some popcorn while I await your answers. :)

 

:popcorn:

Attractive chicks that drive classic American muscle cars get Platinum Card membership.

 

Missed out again.

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

 

Stef eventually became Ultron while Blaine became a travel writer.

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

 

Stef eventually became Ultron while Blaine became a travel writer.

 

It's all in the voice, you know.

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

But Duckie was the best of them all. And really, Andie wasn't worthy of him. I mean seriously, the guy serenades you w/ Otis Redding and what do you do? Make cow eyes at the rich kid. Pffffttt.... seriously not worthy.

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

 

Stef eventually became Ultron while Blaine became a travel writer.

 

It's all in the voice, you know.

 

Blaine was in a Tales from the Crypt episode with Mariel Hemingway decades ago. He takes a love potion that works TOO well on Mariel! Good stuff!

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"Blaine? His name is Blaine?! that's not a name, that's a major appliance!"

 

Team Duckie all the way.

 

and Andie's dress was ugly as shitballs. Seriously, how can you take two beautiful dresses and come up w/ something that looks like that?!

 

Anyhow...what were we talking about?

 

Treeduck is to Rock and Roll what aggregate is to cement.

 

Or something like that.

 

Blaine is better than Stef though.

 

“She thinks you’re shit. And deep down you know she’s right.”

 

BURN!

But Duckie was the best of them all. And really, Andie wasn't worthy of him. I mean seriously, the guy serenades you w/ Otis Redding and what do you do? Make cow eyes at the rich kid. Pffffttt.... seriously not worthy.

 

No joke:

Originally, Andie & Duckie ended up together BUT that didn’t go over well with test audiences so we got the ending that we all know.

 

Here’s the JohnnyBlaze ending:

Andie realizes that being boyfriendless isn’t such a sad ending and passes on Blaine. She remains best friends with Duckie.

Blaine accepts his rejection with no hard feelings and sees Andie & Duckie walk off into the night happily and platonically.

Stef turns to robotics and decades later, evolves into the Ultron android.

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If you cross him, he will spam your threads with boobs

That's ... punishment?

 

Lorraine was right, I should have said butt cheeks. Yeah, he'll spam your threads with hairy bottoms, that might be more punishing.

Maybe he'll show a bleached crack.

 

Or a waxed one.

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But back to Team Duckie.

 

Treeduck, is there a stress test to get on your team?

 

Does one need a doctor's note?

 

Psychology tests??

You may have to complete The Times crossword.

I think I did that once in my 63 years.

Time for a refresher then!

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But back to Team Duckie.

 

Treeduck, is there a stress test to get on your team?

 

Does one need a doctor's note?

 

Psychology tests??

You may have to complete The Times crossword.

I think I did that once in my 63 years.

Time for a refresher then!

I try every Sunday. No luck. In fact, I am doing worse.

 

I'll just have to add being a member of Team Duckie to my long list of Things That Might Have Been.

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But back to Team Duckie.

 

Treeduck, is there a stress test to get on your team?

 

Does one need a doctor's note?

 

Psychology tests??

You may have to complete The Times crossword.

I think I did that once in my 63 years.

Time for a refresher then!

I try every Sunday. No luck. In fact, I am doing worse.

 

I'll just have to add being a member of Team Duckie to my long list of Things That Might Have Been.

I can't just let anyone in can I?

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