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Say... where's he gone? ! :o

 

Why did you even CARE? Zelix is a complete HOAX!!!

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How dare you!?!?!?!

 

I dare because I REALLY HATE people who 'Believe their own press'. It might be fun for awhile but I will NEVER believe you anymore, let alone think you are some hoi paloi deity. Bye!

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Say... where's he gone? ! :o

 

Why did you even CARE? Zelix is a complete HOAX!!!

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How dare you!?!?!?!

Forgive him Zelix. He knows not what he do.

 

OH YES HE DO!!!

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I hate it when demigods complicate people's honest nihilism and repudiation by showing up every once in a while.

I assume it's because he's gotten bored of basking in the ill-gotten worship of other pals.

At the very least he should toss a little inlightenment our way...

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Rotted be the brain

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Blessed are the silent

 

YES! Here's hoping Zelix STAYS that way!

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The sun has rose this morning, warming my face. Thank you Zelix.

 

That could come at a heavy cost later . . . you gonna thank Zelix for that, too?

 

HELL YES he will! And What's more, he'll bend low and lick Zelix's ASS too! Blessed be the BUTT CHEEKS!!! [of ZELIX]

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The sun has rose this morning, warming my face. Thank you Zelix.

 

That could come at a heavy cost later . . . you gonna thank Zelix for that, too?

he'll bend low and lick Zelix's ASS too! Blessed be the BUTT CHEEKS!!! [of ZELIX]

Zelix does not humiliate his worshipers, he lifts them up. So that everyone may be solid gold awesomeness.

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The sun has rose this morning, warming my face. Thank you Zelix.

 

That could come at a heavy cost later . . . you gonna thank Zelix for that, too?

he'll bend low and lick Zelix's ASS too! Blessed be the BUTT CHEEKS!!! [of ZELIX]

Zelix does not humiliate his worshipers, he lifts them up. So that everyone may be solid gold awesomeness.

 

Charles' son, eh? Does he require all of his followers to wear swasticas on their foreheads also?

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