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"Do you take cream?"

 

Reminds me of these:

 

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University of North Texas instant collectables!

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That's a HARD bargain to BEAT!

 

Not trying to be a wet blanket, but those signs aren't as funny when you know they're photoshopped.

 

How can you be sure

 

Is that an admission ??

 

An admission? No, but I know how easy it is to photoshop signs to say something else. It's easy to do it right so that you can't tell it was altered. It's possible this sign wasn't altered, but I doubt that last "S" would be sitting that high.

 

The "S" does look high, but then again, so does the "W" in "NEW"

 

That might be because they used an upside-down "M" instead of a "W." :D

 

What a shame, someone with all that ingenuity wasting their time working at Arby's !!!

 

With the right pair of perv eyes, the Arby's hat logo is penislike in appearance.

 

I'm sure it'll take you guys about .01 seconds to see what I'm talking about...if you hadn't already noticed it years ago.

 

I see it. :D

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I think we found a new poll topic...

 

:LOL:

 

I just learned a thing!!

I just got out of the shower, I’m feeling around my junk now...wow tis true!

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

UPDATE:

 

Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me

 

penis_sign_delivered.jpg

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

UPDATE:

 

Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me

 

http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg

 

You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop.

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

UPDATE:

 

Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me

 

http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg

 

You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop.

 

:LOL:

 

I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

UPDATE:

 

Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me

 

http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg

 

You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop.

 

:LOL:

 

I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that

:LOL:

 

In your closet with your other two dozen spares!

 

:LOL:

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I went to my friend's shop - he specializes in old carbs .. He rebuilds them and has all the hard to find parts .. I needed some parts for a carb to a 1956 MG

 

When I was there, I noticed that his "OPEN" sign had blown off the door and was laying on the floor .. While he was on the phone in the back room, I was left unattended ... So I picked up his OPEN sign, found some cardboard, tape and a magic marker ..

 

Before I left, I got a pic of my work

 

After getting back to my shop about an hour later, I sent him this pic

 

Penis_Door_01_00.jpg

 

UPDATE:

 

Friday I received some mail at the shop .. My carb rebuilding friend just couldn't get rid of it, so he mailed it to me

 

http://s26.postimg.org/erwgrajp5/penis_sign_delivered.jpg

 

You should send him a 6 feet x 2 feet styrofoam mold of a penis for Christmas. Have him sign for it at his shop.

 

:LOL:

 

I'm not even going to ask where I could get something like that

:LOL:

 

In your closet with your other two dozen spares!

 

:LOL:

 

Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ??

 

NEW THREAD IDEA

 

The Seasonal Penis

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Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ??

 

NEW THREAD IDEA

 

The Seasonal Penis

 

http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg

 

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg

 

So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward.

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Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ??

 

NEW THREAD IDEA

 

The Seasonal Penis

 

http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg

 

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg

 

So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward.

 

Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

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Why are holiday decorations coming to mind ??

 

NEW THREAD IDEA

 

The Seasonal Penis

 

http://i.pinimg.com/236x/f9/12/26/f9122655f2c922f7d2fc05e16efa1fee.jpg

 

http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/12246942_10156272963375387_6385339735406211197_n.jpg

 

http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f3/be/c0/f3bec09434128799bf730388ff3babd7.jpg

 

So I see that the Christmas A-Team is ready. There's Baby Magoo hanging in a tree, Pink Licorice Dick on a Cracker, and Jingle Nips looking skyward.

 

Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg

 

#4 Armless Paddle Cock

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Nice work!

Pic #1 is "masturbating Baby Frank Black (swaddled version)".

"Christmas cracker (with dirty fingernail)" is #2.

And #3 is "Jingle Belle abiding".

 

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/TTRI4NG4UmK9SlSEM0WDX-Kvno0=/fit-in/1200x9600/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F12%2FSanta_sketch.jpg

 

#4 Armless Paddle Cock

 

Amish Santa with cool shoes and beaver tail.

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