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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous.

Officials of the Central Clearing Banks met with Herr Volenschtadt of Poland :blink: to discuss non-returnable loans on a twelve-year trust basis for the construction of a new zinc-treating works in the Omsk area of Krakow, :eh: near the Bulestan border.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous.

Officials of the Central Clearing Banks met with Herr Volenschtadt of Poland :blink: to discuss non-returnable loans on a twelve-year trust basis for the construction of a new zinc-treating works in the Omsk area of Krakow, :eh: near the Bulestan border.

Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous.

Officials of the Central Clearing Banks met with Herr Volenschtadt of Poland :blink: to discuss non-returnable loans on a twelve-year trust basis for the construction of a new zinc-treating works in the Omsk area of Krakow, :eh: near the Bulestan border.

Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

No I think being illegal makes it more exciting
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That is, if I may say so, one hundred and eighty-four pounds one and a half p. :cool:

That makes you a penny short Wilkins. Where is it? :tsk:

It's over there in a box. :fuckinputer: The clarity is devastating.

This new box will enable the people of the Ulverston Road area to post letters, post-cards and small packages without recourse to the Esher Road box or to the box outside the post office at Turner's Parade which many people used to use, but which has now been discontinued owing to the opening of this box and also the re-organization of box distribution throughout the whole area, which comes into force with the opening of new boxes at the Wyatt Road Post Office in July.

Lord Hill's at the bottom of this. :moon:

Go and boil your bottom

They used nearly fourteen gallons of nice hot water. :ebert:

I would put a tax on all people who stand in water

Wasn't he marvelous? And now gentlemen and ladies, a very big welcome please for the Minister of Pensions and Social Security. :codger:

That's where you'll get the bunting and the ticker tape. Right, big smiles, everybody, remember you're cabinet ministers.

:no: We are the keepers of the sacred words: Nee, Pen and Nee-wom.

These are the words that are not to be used again in this thread :tsk:

Ugh! Frightful words!

Do we have any figures on how scared they are?

Telling figures indeed, but what do they mean to you, what do they mean to me, what do they mean to the average man in the street?

I think it would do a lot of good to the stock exchange. :ebert:

Trading was crisp at the start of the day with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous.

Officials of the Central Clearing Banks met with Herr Volenschtadt of Poland :blink: to discuss non-returnable loans on a twelve-year trust basis for the construction of a new zinc-treating works in the Omsk area of Krakow, :eh: near the Bulestan border.

Look, I think I'd better run this over to our legal department. If you could possibly pop back on Friday.

No I think being illegal makes it more exciting

:yes: The excitement of a night emission over Germany.
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Well, well Robert the main thing is that it's terribly exciting.

And it's blancmange to serve...and it's a good one! :chickendance:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the blancmange was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps Ya_Big_Tree and some of her friends...oh yes and 1-0-0-1-0-0-1.
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Well, well Robert the main thing is that it's terribly exciting.

And it's blancmange to serve...and it's a good one! :chickendance:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the blancmange was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps Ya_Big_Tree and some of her friends...oh yes and 1-0-0-1-0-0-1.

I would just like to add a complaint about threads which have too many complaints in them as they get very tedious for the average reader. :moon:
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Well, well Robert the main thing is that it's terribly exciting.

And it's blancmange to serve...and it's a good one! :chickendance:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the blancmange was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps Ya_Big_Tree and some of her friends...oh yes and 1-0-0-1-0-0-1.

I would just like to add a complaint about threads which have too many complaints in them as they get very tedious for the average reader. :moon:

If you want to get anything done on TRF you've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth. :blah:
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Well, well Robert the main thing is that it's terribly exciting.

And it's blancmange to serve...and it's a good one! :chickendance:

Now, I've noticed a tendency for this thread to get rather silly. Now I do my best to keep things moving along, but I'm not having things getting silly. Those two last posts I did got very silly indeed, and that last one about the blancmange was even sillier. Now, nobody likes a good laugh more than I do...except perhaps Ya_Big_Tree and some of her friends...oh yes and 1-0-0-1-0-0-1.

I would just like to add a complaint about threads which have too many complaints in them as they get very tedious for the average reader. :moon:

If you want to get anything done on TRF you've got to complain till you're blue in the mouth. :blah:

If you complain nothing happens ... you might just as well not bother.
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